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if i wanted humor i would as you my PR's :(
If I wanted humor I'd ask you when was the last time you had a GF
>>36948294
anybody got the one where the guy goes to hospital bc he shot for 2pl8 the first time he ever squatted
>>36948416
I've always found that kind of bullshit. I mean 2 plate = a big guy. You don't snap your back essentially having a guy on your back unless you're a 4'10 girl.
>>36948416
I don't have it, sry breh
>>36948433
pretty sure the dude had never squatted in his life and was on the smaller side but i cant remember for sure. anyway with shit form and sandals i feel like it could happen.
One of the greatest
>>36948713
I didn't need to see that
>>36948566
I don't get it, that guy looks totally normal
>>36948382
I have the book right here and he expressly says do NOT do this.
>>36948895
Maybe that's the joke? I don't know, I don't get it either.
>>36948713
Ouch, it hurt
>>36948411
Funny.
But why is her answer "Whar"
is she stupid?
>>36949439
Finger too fat, "r" is nexto to "t". She ment to write "What" but got "Whar".
>>36949488
still not an appropriate answer.
she comes off as a mouthbreather
>>36948713
>swedish
>kek
>>36949718
swedistan, yes
>>36949845
why are there so many shitskins in europe
>>36950527
>why are there so many shitskins in shitskinistan
>>36951921
lmao
>>36948713
>swedish
Saving the twist till last, based plotting
>>36952657
>/pol/ interacting with the outside world
>>36952972
I lurk /fit/ once/3 months
And I managed to be in that thread, epic stuff
>>36949265
fuckin savage
>>36951957
>donates to feminist causes
lol
>>36953044
lurk moar fag
We need more awesome faggots like you
>>36952972
Is it possible though?
>>36953208
Every fucking time this one gets me. I imagery is to much
>>36948416
This plz
>>36948306
>no 3 scoops per scoop
cmon man
>>36951957
It took me until about 3/4 through till I realized that the cartoonist is being serious and not mocking
>>36953208
>>36953253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5UqgizM268
>>36953300
Thanks friend
>>36948318
>would as you my PR's
>>36952675
This was the first protein my dad bought me, it's 5000 calories (with loads of scoops and a gallon of milk)
>>36952625
fuckin kek
>>36949838
fuckkkkk lel
I still think about him /fit/, when does the pain end?
>>36953846
When you do cardio. So never.
>>36952576
sounds like my ex
>>36948474
I got a really weird feeling from this. Can't really describe it.
>>36949055
>he expressly says
>expressly
he specifically says? are you even trying?
>>36953208
>>36952675
>>36949265
fuckn died
Anyone got the guy that spells ZYZZ with his tongue during oral sex?
>>36949838
KEK
>>36948713
Please let this be bait
>>36957134
top snefs, le-terally the funniest thing i've ever read. 10/10 would read again, even if i like men, i never will do tren, my name is ken.
>>36952694
>like a fucking neanderthal
O I AM LAFFIN
>>36948363
I am actually crying
>3 shots of NyQuil tho
>>36948306
>has a gf
Check.
>lifts for girls
Check.
>listen to death metal while lifting
Check.
>Does only the compounds.Check.
This shit needs to be tidied up. I can't be in three different levels at the same time.
>>36948566
The guy's like a solid 4.5/10
>>36953300
This is the funniest thing I have ever read in a /fit/ humor thread
>>36958217
posting a classic
>>36948895
>>36949078
Looks like someone whose name is Buzz. People don't look like that in Europe, maybe the poster never saw it before?
>>36948713
>swedish
10/10
>>36949265
>going on 4chan and telling brehs about your ants
fuck
>>36958404
i would trade this life for my own in a heartbeat.At least his pervert was zany and he got to live a /fit/ life. Fuck you original OP
>>36958433
read the last fucking line
>>36951836
LOL is that a real excerpt from the book?
