Why is she so perfect?
>>25924375
>perfect
>built like a 10yr old boy
Oh, right. I'm on 4chan.
your waifu a shit
>>25924392
I can't even begin to express my disappointment with you, Anon.
This chart doesn't seem to be right, so let's have our own poll.
Are you a virgin?
http://strawpoll.me/6391383
What's your height?
http://strawpoll.me/6391386
What's your weight?
http://strawpoll.me/6391390
What's your BMI?
http://strawpoll.me/6391394
How old are you?
http://strawpoll.me/6391388
Done, fag.
>>25919703
>2 votes for underage
god damnit
I wager there will be over 90% virgins.
"Umm....daddy...can I ask you something? if you don't mind."
>>25916894
I didn't even realize I was into this. I'm excited to see where it's going.
>>25916894
I have a green for this, and I will post it after some quick editing.
just wanted to post a prompt so others could write with the same general idea.
feel free to use other characters besides Fluttershy if you want.
>>25916894
>"Anon, why does dad say you're just an imaginary friend?"
>>25903295
Don't listen to him. He doubts my power.
>>25903295
Well, it's quite obvious he's inkahoots with the 3 headed mega beast.
>>25903295
Anon as atulpagreen when?
![twilight_sparkle_vector_by_fenixthefox93-d4pzah4[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/mkNeoTY.png "twilight sparkle vector by fenixthefox93-d4pzah4[1]")
>"We really need to find you a marefriend, anon."
Maud or riot
Yeah yeah Twinkle-Ass, then why don't you just bend over for me right. now?
>>25918367
We need to find a saturation slider first, jesus fucking christ
Spitfire Thread GO!
More draw prompt!
>Draw ponies, or any other creature, preparing for, or cleaning up, the holidays.
http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/post/136103210768/
The Everfree Forest may govern itself, resistant as it apparently is to pony influence, but it doesn't seem as chaotic as, say, Discord's realm would be. Strange flora and fauna within, sure, but structures seem as safe as they can be without continual care. Zecora's hut was only really endangered by the runaway chaos vines - she's been living otherwise unperturbed. And for as long as the Castle of the Two Sisters was abandoned, it's still in relatively good condition. That might also speak for the construction itself, but 1,000 years is 1,000 years. With this in mind, does the forest undergo seasons as well? If they do not necessarily parse to Equestrian seasons, is it possible to enter the forest and find it in winter conditions during summer? Or is it eternally "spring/summer" underneath the treetops?
Celestia and Luna might know some of those mysteries.
>>25923107
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Daily reminder that isaac is a lazy fuck and YOU should make a new thread if it's close to falling off.
>Your waifu or husbando has come to you with the sudden need to have their fetish satisfied, because of reasons.
>Unfortunately, you're caught unprepared so you'll only be able to use whatever happens to be nearest to you.
Roll to find out your pone's fetish, then roll again to see what you're stuck using. Bonus points for greening your hopeless scenario.
>>25913896
I could possibly slightly be okay with this
Old Thread: >>25846630
New GoogleDoc Pastebin Archive:
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Old CrazyRain's Stories' Archives:
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http://pastebin.com/u/CrazyRain
Got this new thread smell in here.
Time for cute fluffy mares
>>25893959
I'm all for the chest fluff being an attractive quality thing.
Because it is.
http://www.bloomberg.com/features/2015-disney-princess-hasbro/
>Mattel gave up a $700 million USD contract with Disney over their own shitty public domain dolls that make less than $100 million
>Disney got mad, asked Hasbro to make Disney Princess dolls because they rebooted MLP so well and were pissed at Mattel
>2/3 of Mattel's head office quits, including top designers
>yfw MLP basically turned the entire toy and entertainment industry on its ear
And to think rebooting it to begin with was just a lark that turned into a small series.
>mfw
>pic related
Don't really care.
>>25929695
So, basically, Mattel just fucked themselves over and Hasbro's probably going to buy them out in the future.
>>25929741
and then the big mouse steps in and assimilates Hasbro in the big Disney Empire and we all get MLP on Disney, the second MLP movie by Disney studios and Equestria in Kingdom Hearts.
>"Anon, our baby is kicking again, and it kinda hurts, you know."
>>25929656
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE.
>>25929656
it is growing stronger
soon it shall burst free from its fleshy prison and consume your organs to grow more powerful than you can imagine
>>25929665
>the baby isn't yours
>its your wife's!
Post pony pics like this one
How's this?
>>25919376
>doesn't like pokemon
>Ponk
>would cuck you in full harem style at any party, which would be all the time
>Rareware
>would cuck you just to cuck you
>Twikike
>would cuck you when she finds someone smarter than you or if a book tells her to
>Fluttershit
>would cuck you with her animals. All of them.
>Appul
>would cuck you for a better farm hand/ someone with a better physic than you
>Dash
>would never think about cuckolding you because shes just too goddamn loyal to do, or think about, committing such a horrendous act
Dash is literally top tier waifu, all others are inferior. Now is the chance to change your waifu to a much better one and be happy that she will never leave you or cuck you
stop this, /pol/! are you even listening to yourself?
>>25917676
jokes on you, cuckold is my fetish
fuck off Fast Blue
>>25917702
at least its better than having a diaper fetish
>Ponyville seems to be a hotbed of excitement these days. Between the dragons roosting in the mountains, horrid monsters wandering out from the Everfree Forest, ancient ruins discovered deep in the earth, and the ever-presenting of all-out war between the Equestrians and the Gryphons, it seems like everypony looking for fame or fortune is flocking to this town.
