>"Anonymous, I'm not usually one to question another's dreams, but..."
>"Why is it last night I saw you with 10 clones of me? In the act of mass coitus?WITH ALL OF THEM HAVING STALLION PARTS!?"
>>25951363
Oh thank god I thought you were going to bring up the one where you and Celestia fuck
>>25951363
THEY WERE RAPING ME YOU CUNT
WHY DIDN'T YOU HELP!?
>>25951363
Clearly, wishful thinking on your part.
What are your predictions for this new year?
Mine:
Porn quality will drop
Posting here will slow. Shit posting will increase.
The final season will air as they prepare to sunset G4 after the 2017 movie.
>>25950951
>In 2016
The phone will ring and there will be nobody there
Dogs will walk people
Sunset Shimmer will finally become canon
>>25950978
Shitposting is already increasing
>>25951011
Opalescence will get a speaking role
Tracy Cage thread?I remember Wootmaster visited on new years I didn't think I'd be alone tonight
>>25950873
i miss her
Can we have Pinkamena thread, /mlp/? I can't remember the last time we had one.
>>25950798
Pinkamena is outdated.
>>25951015
What a shit OC.
Now back for a limited time.
Though ponies can be nerds year-round, this probably won't be.
I started 2015 with this story.
I'm going to end it with this story.
Prior installments can be found here: http://pastebin.com/u/twilight_game_night
>Be Anon, though it's kind of hard to remember that with the blaring k-pop threatening to pulp your brain.
>You've got to ditch this party before your eardrums burst or you develop aural diabetes.
>That's definitely one of the reasons you and Twilight are heading for the door, but not THE reason.
>You've got a game.
>Your wife has given up on one of her sleeves entirely - no doubt she'll complain about these "silly human arm things" later - and is reaching for the doorknob when you hear a shout over the Jolly Rancher noises.
>"HEY, ANON!"
"What!?"
>Brett has abandoned his controller to chase after you - giving his opponent an easy victory which they're going at full-force.
>"Leaving already?" your friend huffs in disappointment.
>You put your hand on Twilight's arm to stop her before turning back to him.
"Yeah, sorry. We've got other parties to get to."
>Other parties with -
>You can't believe you're thinking this, but it's true.
>- other parties with slightly LESS diabetic music.
>Never would have expected that from ponies.
>You flash Brett an apologetic smile, but he still slumps despondently.
>"Damn, man," he grumbles, looking for all the world like a young, psychopathic Santa in his shitty death metal themed Christmas sweater.
>He doesn't care that it's a week after Christmas - something about it being a state of mind.
>"You can't stay until the ball drops?" Brett asks, sighing when you shake your head. "Well, at least tell me your hottie roommate is staying?"
>>25950739
"You mean Bee?"
>"You mean Trixie?" Twilight asks at the same time, still struggling with her coat's sleeves.
>Bee - Trixie - same thing.
>You shrug internally.
>"Yeah. Beatrix."
>"She... didn't come tonight..." Twilight answers, her brow furrowing.
>You don't often spend time together on this side of the portal, but you can still read her thoughts from the creases.
>Even with the lost year you spent apart, you know her well enough.
>Your wife is trying to decide if The Wookie is drunk.
>Either that, or she's still trying to figure out why everyone calls him The Wookie.
>She hasn't seen those movies yet.
>It's impossible to cram a lifetime of human nerd culture into under a year and - frankly - other things took priority.
>But, hey, what else are you going to call a seven-foot tall son-of-a-bitch who's THAT hairy?
>"Bee didn't come?" he repeats back with a sigh. "Damn."
"Sorry."
>"Well, good news I guess," he grunts, running a hand through his long hair to brush it out of his face. "Explains why I haven't seen her. At least that means she isn't avoiding me."
"Actually -"
>"No, it's not that at all," Twilight cuts in diplomatically. "Besides, you've been busy kicking everyone's butt at... um..."
>You don't blame her for not knowing what the others were playing - video games aren't really her thing.
>"Didn't mean to ignore you guys," Brett growls.
>Not angrily - that's just kind of his default tone.
"Don't worry about it. Maybe next time?"
>>25950771
>"Yeah, definitely. We gotta get together more often. Maybe play a few games of Super Dungeon or something."
>Twilight nods, thought that may just be because she finally figured out how sleeves work.
>"I'm sure she'll be available then," your wife adds, pushing up the cuff of one sleeve to glance at her wristwatch. "But right now..."