>>36952625
Kek
Pls someone post more functional strength memes
>>36948713
what is this autistic normie scum
>>36958443
Yeah hes dragonball z or whatever really fucking hilarious. My point still stands
>>36952694
Anyone that honestly thinks soccer is 'just short sprints' is a fucking retard. I played for 10 years and games between evenly matched teams are literally 2x45 minutes of constant running.
>>36958904
>i'm mad that a fictional character lived a better life than me
>>36958404
well played desu
>>36948713
>looks arab
>writes like a 12yo in 2007 when it's 2015
>is swedish
well, it all makes sense. fucking swedes I swear to god.
>>36957657
teehee what an interesting person you are haha :^)
>>36954877
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNd8iNx1gGk
>>36948713
>Swedish nationality
'Nej'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Is56mgcZ1g
>>36948382
he looks just like my bread dough from today
>>36952657
>tfw born with blue eyes and blonde hair
>eyes became brown within months of my birth
>hair became brown when I was 12
>>36951957
Is that the guy from freakazoid
>>36958217
Screencaps like this are funnier than ones that include every second post
>>36948713
swedish? looks like mexican to me
needless to say it was cringy as fuck, it would've been cringy 8 years ago as well
>>36951957
is this satire?
>>36958404
damn wp
>>36953846
fuck outta here
>>36957884
>tfw your only two boards are /fit/ and /k/
>>36956328
i want to see this one pl0x
>>36953300
At least he shocked the muscle for maximum gains.
>>36957657
>Is a faggot who wants to show off that he has a fat ugly gf
Check
>>36948566
h8rs gonna h8
golden oldie here
https://youtu.be/nk2wViKSh_M
>>36952604
One of the best!
>functional strength intensifies
>>36962237
what the fuck is this shit
>>36962294
crossfit
>>36951938
yes, why?
>>36948411
audibly kek'd
>>36958433
>Fuck you original OP
>original OP
>original original poster
cmon buddy
>>36949838
>kek
>implying you wouldn't run away as well
>>36962237
What the actual fuck.
>>36961391
feels goodman
Anyone have the comic story about the guy that crawled up another gym dudes asshole and lived inside of him until he eventually broke free.
>>36948566
Just a bad troll
Anyone have the Harry Potter one?
>>36958404
This is only funny until you realize how inaccurate it is.
>>36948474
>intensity of a million draculas
kekked hard enough to wake my puppers
>>36951957
This isn't a cringe thread
>>36963377
I agree, apart from krillin being short everything else there was kind of iffy. Goku didn't even get training from his grandpa.
>>36961391
its not bad really
>>36959837
I know exactly what you mean and it fascinates me.
>>36958175
I remember a thread of girls talking about squatting on their period and then showing pictures of their disgusting black, tar encrusted panties from the increased blood flow.
women not even once
>>36948319
fucking holy keks, i've never seen this mashup before
>>36948319
what is this originally from? I see it everywhere
>>36948411
W H A R
H
A
R
>>36963825
>Goku didn't even get training from his grandpa
Then how the fuck did he know martial arts? Dumbass.
>>36966105
Thank God I pyramid deadlifts.
>>36963825
yes he did you fucking stupid cunt.
most inaccurate part is somehow moving in with Roshi before meeting Bulma, which is just fucking wrong
>>36954877
>>36959540
Top kek
Some OC I made a few weeks ago. Enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Yhyp-_hX2s
>look
>if you had
>one shot
>or one opportunity
>to deadlift all the weight you wanted
>in one moment
>would you chalk your hands?
>or just let it slip
yo
>His palms are sweaty
>calves thick
>lats are natty
>the lunk alarm's going off already
>bar is steady
>hes nervous
>gymtimidating he looks thick and heavy
>doing banned lifts
>good form hes not forgetting
>fatties look now
>judgement free ass pained so loud
>he lifts up the bar
>the manlets are crying now
>"he's repping, HOW!?"
>everybody's mirin' now
>his set's run out
>bar slams
>PR
>BLAO!
>Yelled at by an employee
>Oh, pizza monday's free
>Oh, some more calories, cuck.
