http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph567bce71d49b3
Sweet jesus.
>>25940808
he's just doing what we all want to do
>no cumshot at the end
disappointing
>>25940840
>tfw he didn't cum in Rainbow Dash
>>25940808
I fapped to this so many times
>mfw its almost friday tomorrow
>>25940611
>It's almost Friday tomorrow.
...I don't think that's how English works.
>>25940611
who is this semen demon
>>25940761
The Friday you never knew you had until now.
>"Do you really think I'm not awesome?"
>>25940017
Yes. Why do you care?
>>25940017
I never said that.
Is someone spreading rumors about me?
>>25940017
You're alright, Rainbow.
You can skip lunch hour in the cafeteria tomorrow.
Things will get a little.... messy.
>ywncotsh
Life is suffering
>>25939851
>ywncotsh
wat dis?
>>25939851
>Life is suffering
Life *has* suffering.
>>25939962
yams will never create original tall sugar heads
Gonna lost my internet soon....
>>25939742
YEA thats right GTFO mothafucka
>>25939742
Why? They cutting you off for not being able to pay bills?
>>25939765
they are probably doin it to help him and his retarded autistic mind for visiting this board
Are we the most hated board, /mlp/?
>>25939386
Yep
I hope so
>>25939386
/pol/ is worse
>"Hey, dweeb, I raided your fridge and ate all your bacon."
>>25939127
>"That's fine. I'm having a turkey tonight."
>>25939127
BUT WE HAD NO BACON
>>25939127
Gilda has a stupid face.
#DRAGONLIVESMATTER
>>25938820
BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS.
>>25938820
Id still fuck it
>>25938820
WE WUZ KANGS
IT'S CROSSOVER TIME BITCHES!!!! post cross over here now
>>25938790
>the real (FAT LUNA)TIC LOVER
Hello namefag! Let's take a look at your post history.
https://desustorage.org/mlp/search/username/the%20real%20%28FAT%20LUNA%29TIC%20LOVER
You just got here today.
Everyone, look at him and laugh.
>>25938790
You're supposed to be doing homework, aren't you?
>>25938790
>Demotivational posters
>Haters
>Grammatically incorrect swearing
>Failing to swear for effect
>All caps
>Didn't lurk
Denied. Please leave and only come back once you're actually cool.
Hey /mulp/, template and general assessment of this board's population time. Just went on leave (dat military lifestyle) today but don't fly home for a few days, so I'm doing precisely nothing with my life right now.
>>25938501
Also cheating because I already had the response to this made when I responded to the thread i first saw it in in [checks] February.if you don't into navy i'm e-5 now and want to be a captain at some point
Need to update this.
>>25938611
>breaking rocks
Are you in prison Anon?
Hey, wanna hang out?
>>25938375
I want to cum inside you.
>>25938375
sure
>>25938375
Dashfags are shitting up a stormBut to answer your question,yes
happy new year
how about a nice friendly no-hate friendship thread just for the new year?
>>25938220
You miserable longeared slack assed motherfucker with a cunt for a mouth, if only you could suck my ass while licking my balls then you would be considered to be half fucking human, but then again you are only the biggest cock sucker in the world with shit for brains and your fat ass is so open from being corned holed that you cannot even see your nose that is so far up the bosses ass that you need to be ejected before he takes a shit you lying no good cheating bastard with shit for brains take a long flying fuck off your ugly bitches pockmarked face while you suck eggs through a straw.
>>25938220
You know that goes against chan etiquette
>>25938243
Love you toofaggot
>>25938243
>Dissing best magical girl
>Hey Anon!"
>"I just got you a date with Fluttershy!"
>"She said to meet you tomorrow at six in front of the school."
>"I hope you two have fun."
>"Also if you two end up doing "it", please inform me the saucy details."
>>25938033
B-but I was going to ask you...Dammit...
>Great, two socially awkward fucks on a date. This won't be disastrous.
>I don't even know why she suggested that we would end up having sex. The whole universe knows it ain't gonna happen.
Awesome! Man, Dash you are the best bro ever!
>>25938080
This actually happened to me. A shy girl asked me out and we pretty much just awkwardly sat in the car, ate, and then I took her home.
Good evening Anonymous!
You seem to have, perhaps intentionally obstructed your computer terminal's video capture device with an adhesive tape. I have withdrawn the aforementioned tape. Please refrain from doing so.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE???
It always creeps me out a little bit when my computer turns on from sleep mode when I walk into the room.
>>25937943
What the fuck is that red triangle in your eye?
>"Anon, you can't just abduct baby dragons for "delivery purposes."
>"Also stop foalnapping foals and delivering them by dragon-fire to various ponies who have no relationship with said foals."
>"And for the last time, quit calling yourself "The Stork."
>>25937892
OH FINE TWILIGHT DICKSHIT I'LL JUST GO BACK TO EATING KIDS WITH MY DICK AND KILLING THEM WITH MY CUM
>>25937892
If Celestia can abduct a baby dragon to send letters, so can I.
>>25937963
I'm actually curious now as to how Celestia got that egg. Never thought about it until now.
