I want tokickScootaloo
Do it while she's down.
>>25977945
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsEvNheFQPQ
>"Anon, darling, judging by your attitude, I'd say you hated me."
>"Is this about the new suit? Is something wrong with it?"
>"I'm sorry, I'm not used to making clothes for creatures on two legs."
>"...What does Rainbow Dash have to do with anything?"
>"No, I don't hate her, what gave you that idea?"
>"WH- WHORE!? Well, I never! Why would you say that about me!?"
>"What did I ever do to you, Anon!?"
>>25977766
Do not listen to that moron Rarara. He's simply mad because not all of us share his ADHD.
>>25977766
Rarity, who are you talking to?
I haven't said a word.
bitch you crazy
>>25977766
rarity don't play dumb you're a whore and i know it. now if you want to keep that secret between you and me i suggest you make use of that mouth of yours and start sucking
So I am about to ask the most autistic question ever asked here on /mlp/. Though despite its autism I would like to hear some serious answers and some really good thinking on your part.What character in the show do you feel as if is actually you when it comes to personality?bonus points if you "look" like them.
>>25977741
AJ's parents.Because I feel dead
>>25977741
Is this the most autistic question for /mlp/ you could come up with? Come on, OP, you're gonna have to try a little harder than that.Fluttershy.FanonOctavia is the closest one for me, though. Cynical, sort-of introverted and hate almost everything that's "mainstream" nowdays. Yup.
>>25977741
Trixtrox, ego-inflated faggot who can't actually do anything and needs constant positive attention to continue being in denial of their menial existence.
What is this guard's problem?
>>25977496
He must confess that Twilicorn is canon
>>25977496
He has to explain to his paraplegic daughter that her dreams of becoming a ballerina will never come true.
Can't you people read?
>>25978075
Consider sudoku
you are going to love her, right ?
>>25977489
>paprika
>not pom
well i guess it makes more sense like this
>>25977489
Hell no.
Why isn't that fucking game dead yet?
>>25977489
Not now or ever.
Sick. Post nurse
>rape
>>25977484
Haven't got pics to post as on phone. But good taste OP
She's a qt
>"I'M GONNA SHIT ON YOUR DICK, ANON!"
>>25977252
Well alright, horse shit is basically just grass anyways, I'm not that bothered.
>>25977252
"I'm gonna dick in your shit, Crusty."
>>25977257
>Horse shit is basically grass anyways
Dude, you uh, gor something to say?
Which one do you take?
>>25977093
i think i can take both those black guys with my katana
>Unsheathes Blood-edge
>>25977100
"nothin' personal, kid"
In the two weeks that I've been visiting this board I've noticed that, despite it being the core message of the show, this place ain't exactly friendly.
What's up with that?
>>25977088
Because no one actually watches the show.
>>25977088
lurk moar you fucking nigger
>>25977088
Maybe it has to do with clueless faggots like you.
>It's been a long time, Anon, ma chère.
>click reveal spoiler
BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH STRANGER DANGER
bimbos are unnatractive
>>25976995
this tbqh family
I wonder, sometimes, what will happen when the ride ends.
I am not a "HOLY SHIT MLP TAUGHT ME HOW TO FUNCTION IN BASIC SOCIAL SITUATIONS" kind of autist, nor am I obsessing over new fanart on a daily basis; my contributions/participation in /mlp/ is relegated to occasionally observing meta threads and sometimes shit like write prompts, if only because I want to see what people come up with.
But I don't ever think that I will ever have anything close to the level of involvement for any IP ever again, if only because MLP happened to grab me right in my early college years, right when I was a single, responsibility-free youngun.
As the past five years have progressed, I made it through college, joined the military, and am now spending most of my time doing my job. It's only moments like now, when I'm on leave, where I can do shit like browse YouTube for cool new animations people made, or skim through all the fanart that I've missed.
But looking forward, I see myself becoming a normalfag with a wife and/or kids, probably (hopefully) all the more involved with my professional career as I'll probably (hopefully) be of higher rank/more responsibility, and I can't see any other fictional world having quite the same ability to engross me as much as this one has.
My only real question, is... will there be a hole in my heart? Not necessarily where MLP was, I could have been 10 years older and been all about fucking Power Rangers or something, but just... you know, the void where reading fanfics, checking out fanart, watching fan animations, etc. used to be? Will I still, ten years from now, occasionally pull up silly little pictures like .gif related and still chuckle at its source?
Or will this be a passing fancy that I will have forgotten as I become, you know, a normal fucking person?
>>25976645
I will blow my brains out.
No-one into MLP will ever be normal
>>25976729
Well. That escalated about as quickly as I anticipated.
Surprised it took more than 10 minutes to come about, to be frank.
Did you guys know that Rarity and Sweetie Bell are sisters?
How can mirrors be real if they aren't even real?
>>25976126
wut?
also, why a black dress? it looks like shes going to a wake.
>File name
OP is a fag, but what else is new?
>>25976146
black is the most sexy color
fits Starlight
We are his faithful hands!
