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Ok, losers. I haven't been here in about a year. Who among you will be kind enough to bestow upon me the best that this board has to offer from the past year.
>ending a question with a period
surely you've something to show for a year wasted on this site.
>>25959037
You haven't missed much. It's just the same old AiE threads, shitposting, neo-/mlp/, and other bullshit as last year but with more newfags and ponies.
why did derpy drop an anvil on twilights head?
>>25958926
for the lalz
>>25958926
Because cartoons
>>25958926
why didn't that anvil crush her head and kill her
Edgy, crazy, or just sad. Writefags, drawfags or just dropping in.
I haven't seen one of these in a long ass time, and, incidentally, lost the OP pasta. If anyone has anything from the older threads, feel free to repost. Maybe get at least somewhat as active as we used to.
>>25958892
Shit. Botched that. Meant to pop it in the subject.
Spoopy. Anyone have any of the older stories? Or want to write something new?
So /mlp/ I got a question if fluttershy invited you over to her house for a tea party what would you do?
>inb4 rape
>>25958822
I'd attend to her tea party and have some tea.
>>25958822
I would drink nice cups of tea with her and give her some sconces I brought with me. I think she would appreciate such a nice deed.
>>25958865
scone*
>"I came back to Earth with you, Anon."
>>25958637
"Well then, prepare to be disappointed."
>>25958637
Why?
![912274__safe_solo_twilight+sparkle_book_books_study_artist-colon-kkuyo[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/a0ZghpN.png "912274__safe_solo_twilight+sparkle_book_books_study_artist-colon-kkuyo[1].png")
What would each of the Mane 6 major in?
>>25957750
Twilight - Science
Rarity - Fashion Design
Applejack - Agriculture
Fluttershy - Animal Biology
Rainbow Dash - Some sport
Pinkie -Drop out
>>25957750
Twilight - Astrology
Rarity - Business/Management
Applejack - Agricultural Sciences
Fluttershy - Animal Studies / Part- Agricultural
Pinkie - Physics
Rainbow Dash - nothing but a few years of community college
>>25957750
Sexology One Oh Dong
So, /mlp/.
What's your New Years resolution?
>>25957737
To cum inside rainbow dash.
>>25957737
To stop taking massive amounts of mollies... starting tomorrow.
To have sex with Sweetie Belle
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/0GUMhlF.png "latest[1].png")
Rarity is a very pretty pony.
>>25957719
Fluttershy is a very cute pony.
>>25957719
Zecora is a nigger
![1451682113717[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/TH8gF8w.png "1451682113717[1].png")
>>25957719
Twilight is a very thick pony,
I'm just gonna leave this here.
>>25957599
Here come the niggers.
Finally a mare to pair up with ponigg
>>25957599
I'd eat herout.
Are griffon threads banned or something?
>>25957554
They shouldn't be.
>>25957554
no, it's just no one likes them so no one makes them
>>25957554
I noticed the thread suddenly vanish too, OP.
What I learned on /mlp/ in 2015 is
>>25957450
Here's your clue.
It's the most obvious thing we're all taught.
>>25957450
...how to pony.
>>25957450
that /mlp/ deserves the gold star.
What do you think the porn industry in Equestria is like?
>>25957231
Even better than our clop
there isn't one, sex can't sell if nobody in Equestria has genitals
>>25957263
I can fap to that. Is it considered porn though?
So is EVERYONE a stage 5 to 7 here?
>>25957117
make that 4 to 7 and it sounds about right
I'm a 4 tbqh. I'm not snooty enough to be a 5
1, 4 and 6
Does a pony's horn taste different when using magic?
>>25957070
OP right here, asking the real questions.
>>25957070
Yes.
It tastes like burning.
>>25957070
https://derpibooru.org/1050407
Maybe.
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