Filly.
>>26028641
Fagott.
>>26028641
Yup, that's a filly all right.
>You're alone in your room getting ready for work.
>It'll be your first day at your new office job being a responsible adult.
>Some lovely contemporary jazz is playing as rain falls down outside.
>You're slipping on your black dress shoes ready to impress.
>But, just in case, time to take one last look in the mirror to be sure.
>You walk into your bathroom taking a close look.
>Gloriously handsome face, well fitting suit, nothing could possibly go wrong-
>"Hello there handsome."
>You wheel around.
>Some purple luciferic abomination is standing behind you in the mirror.
>You scream like a bitch.
"W-what the fuck! Who are you, how'd you get in my house?"
>"I'm Twilight."
"That nerd I used to pick on? T-thats some elaborate cosplay you've got there, you almost had me thinking you were scary for a minute. Also, why are you in my house?"
>You go to try and shoo her out the door but your hand passes through her.
>She disappears.
>You look all around.
"W-where'd you go?"
>Suddenly in your head ringing loud and clear is her voice.
>"In the last place you'd ever 'think' to look.. Your mind.."
"W-wha, how are you doing this!? Get out of my head!"
>"No, I don't think I will, I rather like it in here.. I think I'll stay.."
>Ok, this is bad, so bad, sooooo bad!
>Ok, just focus.. Maybe, it's all just a delusion,
>"It's not a delusion Anon, I'm real."
"Shut up! Get out of my head!"
>"Not going to happen."
>She teases.
>"I'm going to watch you squirm, every moment here inside of you.. All those years you made my life a living hell, I'm going to do the same.."
"Stop, get out, get out get out!"
>"Hehehe, yes, yell, scream like a lunatic, I'm sure your neighbors will appreciate it."
"Y-you.."
>"Don't want to be late for your first big day do you?"
>She'd better not screw this up for you..
>>26028433
>You get to work, your boss Candance is instructing you on what to do.
>So far no incident..
>You haven't heard her annoying voice in your head so far.
>You're trying desperately to convince yourself it's all a delusion what happened earlier.
>Candance now finished explaining the basics leads you to your cubicle.
>A cute little girl with a stack of papers is passing.
>Suddenly you blank out and knock yourself into her.
>You regain yourself on the ground, papers flying everywhere.
"O-oh crap, I uh, I didn't mean for this to happen!"
>You scramble picking up the papers as she does.
>"I-it's alright, it was just an accident.."
>Candance seems to laugh about it,
>"Haha, making a good first impression I see."
"Y-yeah, hehe.."
>You hand the girl the stack of papers you just collected.
>"My name is Coco by the way.."
"I'm Anon, it's very nice to meet you."
>"Heh, I'm sure we'll bump into each other again.."
>Hopefully not like this..
>Seriously, you seemed to have just lost control of yourself..
>You continue your walk to your cubicle.
>"Is there anything else you need explained?"
"No not particularly."
>"Good. I'm so glad you've been paying attention I'm sure you'll make a wonderful-"
>"Enjoying yourself?"
'I would be if you'd shut up!'
>"Better not get too upset, or she'll notice.."
'Just go away, don't you have someone else to bother?'
>>26028479
>"But it's soo much fun bothering you!"
'You know what, fine, but I won't react to anything, you can yammer on all you like, but it's not going to impact my day in the slightest.'
>"Oh really?"
>Suddenly you feel hands come between your thighs.
'W-what are you.'
>"Shh.. Pay attention to Candance now.."
>You feel lips come over your cock.
>Oh no..
>That hot wet suction coming over the length of your shaft.
>The entire length sliding in and out of her oral cavity.
>It feels so real but it's not like shes actually down there..
>But what is down there is..
>A massive fucking erection..
>Son of a bitch..
>You bite your lip crossing your legs and folding your arms over your crotch to cover up the fucking eiffel tower in your pants.
>Cadanace just shooting the breeze with you as you try to look like you're paying attention..
'Twilight, stop, please.."
>"Why, don't you like it when girls suck you, just, like, this."
>Her lips hit the base, you feel this overwhelming sensation of ecstasy.
>Stop stop stop stop...
>It feels like you're about to cum in your slacks and nothing seems to be happening, you're just listening to Candance..
>Talking to you about some casual Friday shit..
>How can you possibly focus when it feels like you're getting head right there in your cubicle?
>"Well, I think that about covers it, I'll leave you to get to work."
"Y-yeah..
>>26028486
>All the time you're at work you try to focus on filing paperwork and doing data entry..
>A simple job, for a simple man..
>Except, you feel like you're on the edge of cumming.
>Twilight really going at it down there.
>Sucking all over, up and down.
>Running her tongue all over the shaft.
>Sucking your balls.
>All of it, might be great if you weren't trying to focus on your work..
"Twilight.. I'm begging you.. Stop.."
>"Doesn't it feel good though? I'm trying soo hard, aren't you enjoying it?"
'I'm, trying, to WORK!'
>"Well go ahead, I'll just be pleasuring you while you type away."
>On the keys you accidentally type,
"Pleasuring me while I type-"
>You slam the backspace key deleting that line.
>Damn it all..
>"I am the Eternal Dragon, I will grant 1 wish and 1 wish only."
>>26028383
I wish for infinite wishes.
I WISH FOR NYX!
>>26028383
i wishThat i am now the Eternal Dragon
I WILL GRANT TWO WISHES!
"Um, I'll give you 20 bits if you go make out with that stallion. It'll be like a prank! And don't mind if that bush over there starts shaking..."