>"Are you guys sure you can't stay until midnight?" Brett asks again. "I've got some good stuff lined up... or... or are you worried your car will turn back into a pumpkin or something?"
>He grins at his own weak joke.
"No, but my wife might turn back into a horse."
>The Wookie raises an eyebrow and laughs awkwardly.
>He doesn't know.
>None of them do.
>"Dude, you should talk about her like that," your friend mumbles. "I mean, she's..."
>"Don't worry, I'll punish him for it later," Twilight laughs, bumping her hip into yours. "But we really need to get going."
>"Gotta get back to your daughter?" Brett asks with a sigh. His eyes suddenly pop open as something behind them clicks into place. "Oh, did Bee stay home to take care of your kid?"
>You exchange glances with Twilight - you're smiling, but she can't hold it in.
>"Something like that," she giggles hysterically, grabbing your arm with both hands and pulling you towards the door. "Come on, we can't be late!"
>You wave goodbye to your friend as a woman half your size physically hauls you outside, laughing all the way.
HEY IT'S A NEW YEAR!
SO WE SHOULD HAVE BRAND NEW AND SHINY BLUE PONE THREAD TO CELEBRATE!
>>25950595
>"Time to be liquidated."
She looks as though she wants to cum inside you.
Must be in Soviet Russia.
Find me a cuter gif than this.
Protip: You can't
>>25950517
Found your song OP
https://youtu.be/21ZTOP09xPk
>>25950524
Why is Twilight reading to a black man?
What drink are you celebrating with? Also which one pone would you like to get drunk on New Years with?
Pic related for me, I'm drinking gin and Arnold Palmer
Drinking Landshark Island Lager and packing a fat lip of skoal straight long cut as I usher in the new year.
Cheers, nor/mlp/eople
>>25950472
>>25950457
Just ran out of booze recently, feels bad man
>>25950457
As I said in a different thread. Wine, almost done with it. Then two ciders and maybe some more wine afterward.
Sup faggots. I love you. I'm home alone on new years drinking Jack Daniels and apple juice for an Applejack Daniels and watching horse. Come in this thread and tell us what you're up to.and if you have any animated lewd gifs or webms please post.
>>25950323
>and if you have any animated lewd gifs or webms please post.
Don't have to ask twice
>"I'm not cleaning your room for you, Anon. You're beyond old enough to clean it yourself. If you don't clean it within an hour I will put your penis in a permanent chastity cage."
Fuck off with your shitty fetish greentext prompt.
>>25950289
Anon didn't understand any of this though, as he was 5 years old.
Fuck off with your shitty fetish greentext prompt.
Is she tsundere, or just a bitch?
>>25950010
All I know is that "Limestone" is a fucking stupid name. I'm still calling her Blinkie.
>>25950010
Just a reminder that her cutie mark basically says she is a dick.
>>25950010
What's the difference?
Happy new year /mlp/
Your waifu's color will now decide what you will gain the most this year
White - peace
Silver - Being Cutting Edge and Modernism
Red - Love
Pink - Prosperity
Chocolate - Stability
Purple - Respect
Salmon - Happiness
Gold - Wealth
Green - Harmony and Hope
Pale Blue - Tranquility and Wealth
Yellow - Prosperity
Nude - Class
Dark Blue - Intimacy
Orange - Happiness
How fucked are you?
>>25950003
>Hope
Sounds nice.
What about mint/cyan?
>>25950003
What is grey?
So /mlp/, what was the best meme of the year?
I know what mine is.
>>25949842
leap year
>>25949842
>Spoils of war
>"HAPPY NEW YEAR, ANON!"
>"IT'S TIME FOR OUR CELEBRATORY RAPE PARTY!"
>>25949614
I do love me some casual rapelet's rape fluttershy
Welp, here we go again. Shit.
>/mlp/ for fun and general posting, default poni site
>EQD for news
>Derpibooru for art
>HN for drama
>Ponychan for /whining/
>mlpforums for finding spaghetti and occasional show discussion
>youtube/pony.fm for music
>/pone/ for serious /mlp/
>/r/mylittlepony for watching le reddit army at work
>tumblr for ask blogs/SJW retardation
Anyone else go on basically all these sites from time to time for different purposes?
>>25949466
You can get nearly everything in mulp alone.
>>25949466
I just go to here and EQD.
