Ok, which one of you glorious bastards did this?
My sides are fucking gone.
I just saw that too, it's beautiful.
This is the greatest form of trolling I've seen in years.
>>25978134
It was me.
How much does /mlp/ actually watch MLP?
http://strawpoll.me/6436810
>>25975862
God, I fucking hate this board sometimesall the time.
>>25975862
This is a shitty poll.
>>25975895
God I fucking hate critical depressed retards on this bored sometimes.
This is who I think should go to Equestria.
>>25971149
oh, stop it you!
i agree
>>25971149
Y-you too
ITT: MLP:FiM fanfictions, on-topic discussions, off-topic discussions, story recommendations, writing, TF2, Encyclopaedia Equestria, Markov's chain, spelling, biology fetish, clop is the best kind of literature, long fics, Mein Apple Kampf, oy veyy happy hannukah, Santa Hooves, Nyx's son plays War Thunder, Voiceguy reads bleedin's stories, Stallion haleikum Celestia akkbar, APCs, Borderlands crossover, redundancy, music, fun, we count from 10 to 1, happy new year, muh troops, tags and shitposting.
Tired of the same old 'Human goes to Equestria to fuck his herd of underage waifus' formula? Burnt out after reading that Fallout crossover? Well, we've compiled the best of the worst in order to bring you our absolute average!
Introducing, the FiM-Fiction Starter Kit (list of winners):
http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.png (embed)
List of nominees by category:
http://mlp-fanfics.herokuapp.com/
>Need a somewhat average writing prompt?:
http://autismwhinnies.tumblr.com/
>how do I write fanfiction?
http://eznguide.neocities.org/
>Riffs & Reviews:
http://pastebin.com/u/notkickass222urmom
>Voiceguy's readings:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCt68MpmvEketmqOdHncHI2w
>Prompt of the Week: Tropes in Equestria
Do you want critique on your story? Post it on Google Docs with inline comments enabled.
Old thread: >>25848130
Futaloo get before all of you.
>>25970763
faggot
>>25970761
>>25970769
shit op desu
>>25970769
>>25970763
shit op desu
>>25970769
>"Um, good morning, Anon."
"Hi Celly."
>"Anon."
"I said hi."
>"Anon, was my sister messing with your dreams last night?"
"Errr..... no?"
>"Anon, my sister was making you dream about horse pussy again."
"But I... oh fine, how can you tell/"
>"Anon, your penis is tenting your pajamas quite visibly."
"So it is, Celly, so it is."
>>25969090
And then it turns out this is the wet dream Luna has given you.
>>25969136
Wouldnt surprise me.
>>25969090
"It was about you, you sexy sunhorse. Meet me in the library for a little lovin, sweet thang."
Pretend for a second that you're still a virgin and you get to lose your V with any one of them. Pony, humanized, EqG, alternate universe, fetish fuel, which ever you want.
Which one would choose to do the deed and why?
>>25968650
Celestia, teach me to do it properly. Do it well. Coddle me, whisper instruction, reassurance, and praise. Let the night remain for as long as we wish. The chamber doors won't reopen until I can emerge a creature capable of pleasing a goddess.
Then I'll fuck all your little ponies stupid.
i want to drown rainbow dash
>>25968650
>>25968650
>pretend
Lets get this book finished /mlp/. We are nearing the end of this story.
We still need more posts so fell free to add.(Just make sure it is involved in the story)
One more thing, cause we are close to finishing we need a cover for it. So if any drawfag that would like to help would be appreciated.
Drop box https://www.dropbox.com/s/5d2j4l4mfcvmup0/Daring%20do%20and%20the%20search%20of%20santa.docx?dl=0
>>25948962
After Daring had mentally recovered from what could barely be considered sex with Cadence, she was given a map to Santa's Christmas Castle™ as promised. As it turns out, the castle was only a few miles north from the Crystal Empire and was visible from the castle window.
>>25956524
"FUCK," said Daring, "tHAT WAS EASY"
Confused, Cadence interrupted, "Daring, honey, that's just the giant GATE to Santa's castle."
