What's in the dildo shaped package /mlp/?
>>26018877
not dildo. 100%
a ticket to wicked
your girlfriend has exceptional taste
>>26018877
A tube of ponies.
>W-why wont you smile, Anon...
...
>No, not that fake smile... I know happy, and you're faking it!
>All my parties
>Hot coco at Sugar Cube after closing
>Nothing I do changes it
>That smile is fake
>... Why cant I make you happy
>>26013856
Because you're annoying.
>>26013856
Because I finally met my life goal of cummimg inside rainbow dash.
Everything in my life built up to that moment.
The plushes
The fabrics
The immense amount of time spent on /mlp/
And now that it finally happened, nothing can ever truly amount to that.
Ever.
I think I might just call it good at that, pink horse.
I literally can't think of a single thing worth pursuing that will mean as much to me.
Goodbye.
And thank you for trying so hard to light up my life.
/rope
>>26013856
Because you're literally the worst horse.
>I KNOW YOUR SECRET, ANON~
>>26010048
Okay, you got me.I'm not sure if I'd actually fuck a pony.
>>26010069
Faggot!
>>26010048
Then you're aware that you're about fifty feet within my restraining order-mandated zone.
WILL THESE TWO
JUST FUCK
ALREADY?
>>26008069
>I know what I'll be doing if they do
![new_years_interrogations_by_hoofbeatdriven-d9may8p[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/45Du4Dp.jpg "new years interrogations by hoofbeatdriven-d9may8p[1]")
What kind of drunks do you think each of the mane 6 portray?
Personally I see Twilight as the sloppy drunk who thinks she's in total control.
>>25997183Drunk Applejack
Drunk Fluttershy
Drunk Pinkie Pie
Drunk Rainbow Dash
Drunk Rarity
Drunk Twilight Sparkle
>>25997183
That pic is fucking cute, i wanna hug them all
AJ drinks just for the buzz.
>"See, Sunset? Steroids are totally cool! For realsies!"
>>25992986
I'm a shimmerfag, and even I agree with this
Muscle thread, my dreams have come true.
>Ponyville seems to be a hotbed of excitement these days. Between the dragons roosting in the mountains, horrid monsters wandering out from the Everfree Forest, ancient ruins discovered deep in the earth, and the ever-presenting of all-out war between the Equestrians and the Gryphons, it seems like everypony looking for fame or fortune is flocking to this town.
>It is an age of knights, adventurers, dark magics, and destined heroes.
>You are none of these things.
>Your name is Pot Luck, and you just want to run your inn and tavern, the Sword and Board.
>You're outing to the mines with Tex, Diamond, and Cutie Swirl took an interesting turn when you stumbled upon an old Crystal Empire ruin. Within it, you found clues to the final days of the Empire...and a sweet ass sword!
>You also found a big crystal inside the remains of a crystalized pony. You've given it to Spectral Prism to study further.
>Lastly, you met with Silver Ingot to let her study and work on the sword you found with the hopes of reforging it into something more practical. She tells you it'll be ready in six days.
Archives: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/anotherday
Characters: http://pastebin.com/RVB0Hjqp
Inn floorplan: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1fouKOvZLar5QZ4zOwmvnXA1hcPZ5UIBXNuy8RN0oFME/edit?usp=sharing
List of Supplies and Upgrades: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1V--UewucWq-klJcnPumQzFhbhvzOHngW6zQM9e-NXfE/edit?usp=sharing
Finances: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19YTLZkq_pXLE_QWo5srNBJThwC7dr25PBJcjbCHX8_4/edit?usp=sharing
Special thanks as always to our artist.
>You're business with the blacksmith is finished, and you're back on the streets of Ponyville. It's getting close to the tail-end of the lunch hour crowd so there's no immediate need to return to the inn.
What do you do now?
>>25976708
Check back in the adventurer's guild and look through the loot pile again. Might as well see if there's anything cheap worth taking.
>>25976708
>You're business
I mean, I guess Pot is business...
>>25976722
Like cook tools
Friends Forever #24 (Rarity/Gilda) storytimed here!
>>26011235
The government can never really stop regardless of the weather, but activity probably slows when it snows. Do foreign dignitaries still visit to see what Equestria has to offer in the cold months? Cloudsdale-crafted snowflakes aren't the only frozen precipitation around the world, of course, so perhaps others would like to compare the quality with what falls in their native lands (if any). And with multiple princesses, are Celestia or Luna doing any travel of their own?
