Damn... Applejack has so many threads today.
What did she do to get so many?
>>26004746
There are only 6 threads dedicated to Applejack.
>>26004746
Apples, that's how.
>>26004746
because we're mid hiatus
"Nopony can break my record, Anon. I'm the best Wonderbolt of all time."
Let's race!
>>26004585
>this thread again
>>>/trash/
>>26004585
You're the Sean Connery of Wonderbolts.
Cool, but no longer the best in the business.
Howdy, partner!
What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses.
Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.
The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:
~~~~~
>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?
>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."
~~~~~
Are you feeling creative? Try your hand at writing a story! No contribution is too small and we love having new folks around.
If you're more artistically inclined give a drawing or sketch a shot. Don't fret too much; it doesn't have to be fancy and we appreciate artwork a lot.
If that isn't your style either, writers always need feedback. So tell us what you liked - and what you didn't - to help us improve.
If you are unsure about anything, do not be afraid to ask. We will gladly bring you up-to-date or explain anything you feel is unclear.
Thread 117, and we're off to the beach, because of course we're going to the beach in the middle of winter, it only makes sense!
>>26008453
1 https://archive.today/f0oQ3
2 https://archive.today/dI35Q
3 https://archive.today/o0ktE
4 https://archive.today/w071K
5 https://archive.today/L40YG
6 https://archive.today/EaVK7
7 https://archive.today/uCJn9
8 https://archive.today/c1XZZ
9 https://archive.today/SjdzK
10 https://archive.today/Jmtlu
11 https://archive.today/eqheI
12 https://archive.today/qkLek
13 https://archive.today/EDijG
14 https://archive.today/ZbNtc
15 https://archive.today/CnI1z
16 https://archive.today/pTcOu
17 https://archive.today/MXTjw
18 https://archive.today/kk3FI
19 https://archive.today/JFE0I
20 https://archive.today/wygJG
21 https://archive.today/3bu9x
22 https://archive.today/63p7X
23 https://archive.today/G7mEf
24 https://archive.today/kKu4B
25 https://archive.today/7C6Nz
26 https://archive.today/5YZEa
27 https://archive.today/x8QWT
28 https://archive.today/kIJBv
29 https://archive.today/EP1S2
30 https://archive.today/0rb3f .5 version here https://archive.today/Y5NYc
31 https://archive.today/ONFET
32 https://archive.today/MpCy9
33 https://archive.today/Cqdkc
34 https://archive.today/tts5W
35 https://archive.today/kwIRG
35 https://archive.today/kwIRG
36 https://archive.today/x5j0H
37 https://archive.today/wrcRi
38 https://archive.today/kuXoA
39 https://archive.today/w5Qol
40 https://archive.today/69MUD
41 https://archive.today/1k1Is
42 https://archive.today/CrDfr
43 https://archive.today/ZGUy3
44 https://archive.today/vhtYd
45 https://archive.today/42Hp9
46 https://archive.today/Ah1u9
47 https://archive.today/Eh4Jl
48 https://archive.today/siDSi
49 https://archive.today/VFpsr
50 https://archive.today/kh6Md
51 desustorage.org/mlp/thread/20740272/
52 desustorage.org/mlp/thread/20855918/
53 desustorage.org/mlp/thread/20948915/
54 desustorage.org/mlp/thread/21045744/
55 desustorage.org/mlp/thread/21159397/
56 desustorage.org/mlp/thread/21278151/
57 desustorage.org/mlp/thread/21405993/
58 desustorage.org/mlp/thread/21510114/
>>26008467
59. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/21619890/
60. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/21715642/
61. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/21858107/
62. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/21945390/
63. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/22007346/
64. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/22086019/
65. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/22152409/
66. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/22223659/
67. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/22274618/
68. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/22337892/
69. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/22395817/
70. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/22458614/
71. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/22571091/
72. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/22651546/
73. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/22736626/
74. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/22828938/
75. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/22908818/
76. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/22963669/
77. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23030892/
78. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23102420/
79. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23200765/
80. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23282365/
81. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23369224/
82. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23443675/
83. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23520799/
84. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23581564/
85. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23656624/
86. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23764354/
87. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23878745/
88. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23973977/
89. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/24059974/
90. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/24160401/
91. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/24245691/
92. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/24333335/
93. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/24423649/
94. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/24476469/
95. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/24523227/
96. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/24574722/
97. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/24626415/
98. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/24690967/
99. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/24759374/
100. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/24814923/
101. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/24894930/
102. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/24958159/
103. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25046878/
104. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25132701/
105. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25222467/
>>26008479
106. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25301100
107. desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25385359
108 desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25460161
109 desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25529408
110 desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25616096
111 desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25673487
112 desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25717170
113 desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25779356
114 desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25832901
115 desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25893943
116 desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25941085
Here is full archive of ALL the stories in condensed, easy-to-read form with all chatter in-between removed.
Check out the pastebin here:
http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessApplejack
Curious what happened last time, or just wanna know what happens during an active thread?
Check out the previous thread here:https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25941085
You are completely new and have no idea what is going on? There is a wikia with an overview of all characters, a complete timeline, previous thread recaps and explanation of the various concepts used in these stories!