Fluttershy, you are going to have to get both me and Shining both pretty drunk before we'd make out.
>>26027825
>Fluttershy gets off to gay couples
Well, it wouldn't even surprise me.
>>26027825
If that's your fetish, I'll do it free. You give the bits to the other stallion, cause I am game.
What's your excuse for not sleeping with Scootaloo every night?
>>26027793
Because I am sleeping with best princess
>pic related
>>26027793
That I'm autistic, but not THAT autistic.
>>26027881
Me too. Except I'm sleeping with best non-princess librarian book horse. :)
Lets get this book finished /mlp/.
We still need a lot more posts so fell free to add.(Just make sure it is involved in the story)
We still need a lot of improvements on the cover. Feel free to make one/ improve on this one
Drop box of what we have so far https://www.dropbox.com/s/5d2j4l4mfcvmup0/Daring%20do%20and%20the%20search%20of%20santa.docx?dl=0
>>26011035
While Tracy and Daring carrying and trying to runaway from nignog, Glimmer was facing her own battle.
Go into Glimmers mind
Does Equality even matter to me anymore?What has it really brought me. I've lost my friends my whole community and even fucked by degenerate reindeer and elves. Twilight has been telling me to go out and make friends but that's the only thing she says to me. She doesn't even try to understand how I really feel. It is not just that I lost my friend that day or that I couldn't make any friends with the fillies or colts. I just felt worthless, why did everybody else get to have "special talents" and I got nothing. My parents kept on saying the same thing as Twilight, don't worry it will get better, just go out and made friends. That's when I decided I couldn't handle it, I knew there had to be a change and I could be the person to make it. I finally could be at peace with myself and only by my self. I practiced magic to see how I could make the starting community better. And that's when I got my cutie mark. Thing is, it didn't matter to me. I knew what I could be, and just because of this picture on muh ass would not change me. Equality, does it really even help anybody? Would it ever change anybody for the better?
>>26027792
op needs to git gud at explaining thread premises bump
damn, here you are guys
okay, gimme a minute. i'll see what i can shitpost
Thoughts, /mlp/fags?
http://i.imgur.com/5kjeim3.png
http://i.imgur.com/wdm0okC.png
>mfw someone writes a book about this shitty fandom.
>>26027769
This truly is the end of days
>>26027769
Cringed so hard my face hurts now. Thanks, Anon.
>>26027769
>freaking out about a book
>he doesn't know about the musical
Was this the most clever joke told in all of MLP FiM?
>>26027617
Maybe.
I still find it a little confusing. I've never heard the term "veggie salad" before.
I'd always thought that "salad" only needed a modifier if it was, in fact, not primarily vegetables. Like if it was tuna based or something.
If I'm missing something about the joke, don't hesitate to clarify it, because it's entirely possible that there's some crazy option here that I'd never considered.
>>26027684
Wut
I thought it was a veggie salad because they are vegans, GET IT, GET IT?
>>26027617
Is this the most overrated show by autistic bullied teenagers who never watched good cartoons in their life? Yes.
Watch Futurama and Simpsons if you want insanely clever jokes. Which no dim-witted moron like you could ever come up with in a billion years.
>go to Equestria
>end up in a cave with a Ursa Major and her cub
>>26027596
How do you know the Ursa Major isn't my waifu
>>26027596
>>26027650
>the cub is awake
>he's trying to make friends with you while you're trying to hook up with his mother
>>26027596
>not taking the opportunity in winter to snuggle up and nap with giant star-bear and cub
>not being adopted and raised by an Ursa Major
>not growing stronk and play-wrestling big brother cub to hone your powers
>not becoming Equestrian Zangief
Wasteful.
Why do you love the opposite species?
bullshit i don't love niuggers
>>26027418
I don't think species can be opposites, OP.
Like, what's the opposite of a parakeet? A trout?
You're messing with my head, man.
>>26027418
2spooky
>"Isn't it a bit early to be drinking alcohol Anon?"
>>26027337
I'm not going to listen to your insufferable ass sober.
>>26027337
Isn't it a bit early to be a smelly nerd, Twilight ?
>>26027337
Isn't it a bit early for you to be expressing opinions nobody gives a shit about?
Sunrise.
Time for bed.
>>26027266
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WAbI7nds1qo
>>26027266
How come Luna is no longer pissed that ponies sleep through her beautiful night?
>>26027306
She probably still is. She's just kept in check by the knowledge that she'll get her ass sent back to the moon if she doesn't keep her ass in line.
WE WUZ KINGS AN QUEENS
Cum to Axe my little ponies!
>My name is Chrysalis , Queen of Changelings:Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!'
HOL UP
I have come to the suddon relization that I have waisted my life, and also that even if I did try, I would never amount to anything anyway. How does /mlp/ not give into the darkness and give up?
because ponies
Well at least you're not bleeding all over the place.
I hope this fucking old suture kit is still good.
>>26026881
>waisted
San Diego's first ever ponycon is tomorrow. Who's going? I was going to go but I'm out of town at the moment, so I'm hopping there'll be a thread tomorrow documenting the con from within.
Also San Diego has been taking a beat down from el niño so it's kind of a shitty weekend to have a con here.
>>26026780
I'm still going. Apparently there's (was) going to be a beach party. Wonder how that's going to turn out.
>>26026780
>mfw live in central california
>mfw no autism con
>mfw poorfag
You're just now telling us? Dick move OP
>mfw east coast and broke
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