>It is an age of knights, adventurers, dark magics, and destined heroes.
>You are none of these things.
>Your name is Pot Luck, and you just want to run your inn and tavern, the Sword and Board.
>You've taken out Ember for a little walk around Ponyville, showing her the gardens at the meadery and the butchers shop. It's helped give you a little bit more perspective on the always-smouldering vixen of your kitchen, but she's still something of a mystery to you.
>You picked up Wispy's cape from the tailor and a lute that you've given to Airy. Both gifts went over great with your friends.
>Today, you've got plans to visit the mines with Rough Diamond and, with any luck, Tex. Might make for an interesting day's out or just wind up wasting time that could've been spent making bits.
Archives: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/anotherday
Characters: http://pastebin.com/RVB0Hjqp
Inn floorplan: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1fouKOvZLar5QZ4zOwmvnXA1hcPZ5UIBXNuy8RN0oFME/edit?usp=sharing
List of Supplies and Upgrades: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1V--UewucWq-klJcnPumQzFhbhvzOHngW6zQM9e-NXfE/edit?usp=sharing
Finances: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19YTLZkq_pXLE_QWo5srNBJThwC7dr25PBJcjbCHX8_4/edit?usp=sharing
Special thanks as always to our artist.
>You spend the rest of the early morning getting ready for your trip to the mines. You don't plan to spend the entire day there, so you don't need to pack excessively. Still, it's important to be prepared so you quickly draw up a list of things you'll want to make sure you have with you when you go.
What do you want to bring with you?
>>25897543
Lunches for all 3 of us
Ask if any of the spiders know their way around or would like to come
>>25897543
Lunches, light source (lantern? Candles? And an ignition source), maybe some rope, our shield.
>>25897566
We'd be like the guy from Sorcerer's Son!
You wake with a start as you hear the urgent pounding of hooves at your door.
You get up from your warm, comfy bed angrily and walk towards the entrance to your small flat. Glancing out the window quickly, you realize that you are going to have to be at your part time trash collector job soon. Whoever this is is going to get a piece of your mind. It's only been fortnight since you moved to this bustling metropolis from your podunk town and you are already regretting it. Not only have you made no friends, but you are having trouble find a job and are starting to fall into debt.
Opening the door you shocked to find several soldiers and what looks to be some sort of government official. You can see all of them looking up at you through their light of their torches, and as you stand their stuttering the official says,
"There has been a prophecy made. You will come with us to the College of Magi."
You gulp. Even though you've only been here two weeks you've heard of the College of Magi and their Great Oracle Clairvoya. Apparently the ponies she makes prophecies of either reach great fame and prestige, or die... Or wish they were dead.
You start to stutter about needing to be at work, but the official waylays you and says, "You will not need to worry about that. Come with us.
You sigh. You can tell that neither the official nor his guard will take no for an answer. You lock up your apartment and then make your way with them to the College of Magi, an imposing, several story high brick building near the center of town. They quickly usher you inside and up a staircase. They then lead you to an office, which all of you cram inside.
There is little more than a desk and a chair here, on which sits a withered, old unicorn mare. She seems to blend into the room so much that were it not for her bright purple robes you may not have even realized she was there.
"It is you." the mare says in a raspy voice.
You nod, unsure of what to say.
[Continued Next Post]
>>25913263
"I am sure you have heard of me, child." The mare continues, "I have seen many snips and snapshots of the future. A future where our glorious kingdom shines like a jewel over the entire world, and another where it is ground away by the monsters, barbarians, and other kingdoms that surround us. In both these instances you are one of the causes of that. And one of the bigger decisions in those futures comes from the one you will make right now. We need you, child. We need you to build a city."
You are a bit confused. You are certainly not the pony to be building anything like that. You are no carpenter, or engineer, and express that fact to her.
"You misunderstand. You will not be building it in the literal sense. We need you as something of a mayor. Someone who will make the final choices on how exactly the town grows and prospers." The Magi says with a warm smile.
You still insist that you are certainly not the right pony for this job, but then the government official pipes up and says,
"We understand that you have gotten yourself into some debt lately. Agree to do this and we can wipe it away."
[Continued In Next Post]
>>25913323
Are you writing this right now or you're just waiting for someone to answer ?
If so, seems interesting. I'm lurking.
>>25913323
You groan, and then ask what you need to do to get started.
"Wonderful!" The unicorn says clapping her hooves, "My vision was a little vague on which town you needed to be the mayor of, but it could possibly apply to the towns located on the map here. So pick one of these." She says, pulling one out.
-PLAINS: Closest to the neighboring kingdom to the south. Gets lot's of foreign traders and is good for farming, and also has very few reports of monster attacks, but has poor resources otherwise.
-INTERSECTION: Most of the other towns come here to sell their goods, attracts lot's of different kinds of people, especially merchants, and reduced prices for purchasing materials. However has the highest crime rate.
-SCHOOL: This town contains a magical school, and attracts many wizards as well as tourists. The school has magical accidents sometimes.
-MOUNTAIN: Very high in metals, but low in farming and forests.
-DUNGEON: This town is built next to the ruins of an old fortress that it said to house valuable treasures, but is also cursed with monsters. This town attracts a lot of adventurers and tourists, but you have to deal with the occasional monster wandering out of the ruins.
-SWAMP: High in wood and good for farming, however it isn't very interesting, and it will be more difficult to attract settlers and travelers. There are also monsters in the woods.
Which do you pick?
