Can you Anons give more of this patch pone?
Need pics for the process of making a plush.
>>26022461
I have more if you need them.Also, Raggie thread?
>>26022728
Actually wait, I forgot I saved a better reference pic.
derp horse thread
This thread’s purpose is to encourage writefags all over /mlp/ to write. We’re laid back here. Post what you want as long as it’s pone related. We’re not all “STOREEEYS ONLY!” We discuss topics such as writing techniques, interesting tropes, and bring forth story ideas. Let’s have fun.
Let’s get hypothetical.
You’re a writer who’s been going at it for a bit now. You really enjoy what you do and put your blood, sweat, and tears into each story. One day, you decide to post it in a random thread to get some feedback.
Just one problem: no takers.
You wonder if you should even bother writing; you decide to quit and move on to something else.
If that story applies to you, then hold your horses. If all you wanted was feedback, to improve your writing skills a bit, or maybe just see how others do it, then you’ve come to the right place. There are a few rules, however:
>Posting the story directly in the thread is preferred over a link to Pastebin, FiMFiction, etc.
>One story at a time.
>Don’t be a dick or asshole when reading or critiquing.
>All stories posted within the thread must be pre-written.
>>26021955
Tips and links:
Things you should know about before writing clop:
Vhatug’s tips for anatomically correct clop and squash soup:
http://pastebin.com/g4VpEg4f
http://www.literotica.com/s/erotic-synonyms (Because using dick, balls, and pussy just isn’t enough to get the reader off. Remember, the reader cums first.)
Had to. Puns are awesome.
Things you should know about writing:
Clever’s Tips on How to Write Short Stories: http://pastebin.com/GGBkxi7e
How to into writing: http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
Writing rules from Navarone: http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
Ezn’s Guite to writing Fanfiction: http://eznguide.neocities.org/
Writing Book for beginners: https://mega.co.nz/#F!pwo21SKA!dljqCUmOhkwLX3x9_ApEgQ
Help for creating OC characters: http://www.dawnsomewhere.com/ocguide/
A few authors from different threads should you seek inspiration from their stories:
Flutterrape general’s writers: http://pastebin.com/eG8iY7Wy
Active AiE general writers: http://pastebin.com/mVG33ERX
PiE general’s writers: http://pastebin.com/Mgd0QuNy
>“How do I cure my writer’s block?”
Magic.
>“FUCK YOU ANSWER THE QUESTION!”
There’s no one way to cure it, but, if you can’t write, you may as well read stories. There’s more to writing than writing; there’s reading too, and that helps. Check some of the links above.
Try the following (keep in mind this won’t work for everyone):
-Figure out when it’s the best time for you to write.
-Fap then write*.
-Write anyway, and allow yourself to write shitty stories. More often than not, the block is the fear of it being bad. That’s what editing is for.
-Seriously, drink coffee. It’s a writer’s best friend.
-Listen to music while writing.
*Unless you’re writing clop, then listen to your boner.
I was waiting to see if it would come back on its own, as it sometimes does, but got impatient. I'm critiquing this http://pastebin.com/kCXU8HCd on Friday (Saturday for the anon who posted it, because time zone differences), so let's see whether this thread can stay up long enough.
I was wondering where the thread was. I was getting worried.
https://youtu.be/RdiO8EF0QmE
Horse Women part 2 came out today
>>26021890
7.5/10 Made me watch the previous episodes.
>>26021890
There was already a thread, but nice to see some positivity about the series.
>>26022246
I agree. 7.5/10, bretty gud.
>>26021890
A thread died for this.
Rape is punishable by a torturus death in Equestria. Do you still rape?
Just rape your torturers.
>>26021873
I wouldn't actually rape, ever
>>26021873
>torture rape
Post best ship
>>26021521
>Post best ship
ok
>>26021543
this t bh family
>I don't WANT your cooking anon, I WANT oat tendies
>>26021429
Tendies? Only the autistic eats tendies.
>>26021429
what about nuggers, dashie?
Spike sure seems to like em.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMHwhnJE54Y
>>26021429
You want tendies?
Be they crispy or from Wendy's?
Twilight, did you just call me "Mom"?
>>26021186
Do I look like a pony; sun nigger?
>>26021199
>Celestia is senile and mistakes humans for ponies
New and improved!
>>26021185
Glam
>>26021185
>improved
How can you improve perfection?
>>26022038
Higher pixel resolution?
Welcome to the first annual FO:E CYOA!
I'm you writer, MrCakeandRice.
If you have never seen Fallout Equestria, google it.
Any ways onto the story
---
>"your gonna go far kid."
>The voice of your father does little to calm you down
>He sighs, and looks to the ponies gathered around us
>Raiders
>They smell like burnt hair dipped in cat piss
>He starts to speak again, but is cut off by a raider with a Zebra Officers sword
>Litterally
>Like, his neck is sliced open
>He slumps, but throws a bundle wrapped in white cloth at you
>Like something out of a bad movie, the raiders take small steps twoard you, slowly gaining closer
What do you do?
>>26021136
Check inventory, faggot
>>26021136
Fly, if not Pegasus, At least try to Teleport.
And if all else fails....Run into the nearest hiding spot that the raiders can access.
>>26021136
Check cloth.
>Hey Princess Celestia!
>Why the long face?
"Hey! Stophorsing around!"
>>26021069I forgot to spoiler the picture.
>"MAKE ONE MORE STUPID PUN, HUMAN."
>"I DARE YOU. I DOUBLE DARE YOU."
>"MAKE A PUN ONE MORE TIME, SEE WHAT HAPPENS."
So bits are like solid gold right?
That's like well over 3 million dollars worth right there, for apples.
I don't think any of us can afford to live in equestria.
>>26020809
They'll pay more than that for 15 minutes of bellyrubs, as i would be the only one for the job
>>26020809
Value is determined by how much the item in question is credited by the people using it. Gold only has value because of its scarcity and people believing that it has worth. Gold is probably less rare in Equestria, so the price of it is less than it would be on Earth.
>>26020809
I want to have sex with Granny Smith.
Coming soon...
>>26020792
It's getting old and boring.
>>26020792
You're pretty much the Spanish Inquisition of /mlp/ at this point.
>>26020833
Dubs confirm.
>>26020792
Try holding a better pony hostage next time
Should she have been redeemed?
>>26020446
starlight is already an excuse for a pathetic villain
the same bullshit as did with discord
>>26020446
No, but then agian the show is called Friendship is Magic for a reason
Of course. How else would Hasbro sell more toys?
>no school shooting anon green
do I have to write it?
>>26020256
Yes
>>26020256
It's not anon, and it's a YTP, but you might get a kek or two out of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m98Ix5up_rY
>>26020256
You can if you want, anon, but it's just going to come off as edgy for the sake of being edgy. Feel free to try though, I'd love to be surprised.
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