>"I' want to buy your eternal soul Anon."
"Preposterous, there's no such thing as a soul. As a staunch atheist I do not believe in a soul."
>"Then you won't mind selling me something that you don't even believe exists right? I've already got the contract written up, take a look."
"How much?"
>"One million bits."
"Are you serious, haha! You're gonna pay me, 1 million bits? I can buy a mansion in Canterlot and hire enough mares to start my own brothel, and you're just gonna give me that, for my 'soul'?"
>"Thats right, it'll be the easiest million you ever made."
>She gives you the contract, it reads,
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>Upon signing of the contact the soul of Anonymous shall henceforth become the private property of Twilight Sparkle. And upon his death she may claim it to do with his eternal soul as she wishes.
>Anonymous shall receive 1 million bits tax free from Twilight Sparkle upon signing the contract.
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>Plus other such legal certification telling you that this is an official legally binding document.
>"Whaddya say Anon? Theres a lot of things you can do with a million bits."
Well?
>>25984867
She is going to use the Soul as a sex toy.
>>25984867
I don't want bits, i want your ass on my face or your hooves in my mouth
>>25984867
This is some Satanic shit.
>>25984901
You could just pay someone to do that with all the bits.
>>25985170
Can I take the bits and use them to pay her to do it?
fuck you weird flower your not getting my soul
>>25984867
I prefer to err on the side of caution.
No sell.
so for the price of my soul I getA SMALL LOAN OF A MILLION BITS
>>25985318
jeb pls leave
>>25984867
Sounds like something off an anime.
Ah, what the hell. I'll do it.
>>25984901
>Anon sells his soul to TwiLucifer for some hot face-sitting action
>pic related becomes his eternal penace
