Don't tell me you're still a virgin, Anon

>being a virgin
>2016

>>26064495
No I lost it all.

>>26064495
I wish I was. Sex was heavily overrated and now I don't have any wizard powers!

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>>26064495
*unzips dick*
not for long spike.... not for long.

>>26064505
Cheah, you tell em' redditbro!

>>26064495
Of course I am. How the fuck do you think I would have cast a portal to Equestria if I wasn't a wizard?

>>26064821
>if i disagree I'm from reddit
Children and their memes.

>>26064838
>IF i DISAGREE THEN THEY ARE CHILDREN AND MAYMAYS
Didn't you bite youre tongue?

>>26064833
HA! What a real knee slapper!

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>>26064534
30 year old virgin here, it's not worth it. No powers at all.

>>26064495
Like you're one to talk, Mr. "My crush loves every male in Ponyville but me".

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>>26064888
31 here. M-maybe we don't get powers until 32.

>>26064495
I want to lick Spike feets.

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>>26064889

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>>26064903
Anon I...

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>>26064495
Spike, inserting gems up your ass doesn't count as losing your virginity