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Have you brushed your teeth tonight /mlp/?
>>25998149
Actually yes.
It's almost noon for me.
>>25998149
I've brushed mycat'steeth
I call this one bold and brash
>>25998148
More like
BELONGS IN THE TRASH
>>25998148
More like, belongs in the trash.
>>25998165
>>25998460
More like, belongs in the >>>/trash/
You fucking failures, kill yourselves.
Princess Celestia has decreed that, as part of her new royal duties, Twilight will no longer be needing Spike and instead, he will be assigned to help you, the hairless monkey who has suddenly appeared in Equestria, discover what living there is like. Spike is quite upset at first but eventually says he'll do whatever he can to make Twilight happy.
Would you bully or comfort Spike?
>>25998130
Bro it up.
>>25998130
Fuck.
>>25998130
You mean I get someone who's forced to talk to me? That's great! We'll have such a fun time together.
They're all whores.
>>25998005
Who's the OC under Twilight
>>25998005
>Dash
>Ahuizotl
She's not Daring Do, bub.
>>25998005
Applejack and Trenderhoof?
What the hell, OP?
DYEWTFS?
Alright /mlp, say for a moment, your Waifu, took over the entire Equestrian world, she rules it undisputed.
No resistances, no forces of good fighting against her, no.
Shes gone full edgelord, that's right, your Waifu sold her soul to Lucifer and blows up puppy orphanages in her spare time, giving herself entirely to the darkside.
And with that power, she's taken over the world.Even if it's implausible, like Applejack or someone taking over, just, have an open mind here.
Would you have the heart to stop her? Would you...
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>>25997870
cuddles
>the good side
>not supporting your waifu's reign of terror
Fuck off, moralfag; I welcome our edgy overlord
>>25997891
Ok, but how would you execute such a sophisticated plan?
Why is this place such a sterile, humourless cesspool?
>>25997779
Because you don't get enough sleep
>>25997779
Because everyone on /mlp/ is a 40 year old neckbeard
>>25997779
/v/ mentality leaked
What is the fourth flavor of pony porn?
>>25997554
Centaurs
>>25997554
Jews
What are the first 3 flavors, Horse pussy, No Hooves, and Banthro?
Horsie has a tummy ache! What do?
>>25996427
Pet pony, massage pony's back and hoofs, make pony feel good and loved.
>>25996427
1. Rip out tummy
2. Spray Germ-X on tummy
3. Put tummy back in
4. ???
5. PROFIT
suppository Phenergan
Would you?
>>25996351
is there a single person on this board who unironically wouldn't?
>>25996351
No
>>25996367
At least half the board
>>25996351
No, I only want to sink it into candy colored horses.
>"Would you like to take a trip to Equestria?"
WOULD I
>>25996248
Would you?
>>25996259
WOULD I
Lets get this book finished /mlp/.
We still need a lot more posts so fell free to add.(Just make sure it is involved in the story)
Drop box https://www.dropbox.com/s/5d2j4l4mfcvmup0/Daring%20do%20and%20the%20search%20of%20santa.docx?dl=0
And then sex happened. And it was rough.
>>25997594
It wasn't just any rough sex though, it was authentic prison sex. Tracy made both Glimmer and Daring her bitches as she ravaged their asses and simultaneously shanked them with her trusty knife. The flowing blood only made her hornier.
>>25998084
as always like in the prison movies, the elfs take daring and glimmer to the nurse, and treat their bleeding
what they didn't know is daring knows how to fake buttbleeding
"thanks anon" mutter to herself, while she knock out the nurses.
she leave starlight with the other nurses so she can recover her ass
What happened to all you cool guys who were making games?
What happened to game design general or something?
I started learning programming and I wanted to use Javascript and create something! God damn it why did you all leave!?
Some quit, some still work on it, but don't post every single update because this place can be a time sucker if you're not careful.
> learning programming
> Javascript
Urgh.
>>25996006
Making games is hard. Rather just play em
What do you think is going
to be the show's endgame?
>>25995976
I laughed but then immediately realized it's true.
>>25995958
I kinda hope the mane 6 do some kind of weird 6-pony DBZ fusion.
>Anon, who is Tom Brady and why do you have so many pictures of him on your computer?
>>25995951
I said you could clop to my porn, not analyze it. Now hurry up.
>>25995951
I read that as "Tom Hardy", the guy who played Bane.He was a big guy for all of us, even you, Twilight.
>>25995951
>"Tough game 'gainst dem fin's, eh Anon? BADA BING! J-E-T-S! JETS JETS JETS!"
"Hmm. Oh! This article looks interesting: '7 ways to please your special somepony'! I don't have a special somepony, but I'm sure the information could come in useful. After all, I love to make other ponies happy! Let's see..."
"..."
"Oh my! I d-didn't expect the instructions to be so l-lewd! Oh no. I better stop reading this magazine. I would be mortified if somepony saw me winking like this! Phew! Boy it's warm in here..."
heh
huh
lewd
