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if i wanted humor i would as you my PR's :(
Steroids general. Old thread ded
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>>37054234
Manlet steroids
Lanklet faggots
>>37061177
does she have a feminine cock though?
>finally force myself to go to the gym despite extreme anxiety
>attractive female is at the front desk
>immediately walk back to my car, drive home, and watch anime while eating a tub of ice cream instead
Is there a way to lose weight without going to the gym?
How the fuck is going to the gym this hard for people? I never had these feels when the i went in for the first time
>>37066164
jesus h christ.
really?
get over yourself man.
Auschwitz
>be 18
>running out of money to pay for college
>relying on fafsa and possibly loans
>just finished semester
>life sucks, my friends moved away and living is generally boring and mundane
>finals are coming to a close and i'm ready to dedicate the summer solely to getting shredded
>marines recruiter from my high school messages me on fb
(convo sum up)
"Hey man how's it going?"
"Alright I guess"
"You don't sound too enthusiastic"
"Things have just been slow and paying for school is getting bleak"
>at this point he offers to call me and we talk for a bit
>he asks me qualifying questions
>i pass with flying colors since i have no life other than school and the gym
>he tells me i can do computer related work in the marine core and 100% of my tuition can be covered
>i think it's too good to be true
>he says since i already completed a year, in addition to the credits i'll already be getting from the military, it's realistic i can get a bachelor's rather than just an associates
>i can escape this shitty civilian existence and be something
He wants me to come to the recruiting office on Monday to just talk. Has anyone in the military found it to be beneficial to your career/schooling? Will I see military gains?
My family is Muslim and they're generally not comfortable with the military but I'm beginning to brush away from them since my father refused to pay for my schooling.
What would you do guys?
Avoid the marines if you're muslim. The Marines are practical a redneck frat version of the Army. You should join the Air Force if you're looking to coast through while they pay for college.
are you Arab Muslim?
>>37062389
Bengali Muslim
i don't see how it makes a difference. if im just doing a non combat tech job, then i'm not violating my religion in the slightest
>this is the face
>>37060685
>this is the body
of a faggot
>>37060690
>this is the height
>>37060694
Of someone who call pull more fanny than a bitch like you.
Like the title says, just post your height, weight, and caloric intake. Freedom Units only. Curious as to what people eat. You can include picture too if you want idgaf
>5'8" 158lbs 3000cal/day
currently bulking.
Some people say I need to eat way more, but I'd rather die than get fat
5'11
262 cutting from 315
1700
>>37042866
>6'0" 170 lbs 3500 kcal/day
Doing IIFYM and even though my diet's shit, still have an outline of a sixpack.
3000 calories per day will make you a whale anon
i miss you bro.
Fuckin zizz
Imagine how scared and full of regret he was the moment he knew he was dying. I bet he would have given anything in his whole world to just get to live a normal, longer life =]
>>37065714
chestbrah said he died while taking a nap so he probably wasn't thinking about shit
So anon, do you have any hobbies?
>>37065297
Whoa Kathy, that's a really big chin
I hope that bitch isn't about to eat that whole bagget.
>>37065297
No. I lift.
Now get the fuck out.
How much do you weight?
>60kg
>>37064944
72Kg 184cm
>>37064944
ITT: skeletons
72kg 180cm almost out of auschwitz mode
Is it a meme?
No, it's a bench variation
Barbell - yes, dumbells are glorious though
>>37062333
It works your upper chest bro
>walk into gym
>SOON I'LL BE 60 YEARS OLD
>walk into gym
>nothing on
>pull out my phone and blast my best patrician taste in an attempt to purify all these plebs
No one reacted. One guy asked for the band name.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOvy2ivZDOE
Post shit that helped you break PRs.
>walk into gym
>it aint me starts playing
>>37059658
> WE ALL NEED SOMEBODY TO LEAN ON
How many fort mac refugees currently browsing fit?
Took me 8 hours yesterday to get to Edmonton and now I'm just chillin while my apartment will most likely burn
I am at the gym, its probably gonna stand another 2 days before the fire devours it. Sleeping at a friends place. We are most likely gonna rob the local supplement stores tomorrow as most people are evacuated. Then we hit the gym and get the fuck out of here
Holy hell I heard like 85000 hectares are burned already? Why is it so difficult to contain?
>>37056275
Lol bullfuckinshit
Hello /fit/
I am not a skinny fag, but neither do i have a lot of mass. I am 19 and willing to look like pic related, can /fit/ tell me how to become like this the fastest way possible?
NO stroids
Lift for 2 years and cut
good luck.
learn photoshop
6'8" 2 years lifting as a fatty, dropped from 399 to 388 but stalling. Motivate me or give me cool tips so I can make it as a huge man.
>>37059814
SOLID
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Dude, seriously, just recomp and get into strongman
>>37059814
Been pretty disgusted with myself for a while, but I am too content with disgusting self-confident mediocrity to try very hard and Idk how to fix that. Maybe I need more sleep
>>37059814
Read the damn sticky my dude
>Step 1: Don't eat.
why is life so unfair?
>life is unfair
Found the pussy faggot
how to be an alpha male
>step 1: have alpha genetics
why is life so unfair?
>>37058547
Step 1 is be born a hot girl