"u fucking wut bitch"
"Yeah, the castle is located a couple miles beyond that drunken mistake, farther into Mt. Eyerhoof."
"PISS. Then we'll need something to stay warm on this small but freezing journey..."
>>25956638
cadance let our heroes sleep for a night in the castle for tomorrow
in their room, glimmer asked the upper bed
Stockin' comeback and finish this
Not letting this thread die
>>25953367
remember to creep in like a ghost, don't want those x-rays crawling up your flank or getting the drop on you.
your socks should provide ample sound dampening for maximum stealth.
No Stockin' yet
Archive: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/vampony/
Inventory/Player Info: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CmvuNPhx2qKfOgB8Yze97VohAdWfaPMi3ZgQVNWr4eM/edit?usp=sharing
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Summary:
You were Mango, a Batpony from a small town near Las Pegasus turned vampire by Fierce Fang. After deciding against joining the older and obviously amoral vampire Mango fled both him and a bounty in Las Pegasus caused by her feeding habits. She's on her way to Ponyville, where there are supposedly no Vampires to compete with.
But after divulging her Vampire status to Zecora, the Zebra snitched to Twilight who confronted Mango in the Castle of the Two Sisters.
Caught between a rock and a hard place, Mango seems to be tentatively going along with Twilight's plan to send her to infiltrate a group of vampires in Canterlot.
Despite Twilight giving her a rather raw deal, Mango agrees to help, but not before negotiating for better treatment and learning about an Adventuring guild in town.
After some adventures and narrow victories with the ponyville guild, you took a train to Canterlot where you're currently waiting for a meeting with a group of Vampires.
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>the guild itself is close to the industrial sector
>when you enter you note a lively conversation between two heavily armed members.
>they're trying to be discreet but with your ears you could easily eavesdrop if you wanted
>the master member at the door is busy taking bounties from a pair of robed unicorns anyway.
>you walk a bit closer, just enough to hear clearly.
>"-from one of my friends in the guard that she's about to issue a royal bounty."
>"And you think it has to do with the gangs in Las Pegasus? How does that make sense?"
>"Because the gang stuff is a cover. For what, I don't know. My friend doesn't know. But its something big. Maybe changlings, or wereponies."
>"Pretty sure that stuff would be all over the news..."
>"Well something big is going down in Las Pegasus, and I want a slice of the pie. You in?"
>"I don't know, thats an expensive train ticket."
>they eventually agree to go check the ticket prices, and leave.
>You note then that the robed ponies are long gone, leaving you standing in front of the master member awkwardly.
>"Do you need anything, ma'am?"
>>25860744
>>25861189
"Uh, I wanted to ask about night classes. Specifically for getting the firearms permit."
>"We have those classes, but typically they're early in the morning."
>You slump at that, which the unicorn notices
>"Of course I can check our schedule. We do sometimes have later classes."
>She rifles through a few papers before pulling one out.
>"Ah, yes. We have a basic firearms safety course in, uh..."
>She squints down at the paper.
>"Thre- no, uh two days. It's at 6:00 PM, so it's sorta at night."
>>25895586
What time does the sun normally set this time of year?
>>25895586
Ok then thanks.
Ask about some bounties if they're nothing interesting then go back to the hotel and read from one of the library books.
down in a hole..
>>25939124
Is this based on a greentext by any chance?
>>25938564
You actually waited until you hit the bump limit.
Good job!
And another thing,Picture Related.
>>25938595
Why must you torment me so?
Hello and welcome to Hunger queer pony faggot game simulator. Please keep it 75-90% pony related.Happy new year guys! Hope that I can host some games...
Rules:
> Keep it between 75-90% pony related
>When submitting your tribute, send a picture and the name in the same post. One post with the picture but missing the name or inverted will be ignored.
>If you want to revive, only 1 reply per post. If you try to revive multiples tributes in one post, the post itself will be ignored and skipped
>Host will not accept previous threads tributes unless they were posted here, or by his own preferences
>After one game ends, The new tributes posted or revived will only be accepted after the summary post or when host say so
> The winner of a previous game shall be added to the new game. However, if fellows anons disagree with the idea, he or she is removed.