>>26013206
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
OH SNAP MLPG, IT'S TIME TO DRAW!
To kick off the new year, let’s have some fun and draw the intro to the show that’s keeping us on this wild ride: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic! We are looking for some good fashioned QUALITY here so, regardless of your tools or skill level, feel free to join! For examples of what we’re going for, please see the links below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZZd10L68_0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VT8Xp1RgbY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyoW1W5HUnw
Submission guidelines and other information can be found here: http://mlpg.co/art/res/15565.html
>ponies
I love you guys
Post diverse MLP
>>26007827
You got it.
>>26007827
>that image
Why are they all wearing scarves?
Request, draw, submit. Mark requests with ‘/r/’ in the name field or comment field, ‘/d/’ for deliveries, ‘/ic/’ for critiques.
Please be patient with deliveries.
Current Drawfagship Thread: [Currently Inactive]
Previous canvas: >>25921956
The Unfulfilled /r/ List is made at around 300 posts into the thread.
The OP header image (without text) and all other images can be found in our
>DROPBOX ARCHIVE -
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/75vuah7y48mmr3t/AABWXaB9_bHAChb8IhZzmoara?dl=0
A list of all the drawfags who draw here can be found in the
>DRAWFAG CONTACT LIST -
https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1rxZFzXtpBIkGEha_qBv_P007Xi_dGLFo_0rt8WqFRFg/pub?start=false&loop=false&delayms=3000#slide=id.p
>>25968092
EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW -
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1FxmLbR13L08G4JudtjpSkAPn-WjcTGgh7sie3XSadUI/edit?usp=sharing
DRAWING TUTORIALS
>Pony -
http://imgur.com/a/m7zQ2
http://mlpg.co/art/res/23.html
>Human -
https://sites.google.com/site/4chanic/training-tutorials
>General
http://drawabox.com
>Drawing Books & Videos -
https://mega.co.nz/#F!2RARFaLA!VTiQb6eRXfV4V6mYQ6FJTA
>Inking and Coloring in Photoshop -
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1ntQiBTLz1nc3praE1Pb2VzNzg/edit?usp=sharing
>/ic/ Drawing Guide -
http://www.squidoo.com/how-to-draw-learn
>/ic/ Resources -
https://sites.google.com/site/ourwici/
PROGRAMS
>GIMP (open source Photoshop alternative) -
http://www.gimp.org/
>FireAlpaca (Paint Tool SAI alternative) -
http://firealpaca.com/en
>Krita (Multi platform open source alternative) -
https://krita.org/
OTHER LINKS
>/mlp/ DRAW STREAM -
http://www.ponyhell.com/indexmlp.html
>IRC CHANNEL/CHAT
#/mlp/drawthread Server Info: irc.rizon.net
>TUMBLR -
http://mlpdrawthread.tumblr.com/
First for bonfire comrade
Night Glider pregnant and stroking her belly with a smile
Fucking dead edition.
Previous thread: >>25772468
The premise of this thread can cover a multitude of issues. Maybe you and your wife are fighting over something insignificant. Maybe the spark just isn't there anymore. Either side is welcome to have issues with the other.
If cu.ckoldry is your thing, this isn't your thread.
New content is welcome, and discussion encouraged.
Pastebin of previous threads and current stories thus far: http://pastebin.com/ARKY1Kny
Featured Stories:
MnM's A Lust For Revenge - http://pastebin.com/z0zhWzkL
MnM's Twilight's Return (Neglected Anon sequel) - http://pastebin.com/eUXHT07S
Jeff Mango's Mrs Cake - http://pastebin.com/tgJg0HUJ (back from the dead)
Loki's Prince Anon & Young Celestia - http://pastebin.com/ML51EaaS
Without_Aname's Twilight's Secret Pt. 2 - http://pastebin.com/qdN0mAxX
Fife's Two Sides of the Same Coin - http://pastebin.com/1hJfr9Qs
Lefty's Pinkie loves more - https://pastebin.com/NW77DG4A
TLA's Tilelover Anon - http://pastebin.com/czSAW2hM
Pastebin for aspiring writers (general concepts and techniques):
http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
http://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpX
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
>>25846556
First for HUG YOUR WAIFU
And TALK SHIT, GET HIT
Took over for OP this time around because he was kill.
