![sad_twilight_sparkle_by_thatguy1945-d5vhfam[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/EeMuyBn.png "sad twilight sparkle by thatguy1945-d5vhfam[1]")
>"W-Why did you take my wings from me, anon?"
>>25946989
Because I was hungry.
>>25946989
"You'll get them back when you earn them. Luckily for you, I let Tirek out."
>"WHAT?! I need my frie-"
"Your friends are already captured. Gotta do this yourself, twi twi."
>"Ah-Ahhh?"
"Welp, I'm gonna go grab a hay burger. Good luck!"
>>25946989
>>"W-Why did you take my wings from me, anon?"
So these whiny autistic fucks that I'm surrounded by will shut the fuck up.
>"WITH NOPONY HERE TO STOP ME, 2015 WILL LAST FOREVER! HAHAHAHA!"
BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?!?!?
Best thread of 2015
Describe your favorite pony with a spongebob quote
>"MY EYES!"
>>25946577
IT'S BIG, SCARY AND PINK!
>>25946577
>"Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy."
>>25946577
>"Wish I was in Texas, pretteist place in the world oh no. I guess that deep in my heart, I'll always be a Texas girl."
>"Anon, why are you masturbating to pictures of my sister?"
>>25946374
I'm colorblind, I thought it was you.
>>25946374
Because you eat too few grilled cheese
Too lean
>>25946374
"Sex with you has become dry. I crave the moon."
>Celly cocks an eyebrow
>"We've never had sex, Anonymous."
>You cup her cheek with a free hand and yank your doodle with the other
"The moooooooo-oo-oo-UUGHH-n"
>You will never Rimmer The Shimmer
>Razzle her Dazzle
>Glim the Glam
>Flutter her Shy
>Pink her Pie
>Dash her Rainbow
>Jack her Apple
>Shine his Armor
>Zest her Lemon
>Babs her Seed
>Bloom her Apple
>Scoot her Toot
>Pound her Cake
>Pip his squeak
>Spoon her Silver
>Flim their flam
>Sci her Twi
>Finish her Photo
>Zap her Indigo
>Fancy his Pants
>Sweet her Sour
>Swirl his Beard
>Dust her Lightning
>Harsh het Whinny
>Flash his Sentry
>Peach her Bottom
>Double his Diamond
>Coat her Sugar
>Snooze with Smooze
>Hug her Tree
>Sassy her Saddles
>Cheese his Sandwich
>Light his Night
>Smith her a Granny
>Kike the Spike
>Grate Her Powerful
>Doddle his Donkey
>Bomb her bon
>Spring her forward
>Harvest her Gold
>Change her up
>Kick her Cloud
>Wild her Fire
>Scratch her Vinyl
>Shine her Twinkle
>Mash his Button
>Post his Parcel
>Spit her Fire
>Do the Daring
>Hoity his Toity
>Shore her Sapphire
>Pinch the Cinch
>Lime her Stone
>Pie her Marble
>Nyx her Styx
>Molest the Melody
>Pull on her heartstrings
>Devour the Dusk
>Amaze the Blaze
>Fluffle her Puffle
>Jitter the Flitter
>French Kiss, Fleur De Lis
>Feet-Fuck, Fleetfoot
>Pour-in, Soarin
>Hose-Fuck, Roseluck
>Blow the Blossom
>Get alone with Aloe
>Get Jisty with Misty
>Get the best a, Celestia
Why live...
wat
>>25946338
>>Feet-Fuck, Fleetfoot
The only one that caught my eye. Yes, I had a giggle.
>December 31, 2015
>go to paheal.net
>only 3 pages of Starlight Glimmer porn
>only 4 pages of Friendship Games porn
>only 3 pictures of the drum major from Friendship Games
>only 2 pictures of Abacus Cinch, and she's fully clothed in each of them
>only 1 page of Tirek porn
Why?
>>25946246
Because EQG is shit and the fandom is dead.
Because EQG is shit.
>that moment when she starts singing
>>25945948
UNLEASH THE SHITPOST
FREE THE SHITPOSTS
>>25945948
faggotry
>>25945948
>male background singer voice
>shows the female students moving their mouths
the song was good but it also triggered my autism
Pony
>>25945472
Sony
>>25945472
Fat pony
![560296__safe_twilight+sparkle_princess+celestia_meme_screencap_animated_princess+twilight_upvotes+galore_cute_edit[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/jdbvh1k.gif "560296 safe twilight+sparkle princess+celestia meme screencap animated princess+twilight upvotes+galore cute edit[1]")
>>25945472
Glutton
>Anon, your reign of terror ends here! Prepare to taste the hooves of JUSTICE!!
