What's wrong with you poni fags? Like seriously, grow the fuck up you obese, autistic, neckbeard manlets. Try exercising for once.
>>25985317
>Implying I don't already go to the gym on a daily basis.
>Implying heavily that I'm not 200 lbs of toneflesh.
Nice try, wrong Anon.
I know you're going to take even the bait responses as proof that you "trolled" /mlp/, but I honestly just don't care anymore.
>>25985362
prove it neckbeard
>Why do you cry?
Because I stepped on a Legoit hurts
>>25985090
I know now why you cry.
But it's something that I could never do.
>>25985090
Because the other one keeps telling me not to obstruct the camera on my computer. I don't like being watched.
I guess you could say Applejack is... playing with herself!
>>25984927
CARLOS I SWEAR TO FUCK.
>>25984927
Bobbing for apple's
Two can play at that game
>"I' want to buy your eternal soul Anon."
"Preposterous, there's no such thing as a soul. As a staunch atheist I do not believe in a soul."
>"Then you won't mind selling me something that you don't even believe exists right? I've already got the contract written up, take a look."
"How much?"
>"One million bits."
"Are you serious, haha! You're gonna pay me, 1 million bits? I can buy a mansion in Canterlot and hire enough mares to start my own brothel, and you're just gonna give me that, for my 'soul'?"
>"Thats right, it'll be the easiest million you ever made."
>She gives you the contract, it reads,
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>Upon signing of the contact the soul of Anonymous shall henceforth become the private property of Twilight Sparkle. And upon his death she may claim it to do with his eternal soul as she wishes.
>Anonymous shall receive 1 million bits tax free from Twilight Sparkle upon signing the contract.
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>Plus other such legal certification telling you that this is an official legally binding document.
>"Whaddya say Anon? Theres a lot of things you can do with a million bits."
Well?
>>25984867
She is going to use the Soul as a sex toy.
>>25984867
I don't want bits, i want your ass on my face or your hooves in my mouth
>>25984867
This is some Satanic shit.
>Anon wrote down all his fetishes in this book
>Lets take a look
>What the fuck is this?! Anon!
>>25984781
It's pretty self explanatory, Twilight. It's tender and loving sex in the missionary position while cradling each other and gazing into each other's eyes before achieving mutual orgasm and cumming inside my waifu for the purpose of procreation before we fall asleep spooning.
>>25984807
>This
Almost as good as tile patterns
>>25984807
You sick fuck, i bet you're intohand holding
>"OH GOSH ANON! PLEASE HELP ME, MY BACK IS ITCHING LIKE CRAZY!! AUGH!!"
>>25984706
You see Twilight, I have no arms nor legs...
However....
I still can scratch you,if you dare
>>25984706
>place my hand just above her back to brush against her hair
>Have her verbally guide me to the spot on her back that itches
>Just hover my hand over the spot and refuse to scratch it
>>25984737
You monster
Post a popular cartoon you hate, and your favorite pony
Spongebob.
My Little Pony
>>25984592
my little pony
rarity
>>25984592
What a coincidence
I also hate mlp and spongebob is also my favorite pone
If some Korean scientist invented ponies and announced you could preorder your bespoke waifu for 164,000 USD and she'd arrive exactly to your specifications would you be a more productive human?
>magic and flying wouldn't be an option although they'd have the vestigial horn/wings
>>25984544
Better start saving
>>25984708
Would you even try though?
>>25984544
Cool, that should only take me 16 years or so to save up.
Dashie is a hungry pony.
>>25984272
Why do you do this
>>25984272
Why's she eating Scootaloo?
>Anon, can I tell you something? I kinda... accidentally made Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle kiss. Is that bad...?
>>25984189
Did you accidentally get off to it as as well? If so please tell me in depth about this experience
>>25984189
pics or it didnt happen
No, you should do that more, but this time with their lower lips
When the fuck was this?
>>25983790
Looks like a good time
I recognize that fat guy
Bulgaria, Belaruse or Ukraine?
>>25983738
Here is your reply.
>>25983738
Make another shitty thread on equestria daily asking people
>>25983738
I werf some flammens onto Nyx
Just talked to the artist of this project. It is still alive and underway. He's hoping to have a demo out by Bab's con. I really just wanted to shill for it because it's so fucking beautiful and I feel it's sadly underrated.
>>25983681
>this fandom
>ever getting a good 3D game
A man can dream
>>25983681
I dislike how the eyes and the body feel like totally different materials.
>>25983775
The demo for horse game seems to be as close as we've gotten so far. I just really wanted to spread awareness of this because the project is so gorgeous. Raynaron does seem like he may end up being a perfectionist as most people who aim to achieve beauty tend to be. That always leads to very slow progress. I'm really just hoping for a playable demo right now so I can enjoy it.
The story of a rather neurotic mare on her quest to escape crippling debt by doing odd jobs for some not so trustworthy ponies.
Last Thread: >>25957198
Castlist: http://pastebin.com/eSW5Hevs
Yay, new thread.
Greet Tally with the cheeriness of a thousand suns when she comes in the room.
>>25983598
>>25983615
>>25983694
>You spend a few seconds going over the phrase "Good morning Tally!" in your mind before she enters as you clean off your plate in the sink, making sure that you'd have it just right.
>As she crosses the threshold, you smile and motion to the pancakes you'd made, cheerfully greeting her just as you'd prepared.
"Good morning Tally!"
>In response, you get a moan as she stumbles over to the plate offered, before rubbing one of her temples and levitating it over to the small table you'd been eating at previously.
>"Headache... Thanks for breakfast."
>She mumbles, taking the syrup and absolutely drowning her meal in it.
>input action
>>25983784
Maybe we have some ibuprofen. Would that help?
>"Hi anon, are you ready?"
>"Today we are going to read "The history of the musical note D"
>>25983400
...That's a thing?inb4allthesexjokes
>>25983400
D-d‽
>>25983409
>awkward junior high Tavi trying to teach you shit with a study session at your place
>you're making it really fucking difficult with all those teen hormones
Writefags?