Check out the wiki here:http://princess-aj.wikia.com/wiki/Princess_Applejack_Wiki
Confused about when a character first showed up or who they are? Want to know when an arc started?
Check out character notes and details here :
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1PsMAwLcIdC3IYxezAV9Ko4neEguNvc3eQqQqiTCxdDs/edit#gid=2119378650
We have begun working on a big project to fix up old stories and make this crazy world more coherent and accessible to new readers who don't like the thread format.
Check out the 'Princess Applejack: Re-Cut Edition' here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/15cv3kqExr_vOM0JkUh4dqnvVKxJ5Z-P1KHwE8Z7aG0k/edit?usp=sharing
And finally, while most of the thread is very much clop free, we have a pastebin in case you're feeling a little more naughty with your writing, find it here. http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessAJAfterDark please upload any like it to a pastebin so they can be added out of thread.
And above all else, enjoy your stay at /paj/!
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
I want to cum inside church
>>26004521
I want to cum inside.
>>26004521
A thread died so that this one may live
She's pwetty
>>26004454
I know.
Muffins a shit.
I think it's pretty unanimous that any of the Mane Six getting a boyfriend is a VERY bad idea. But what's wrong with a crush or admirer? As long as it doesn't distract from the main story, of course.
>>26004277
>I think it's pretty unanimous that any of the Mane Six getting a boyfriend is a VERY bad idea.
Unanimous? From the target audience, or from our screaming autism? Because they couldn't given a fraction of a fuck about anyone but the target audience.
>>26004291
Why else would they be phasing out Flash if they didn't care what we have to say?
>>26004277
What about a girlfriend?
Applejack is now your mom. How is your life now /mlp/?
>>26004023
No it gets worse!
She's going to be overbearing and overprotective towards me.
>>26004023
Well first have to honor much honesty...
It's a dream come true. I dont think y'all niggers even understand how sweet of a deal it sounds like to have Applejack as your mom.
Say what you will about waifus and marefriends. But mommajack? Picture it like this; responsible, caring, @nd frankly lonely made with nothing to her name but her work and hobby of apple farming. And a made who obviously WANTS more in life. But is far too busy to pursue more. If you were her kid, prepared to be pampered and spoiled and treated like you were worth more than Equestria as a whole. Just look at how she treated her baby sister. Chances are it'll be paradise. And dont go saying you'd never have fun. Imagine being taught how to buck your first tree. Or learning the apple family recipes as her sign of trusting you as a responsible little one. Imagine her baking you fresh goods almost constantly. Imagine going downstairs late at night to find her looking over the ledger when you nudge her leg and beg her to come curl up with you. Imagine the soft grin she gets when you bring her that feeling of being HER with someone and not just her farming self. Picture that bond. To matter. As YOU.
>>26004079
Imagine her being your waifu
Terrible mlp cosplay thread.
... Let it begin.
>>26003806
oh baby
this gun be good
>>26003806
I'm pretty sure that thing is screaming.
I remember an old thread that suggested that the curse that Sombra put on Shining didn't fully go away and that there is now a piece of Sombra within Skyla. What do you guys think?
>>26003710
I say I've been away for a day and that sounds fucking retarded. How does a piece of Sombra survive in Skyla?
>>26003710
I think it's retarded.
Whatever.
How about an episode focusing only on the males?
>>26003671
Lol. what are you, gay?
>>26003671
>21 minutes of males, namely spike, being horribly written and the comic relief
no thanks
I'd rather watch JoJo
hey fuck nuggets if you are going to try to determine the size of a pony with pixels, use this http://www.convert-me.com/en/convert/length/pixel.html
what I'm looking at is the pixel sizes, fucking idiots
the fact of the matter is people don't know how big a pixel is.
try to convert properly so we can get the real sizes of the pony
>>26003635
But anon, how can we determine the size of beings thatare not real?
>>26003638
>mfw they are still on tv nigga
>>26003641
Ok, so around 10cm on a 32" tv.
That's one hell of a LITTLE pony...
Help me /mlp/. I've recently become overly obsessed with ponies. To the point where I get feelings of depression from the fact that I will never be able to go to equestria and that it's all just a kids show. Nothing else entertains me, I need help ;-;
go outside dipshit
>>26003455
You're ready for the next step in your obsession.it's time to get started on your tulpa
>>26003455
Shouldn't have waited until the hiatus, fag.
What's /mlp/ listening to to(day|night)?
https://youtu.be/FsHhh8gEY10
Listen to this quite a bit. Amazing vocals and instrumentals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2SwR8HM43A&index=18&list=FL4X8dZ_f7feu3IjTcccAbCQ
https://youtu.be/pcamjcoRmrQ
Because this OST.
Steely Dan - Do It Again
I can't even find a good version on youtube
Pointless survey. Results will be posted once enough responses are accumulated. Please try and answer every question and enjoy!
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1AOrZiIh7tQll8Q9k-M6k7eGSerhGyNLAxAg_c9kc14U/viewform?usp=send_form
>Pic unrelated
>>26003053
>Mane 7
Kek. You got my entry.
>>26003053
>Who is best main pone
>no Sunset
I'm not mad at you, OP. I'm just very disappointed.
>>26003053
What is discord's little small request /mlp/?
for you to not be a faggot anymore
>>26003016
/thread
>>26002990
Spaghetti.