>>25945392
>Anon starts licking Twilight's hooves to her bewilderment
>>25945392
>"YOU WERE EXPECTING ANONYMOUS, WEREN'T YOU!"
>>25945392
>Bang.
>Twilight flops over dead, while Anon gets back to reading his newspaper, as Trixie calls out from the bathroom.
>"What was that, Anon?"
"Nothing dear, just some annoying guest. They're gone now."
>"Are you coming to bed?"
"Let me take out the trash first."
>Anon then stuffs Twilight in a trashbag and chucks her into the river.
>It was a good day.
What's your biggest wish for the new year, /mlp/?
>>25945374
That I make it to the next one
>>25945374
For all you FOEggets to spontaneously combust at the stroke of 12.
>>25945374
Be happy
Equalhorse is cutest horse.
>>25945159
Keep telling yourself that m8
>>25945172
>implying that's a horse
![411965__safe_solo_oc_filly_glasses_nyx_artist-colon-tb2374[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/eQaIl7f.png "411965 safe solo oc filly glasses nyx artist-colon-tb2374[1]")
>>25945159
>>25945172
Cutest horse coming through, plebs
>"Femanon, Ah dun told you Ah'm straight. Git yer tits outta mah face."
>>25944438
Get your stupid face outta mah tits.
>>25944438
"IM NOT A GIRL AJ IM JUST FAT, GOD!
YOU WILL BE GAY
I WILL TEACH YOU
Lets get this book finished /mlp/. We are nearing the end of this story.
We still need more posts so fell free to add.(Just make sure it is involved in the story)
One more thing, cause we are close to finishing we need a cover for it. So if any drawfag that would like to help would be appreciated.
Drop box https://www.dropbox.com/s/5d2j4l4mfcvmup0/Daring%20do%20and%20the%20search%20of%20santa.docx?dl=0
>>25944456
I'd ask why but im not
>>25944285
Op you should add those 10 pages worth of bumps .
HE'S STREAMING TONIGHT
MELTING POT OF FRIENDSHIP
https://twitter.com/GHOSTPOLITlCS
http://www.blogtalkradio.com/ghost
>It's not too late for a #Ghosties. I promised a New Year's Eve show, and I still want to make that happen, but it needs to be worth my time.
SPREAD IT AROUND LIKE WILDFIRE
>>25943465
http://youtu.be/_KwwPIYKoWI
>open second link
>get this
>>25943465
Is this true?
There is no valid evidence that it's the real ghost from true capitalist radio. Not a single new video of him.
Aka My Big Herd: Friendship isn't Monogamous
Hello and welcome to The Herding Thread!
This is a thread in which we explore such topics as forced marriage/polygamy, casual/public sex, Estrus(or "Heat"), and town bicycle scenarios, all of which typically feature a lucky(if not from his point of view then at least from ours) anon who has found himself in an Equestria with strange legal practices. The most common of these practices is the legal structure of a "Herd", a polygamous relationship between any number of mares and one or more stallions with the head stallion having chief authority over the herd, which may be shared with his "Alpha Mare". These structures can change from story to story, with the legal implications, commonality of herds, or any other small changes a writer wants to include for their take on the concept.
The stories you will find here may include any and all of these scenarios, and none of them are strictly mandatory so long as the story is in keeping with the general theme; for example, while many of our writefags have chosen to incorporate the herding theme, not all incorporate the casual sex theme.
The thread will decide how these topics may be refined and change so that we move in a direction that suits us as a whole.
Pastebins:
Shortstick: http://pastebin.com/HnBvWuwf
BadGrammarFag: http://pastebin.com/en5AsARx
Sexist Anon: http://pastebin.com/SvW22vx0
Leaf: http://pastebin.com/w37sr4nD
Writemook: http://pastebin.com/kJngqNPW
Mythd: http://pastebin.com/u/Mythd
TexAnon: http://pastebin.com/u/Texanon
OfficeAnon: http://pastebin.com/u/OfficeAnon
SleepyBastrd http://pastebin.com/u/SleepyBastrd
Some stories to start you off
http://pastebin.com/ukrxas4n
http://pastebin.com/saB1Hr0g
http://pastebin.com/4mEVSTz0
http://pastebin.com/4UQgnC2z
http://pastebin.com/n6LtP3k0
All the mares.
Set sail for hiatus threads
>>25942325
>jay
>dee
>clef
>treble
>dionysus
Is this guy serious?