>he's so swole but he wont
>GOMAD that easy
>no more SS for me
>no straps to go easymode
>he's all callused
>"he dopes"
>say the fats, but he's yoked
>takes his stacks that he knows
>when he goes back to his mobile home
>that's when it's
>back to the lab again yo
>bein big aint easy
>better go ham on this chicken, brown rice and his broccoli
>YOU BETTER DRINK YOUR SHAKE
>anabolic
>you want it
>you down it
>you'd better not-miss-the-window
>you only get one shot
>do not miss your chance to grow
>this opportunity comes
>after you work out, yo
>YOU BETTER DRINK YOUR SHAKE
>anabolic
>you want it
>you down it
>you'd better not-miss-the-window
>you only get one shot
>do not miss your chance to grow
>this opportunity comes
>after you work out, yo
>>36958392
>whoa nelly
>>36959116
That's the only part of the story you found unbelievable.
Pic related MFW reading your comment
>>36962237
>2012 + 4
>not doing business pregnant christmas pullups
>>36966328
Pretty good m8
>>36959869
I let out a girly crackle at
"screamed the boy"
>>36948566
penn state pls go
>>36960009
>tfw born with both
>tfw still have both
Get complimented on my eyes all the time. Feels good m8
>>36966328
cringed so hard :( I actually feel bad for you
>>36966825
I wouldn't sweat it.
Only people with autism don't really understand humor.
perhaps you were looking for >>>/r9k/
>>36966328
Perhaps copypasta is more of your style, assuming this is actually OC. I didnt realize OC meant obese shit or something now...
>>36966793
My eyes are blue but they're really dark so nobody can tell
>>36949265
Top banter, lost my shit
Does anybody have that "Pretty Boy" comic where the old guy goes "No homo, though" at the end?
>>36961391
/fit/ and /v/, here.
So, pretty much /fit/ and /pol/.
>>36952919
bullshit, /pol/ wouldn't suck at history enough to think that Hitler actually wanted to exterminate non-blue eyed babies, that's normiethink
>>36962237
I saw this posted with yakety sax playing over it on /wsg/ and didn't save it like a retard. I'm still waiting for the day that I come across it again.
>>36951957
I mean, the comic is kinda right. Our fat brothers shouldn't be treated like shit by women just for being fat
>>36968478
All shapes should gave to do mandatory sumo service if they want to stay fat
Does anyone have the before and after fit comic? The one with the guy standing in front of his fridge in the kitchen, I can't find it anywhere.
>>36948306
well if using your waifu as intensive on the last rep counts, I'm fucking Z̪A̛̟ḺG̡̣̗O̝̯̗ tier
>>36957657
>im level 2, 3 and ascended
nah, its fine
>>36952675
anyone got the guy asking whether he's meant to want to be the psycho meth clown while eating it
>>36966793
>blue, heterochroma gold rings
mmmmmmmmmmm
>>36968551
Thank you.
>>36958260
I forgot about this one, man I havent laughed this hard in a while, thanks anon.
testing
>>36948294
>YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY BATHING ROACH FANTANO THE INTERNETS BUSIEST LEAVING HUMANITY BEHIND
>>36969719
Soggy expensive piano?
>>3696974
Poor xylophone otherwise known as burgiouse keyboard
>>36948294
>8 year arms war
There is something really satisfying about this wordplay
>>36948382
His "after picture" looks like Costanza in the thumbnail
>>36948713
>Swedish
Reading that whole thing paid off. Perfect pacing, perfect twist.
>>36966136
Well even after he moved in with Roshi, he still couldn't distinguish between boys and girls tbqh
>>36958260
>I have no brother
Perfect delivery
>>36962237
>that girl running on the leash
>leash gets wound around the car axle
Just snap my back up in 6 places familia
>>36953300
Greatest /fit/ post ever.
>>36971070
these tris are fucking ridiculous
>>36971542
they're fake dude. not actual muscle
>>36954877
Im not getting this, why is pick that up so fun?
