Equestria doesnt stand a chance.
Join me my bringers of divine judgement.
DEUS VULT
Red Leader, standing by.
The director of the last movie you saw is now in charge of the 2017 movie. How does it turn out?
>>25988418
I last the the new star wars movie
>>25988418
>Hans Zimmer BWONG
>absolutely zero emotion in the writing
At least there would be jaw-dropping shots.
If only we dealt with Glimmerfaggots like this
But no we just circlejerk our dicks over the shittiest bad pone gone good
>Why even 4chan
>>25988298
I could say the same thing about Sunshit Shitter faggots.
>>25988298
>reply
>>25988298
>>25988385
dazzlingfags are the worst
i mean one of them isn't even a fucking wall
Having a flare up of reactive arthritis. Can I have a stallion thread?
>>25988038
Your reactive arthritis wouldn't flare up if you stopped bending over all the time Anon.
I can think of another thing that might flare up.
>>25988197
I'm a virgin.
>>25988224
It hurts to pee.
I just want to make new friends and I want to know what is mlp
My friends told me I must watch that show
>>25987615
Not sure if pic related.
>>25987615
Replying because if this isn't b8 you could probably use help. If you have Netflix, then just search for My Little Pony, most of the episodes are on there. If not, get Adblock and just use dailymotion, between the various users every episode is on there.
>>25987615
Go watch it and stop posting here
Celestia, being over 1000 years old and having fought in numerous wars, obviously must spar with someone to maintain her skill.
Who is the Princess's sparring partner, /mlp/?
Hard mode: Write some green along with your choice about a round in the ring with Celestia.
>>25987566
>Who is the Princess's sparring partner, /mlp/?
Pic related
>Write some green along with your choice about a round in the ring with Celestia.
No fuck you and your greentext shit
>>25987566
Carlos the PUNisher.
Doesn't even need green.
>>25987566
>RD decides to try her luck against Celestia after an offer of a fun fight.
>Gets tossed around like a ragdoll.
Not bothering with too much more green for this.
Sup guys, I'm here to leak some info about the upcoming fourth EqG movie being released in 2016.
Equestria Girls: Return to Equestria (working title)
In the human world, Twilight (human version) and her new friends are having a seemingly normal day when suddenly they are pulled into the magical world of Equestria by a strange magical force. Upon arrival the humans realize that they have transformed into ponies and taken the places of their counterparts except for Sunset, who is missing. Cutting back to the human world, the Mane 6 awake as humans after experiencing the same phenomena along with Starlight Glimmer and quickly discover that the portal is no longer functional. In Equestria Sunset Shimmer awakes in Canterlot and encounters Princess Celestia, after explaining the situation Celestia tells Sunset to go to Ponyville and find Twilight and co so they can discover what is going on.
The plot of the movie has both the Pony 7 (Mane 6 + Starlight) and Human 7 (Human 6 + Sunset) and their respective Spikes working to find a way back home and defeat the powerful evil that is responsible for an oncoming catastrophe that threatens to destroy both worlds.
The final battle has the Pony 7 (as humans) and the Human 7 (as ponies) fighting together to defeat the big bad, who is actually two big bads, one from Equestria and one from the Human world.
No, I can't provide proof, nor can I tell you who I am as both would put me at significant risk of losing my job.
>>25987313
Please Anon don't start this. We've got a long way to go before the next EQG movie releases.
>>25987313
Lol what a fail troll the title was already revealed dumbass lol try harder next time ok
>>25987329
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_P2fw_DlS4&feature=youtu.be&t=18m10s
They already announced that they are making it earlier this year.
It's coming out in 2016.
>>25987336
Legend of Everfree is the name of the EqG series, not the movie.
>"What's the matter, Anon? Why are you crying?"
>>25987302
Pinkie Pie touched me, and I didn't want to, but she said that she'd hit me and...and...
BUAAAAAHHHHHHh
>>25987302
thinkn of beef
Because you'renot real.
>"Are you eating your carrots?"
>>25987254
Now that you ask, I realize no.
You can eat my carrot
Carrots are disgusting.
Do you think your waifu would give you a chance to prove your love for her, /mlp/?
>>25986763
No.
>>25986769
why so pessimistic friend?
>>25986822
She's too busy with her new princess duties. She'd never have the time. Plus I'm an abomination.
And for one thing, The most shameful thing of all.She's not real.
I want pictures of EqG armpits, describe the smell if you'd like.
>>25986455
I'm surprised a fucking drowning general showed up before an armpit general, I'll say that.
>>25986455
Those look pretty clean to me, OP.
>>25986455
Musk, maple (kinda like old spice), slightly meaty like bacon.
How much are you willing to pay for a pony ride?
>>25986371
About tree fiddy.
>>25986377
Beat me to it.
Now what do you mean by 'pony ride'? Do you mean you want me to pay to fuck her? No, no, no, not gonna happen. Bitch gonna pay ME if she wants my dick.
Fluttershy does have a good round ass
Is there a scientific reason they are so nice to look at?
>>25985997
you have organs that allow you to perceive light refracted off of objects and interpret it as sight; a sight which is pleasing to other organs.
>>25986008
That's making a lot of assumptions.
>>25985997
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classical_conditioning
1 fapping = boner
2 pone = no boner
3 fapping to pone = boner
4 pone = boner
"Did you know that Jerry Seinfeld's net worth is $820 million more than your net worth?"
>>25985770
>>25985770
so its worth $1?
i have a gambling problem.
I'm trying get this pic in full screen, I loose too much of her glorious ass with those damn borders
>inb4 the pic is sideways
You get to see her whole body this way and I'm gonna flip it on its side and hold it in place with books and shit
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well first we're gonna need a source before anything happens
>>25985684
control + scroll