I won't have anything ready to be posted for a couple hours due to work. Will get a couple updates out before I go to bed.
>>25846556
I want to hit Pinkie.
>Daddy?
>>25901314
Wrong cave jackass.
>>25901314
Roll over.
>>25901314
That's a cute puppy
Maximum Overbait Edition
ITT:
>We discuss Current, Finished and Upcoming CYOAs.
>Give advice on CYOAs
>Pitch ideas
>Get critique
>Trade art
>Shitpost
List of stories: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/
Read this advice first:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/advice
http://www.tgchan.org/wiki/Advice
>What day is best?
http://strawpoll.me/5151810
>What time is best?
http://strawpoll.me/5151833
>What genre are you interested in?
http://strawpoll.me/5151994
>What if I cannot into art?
http://strawpoll.me/5207921
>What race would you play?
http://strawpoll.me/5498136
Remember: You can perpetuate it or not, your choice
Last thread >>25995269
JAD and bats and stuff.
Whatever.
I hate you all.
There's no light at the end of this tunnel.
Friends Forever #24 (Rarity/Gilda) storytimed here!
>>26011235
Given her own knowledge and research, it wouldn't be surprising if Zecora knew more about the circumstances of the origins of Equestria and Hearth's Warming better than most ponies, but it also seems unlikely that she herself would share the tradition. At least, zebras appear to be from beyond Equestria, so a holiday rooted in the country's beginnings seems unlikely to have been quite so widely practiced. But they might, too, at that- there's just too much that remains a mystery about those striped ones. Zecora might keep her own holiday tradition at winter.
In that, she'd still fit right in.
>>26007333
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
OH SNAP MLPG, IT'S TIME TO DRAW!
To kick off the new year, let’s have some fun and draw the intro to the show that’s keeping us on this wild ride: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic! We are looking for some good fashioned QUALITY here so, regardless of your tools or skill level, feel free to join! For examples of what we’re going for, please see the links below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZZd10L68_0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VT8Xp1RgbY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyoW1W5HUnw
Submission guidelines and other information can be found here: http://mlpg.co/art/res/15565.html
I want to touch the stallion
Fluttershy wants a hug.
"Christmas Fiddling" Edition
Previous Thread: >>25780824
Come in here, all you /ss/, loli, MILF, and cougar lovers! Talk about or write about relationships between characters with a big age difference here.
BasedPastebinFucker's Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/BasedPastebinFucker
LoreLove's Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/LoreLove
Kid Anon and the Spa Ponies: http://pastebin.com/604wKseg
Right and Wrong (Anon x RD): http://pastebin.com/34vUjssQ
Blue and Orange on the Rainbow: http://pastebin.com/LTHRbaVn
Anon x Changelings: http://pastebin.com/JzKpr3yw
KidAnon and Babysitter Fluttershy: http://pastebin.com/LSXpUfUs
Anon x Ginger Snap (filly scout): http://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/24611358/#24621083
Anon x DT: http://pastebin.com/VX9AexTa
The Wonderful Misadventures of Scootaloo and Kid Anon: http://pastebin.com/BAne48b7
White Cream (Twilight Velver x Moondancer): http://pastebin.com/F13LxLWN
Spike x Rarity x Fluttershy Magic Dragon-cock Harem two threads ago (Get a pastebin or something!)
KidAnon's Family Lesson: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JCuAgpY6DhDHmR7oXTB0tFMi0_
WKhUJma6L7tVAH8MI/edit
The Nightlight - Young Anon x Twilight: http://pastebin.com/KGAwSJH3
Pretty damn violent, you been warned
Parent's Night Out - Child Anon x Cadance:
1: http://pastebin.com/zwC0NpR4
2: http://pastebin.com/h5PL42Ep
3: http://pastebin.com/KSGt3cXy
4: http://pastebin.com/3cYrn5i9
5: http://pastebin.com/etFHephx
6: http://pastebin.com/jmK3Cpat
7: http://pastebin.com/fsW6SPA3
Babs Tease: http://pastebin.com/wr3d5tQR
Too Fast, Too Young: http://pastebin.com/ktSs353f
MA KidAnon: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zZ8oVIcOiNMfeOsJCpw2lw3ARAhUBOFnhDOrvnDqw9M/edit?usp=sharing
>>25876820
anybody got the Applejack green?
>>25876820
Wooooo!
It's not Eddition this time!
>>25876938
We did done done it.