>>25983575
Angry Anonfilly
Carefree Dash
I'll start by adding a few tributes, as an example.
Chicken berserker.Current ships: godzila.
Current nemesis: Anonfilly
>>25983582Double R, is that you?
NEW YEAR EDITION
Previous thread: >>25908400
>What is this thread about?
Pretty much this thread is about anon owning a pony as a slave. He can do whatever he wishes, be it white-knight or an abusing master.
If you're going to be writing some green, please tripfag yourself. It will be easier to keep track of your story.
>Don't know what is a tripfag and how to be one?
Check out: http://4changboard.wikia.com/wiki/Tripfags
>Want to write your own story but you're new to it?
Check out these guides:
http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
Info about thread maintenance + thread template: http://pastebin.com/ny0npNFS
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/SlavePonyAuction
ALL Stories: http://pastebin.com/cqLCYveb
COMPLETE Stories: http://pastebin.com/82rCVh4j
WIP Stories: http://pastebin.com/mfmaWQDc
HIATUS Stories (inactive for 2+ weeks): http://pastebin.com/QgTRi8d0
Popular/Recent Stories:
Changing lifestyle (Changeling) by Fireking -- WIP
http://pastebin.com/CndZXCih
Blind Anon (Fluttershy) by JohnColt -- WIP
http://pastebin.com/0rmywwyB
White Knight Squad (Lyra) by Bluebirdd065 -- WIP
http://pastebin.com/t0b0q4LS
Fire and Sky (Spitfire) by Lurkernon -- WIP
http://pastebin.com/KDF26gwp
Pleasant Farm (No specific pony yet) by BadPacing -- WIP
http://pastebin.com/5rPeBxD7
Coming out of you cocoon (Chrysalis) by BugFag -- WIP
http://pastebin.com/0X18Gr3R
Anon Buys an Applehorse (Applejack) Strumstar Hammer -- WIP
http://pastebin.com/VHK1Pjtf
Y'all are a bunch of tedious, unfunny assholes and I hate you all.
Happy New Year.
Happy new year everyone!
>>25947043
From where, Finland?
Santa's Little Helpers Edition
All Dazzling lovers are welcome. It doesn't matter if you're an Adagio, Aria or Sonatafag, let's all join in one place. Post anything of the Dazzlings: drawings, discussions, stories, fetishes, re-edits, gifs, re-made songs (written or, if you had the guts to, sung), anything you like. Come here and show that you're under their spell!
Story Pastebin/Archived Threads:
http://pastebin.com/NjS5LgYv
Art Compilation:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2cryg0c1bk3v92s/AABPY1McXUInkwm3xrO5116ca?dl=0
For aspiring writers:
http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
http://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpX
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
Steam group: >http://steamcommunity.com/groups/PraisetheSirens
Old Shattered Gem: >>25850749 → #
grump
>>25912020
grump rump?
grump bump.
Plushie and related things go here. Post all the pony plush pics pls.
Post pics of your new plush or progress you've made on your current plush project!
Watch for streams from our based plushmakers.
Prior thread: >>25819378
>Plush makers list (update me more plz)
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nGiLeaAqN7EmXYQoLHklgYXnjuPe3mHvWbiHW_WPzZg/edit
Guides:
>Mare Pattern
http://i.imgur.com/3qnqSiL.png
>Step by Step instructrions
http://imgur.com/a/eLPmP
>Lewd Instructions
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ATHzkeJLr1l6JulzQXRm3bIhYPjuSfjcNsExaXsFQxM/edit
>Mane & Tail Tutorial
http://voodoo-tiki.deviantart.com/art/Pony-Mane-and-Tail-Tutorial-422375776
>How to clean your plushie & remove mayo
http://www.deviantart.com/art/Minky-Plush-Washing-Guide-526558030
http://clopaholic.deviantart.com/art/Removing-Mayonnaise-from-a-Plushie-478146400
First for 4de fags will never EVER get Luna plush
>>25901741
Who made this Luna!? She is beautiful, never seen this one before.
Have you fed your waifu today?
>>25901759
http://rufouscat.deviantart.com/art/Life-Size-Princess-Luna-544003384