I promised to return edition!
previous thread (with ZimZams work):https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25673023/#25673023
previous thread (with Human Superiority posting):https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25542799/#25602784
Human Superiority's Pastebin and Manos green part I and II:
http://pastebin.com/u/HumanSuperiority
http://pastebin.com/QBMRbrPv (part I)
http://pastebin.com/C3cq16me (part II)
A character sheet for Manos (Constant WIP):
http://pastebin.com/2iFWvgSe
Backgrounds of Fate (Manos Side Stories and spin-offs)
MedicalKrabbyPatty's (aka: A Black Hand) Pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/u/AMedicalKrabbyPatty
A Royalist's Pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/u/ARoyalist
EM1's (aka ZimZam's) Pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/u/EM1
In this thread we wait for Manos' return along with the writefriends.
Heil the Reich!
Heil Manos!
>>25975781
>you are Manos
>you extend your hand out to the little queen
>just remember little changeling when you make a deal with the devil
>her hoof extends out to your hand and you grip it giving it a firm shake
>he will always collect.
>you lock eyes with Queenie and the world around the two of you dissolves and changes into a blank space
>she looks around slightly panicked by the sudden change in scenery
>"manos? whats going on?!"
"relax."
>you let go of her hoof and walk away from her.
>the world changes again and you are back in Castle Manos.
>specifically you are in the dining area where you and Sombra fought
>you take a seat at the head of the table.
"this is where i had to end a deal with someone who thought they would be better off on their own."
>"what happened to them?"
>you smile rather warmly to her.
>i collected. he wanted out of the deal so i simply took what was mine.
>two smokey figures appear in the room
>after a few moments they start to take shape, one being you the other Sombra.
>the fight plays out in front of you in a more slow and dramatic fashion
>it stops when sombra lays on the floor with you standing over him with his horn.
"sombra gave his life to me long ago. in exchange for letting him and his kingdom continue. when he decided to make his way in the world without me.."
>you extend your hand to the scene
"i simply took back what was mine."
>the figure representing you raises his hand and plunges the severed horn back into sombras skull
>as it does the figures dissolve in a smoky dramatic fashion.
>queenie stares at the scene until its end
"just remember queenie.. i am much more than powerful than i appear to be."
>the real world rushes back, and the two of you are still holding 'hands'
>you are a few inches from her face with a smile
"i hope you remember that."
>you kiss her hoof then let it go.
>just as you sit back down into your chair at the desk there is a knock at the door
>>"Lord manos, Cadence is here she wishes to see you"
>>25975794
>you are Sliver Valor
>everything hurts, your legs ache, and your sides have a sheering pain.
>your mind is screaming at you to open your eyes. open your eyes and do something.
>but you cant, you hurt too much. and something is holding you down.
>"CAPTAIN!"
>"Shes over here quickly give me a hoof with this!"
>you hear the sounds of someone struggling to move something.
>"ok ok everyone, one, two, THREE!"
>some of the pain is gone, and you dont feel pressed down like you did before.
>you let out a small groan as you force your eyes to open.
>everything is black for a while before some of your vision returns.
>but only somewhat, everything is a blur and you can only see vague silhouettes
>"Captain, speak to us."
"my whole body hurts"
>"it will be ok Captain. just hang in there."
"what, what happened?"
>you try to look around the room and see if you can make sense of the situation.
>if it didnt hurt to think you'd panic at the state of your surroundings
>what was once a rather stable and secure building is now ruins.
>the whole left side of the building is simply gone, ruble and dust still hang in the air
>"Im not sure Captain, but the whole city has been completely destroyed."
>you struggle to get to your hooves your legs burn and shake from the weight of your own body
>a pony quickly helps you up and puts one of your hooves over their shoulder
>>25975810
"thank you... is everyone alright?"
>another voice speaks up, that of a mare
>>"Captain, besides each other, you are the only survivor we have found."
>you try to look at the two ponies and get an idea of who they are, but your vision is too blurred
>the only thing you recognize is the golden armor of the guard, and even that took effort.
>"we should get out of here, try to make our way to find some help."
>>"i agree, but how far could we really go? look at the Captain, she can barely stand."
"dont worry about me, i can travel."
>you do your best to take a step forward on your own before you stumble to the floor
"ah, horse-apples."
>"i got you Captain."
>you are again lifted to your hooves
>"ill help you walk"
>you nod your head
"thank you. lets go."
>getting out of the building was the hardest thing you have ever physically done
>the large buildings once solid walls now gone and replaced with mounds of ruble
>finding the exit was easy, climbing down the ruble when you could barely walk?
>that was a challenge unto itself
>with effort and help of your fellow guards you make it down to the streets.
>>"where to now?"
>"im not sure, i wasn't sure how to navigate this place even when it was still a city!"
>you look around, the besieged city now just a large ruin and shadow of what it once was.
>entire streets and buildings are just gone.
>others are all molded into one from collapsing, some just barely standing and looming over seemingly safe walkways.
>a stiff breeze could topple what buildings remain.
"this place is very dangerous, and a lot has changed but i think i can lead us out of here."
>"you sure Captain? not to doubt you, but you can barely see, let alone walk."
"i still have you for walking don't I?"
>you lift a hoof to a side street
"lets head that way. the way out of the city shouldn't be too far"
>>25975764
Well no, I'm assuming they wouldn't take it well. Openly liking you and your friends leads to being shunned by polite society.
>>25975764
Yeah, I did.
They're OK with it.
>>25975764
Dashie, until your princess friend figures out where in the multiverse my home dimension is, I don't think I'll be able to even see my family again. So no, I haven't told them about you.