>>36971662
And that's precisely why they're ridiculous
>>36971814
Its just a very arrogant thing to say to an innocent old lady
/r/ing that pic on the progression of a fitizen, from "not gay" to "tfw you'll never be the little girl"
>go to gym
>some-one put a new playlist on
>30secondtoMars - The Kill is playing
>surprisingly good lifting song
>finish my first sets and go on to squats
>5x5 front, 5x5 back
>2nd set of Front a guy comes in and stands next to the power cage
>just stands there
>glasses, ponytail, beard, green hoodie, skinny looking
>just keeps standing awkwardly, looking around, obviously waiting for the cage
>nahm8.jpg
>he waits for at least 20 minutes before asking how many sets ive got left
>all this time, he is leaning on the free decline leg press, and the horizontal leg press was open
>eventually I let him use it, as I need the front for OHP
>he asks if I'm "doing 5x5 or Starting Strength"
>i say no
>I ask if he's on GOMAD
>he says no
>/fit/ confirmed
>he squats and I OHP
>he doe 2 sets and goes over to DL
>he does Romanian DL with 1.25pl8
>Animal I Have Become comes on, also a good lifting song
>while he rests he sits on the floor cross legged
>he does 2 sets of RDL with only 1pl8
>he takes another barbell, using two in the DL station, and does side lunges
>Nickelback - Photograph comes on
>not a great lifting song
>he keeps sitting corss legged and, pressumably, shit posts while resting
>I leave
>30secondtoMars - The Kill comes back on
I know he's here right now
>>36972885
lol I know you were a fitizen bro
>>36972885
cool story lol i thought you were a fitizen too amirite m8
>>36968551
Read that once, while on a bad LSD Trip. Totally turned the trip around.
>>36972885
This is one of the dumbest posts I've read on /fit/
I got even madder after reading it a second time
Congratulations anon, you're an idiot
>>36965400
kek
>>36973231
>>36973484
LEAVE ME ALONE GREEN HOODIE
>>36968551
I didn't get the last part.
>>36972571
also /r/ing this
>tfw cutting
>have to choose delicious unhealthy foods for captcha
feels real fuckin hungry mang
>>36973632
He died after living a long happy life together
>>36973777
Yeah but who is he holding and who was the grave?
>>36973775
Fuck you man
>>36958175
>>36964483
holy fucking shit m8 I almost spit my guts laughing
>>36973808
What ? The old bald dude is the blond guy of the begining ,next to him is their son they adopted
>>36973876
Thanks for clearing that up to me brah.
>>36973878
HOLY FUCKING SHIT M8 I SHOULDNT SAID ANYTHING FUCK THIS WAS TOO MUCH
>>36973775
Underage b&
>>36969161
How is this humor?
>>36974040
i was in that thread, it was glorious. that cap isn't even the post. the whole thing was dudes freaking the fuck out and various femanons popping in eating Reese's like there was no tomorrow.
Pretty sure that more than one /fit/fag decided to actively become gay because of it.
>>36974651
>suggests the ban of someone under 18
>on an SFW board
>>36951957
>where is the punchline
Oh there is none...
holy shit
>>36948713
... this is going to /pol/
>>36974801
4chan as a whole is 18+ website.
But I fail to see why it's underage b&
>>36974801
4chan is 18+.
>>36948713
>s w e d i s h
>>36977252
>Arnold's package in them shorts
>>36957884
>tfw when you lurk all 3 boards
>>36968551
the perks of being a wallflower
>>36968551
beautiful
>>36949526
Because she is.
>>36973878
Any women on here? I gotta ask, is that shit on the pad? Do chicks poop on their pads? I see blood but the other stuff looks like poop. Is it poop or just older blood?
>>36974801
Underage b&
>>36968551
When /fit/ met /fa/
>>36979965
women cant pee without pooping a bit and the reverse is also true, they have a harder time than we do so it is poop
>>36969719
>ROACH FANTANO
>>36957134
>yell "I know"
that lying ass faggot. made me lose my sides
>story ends with sadness innawoods
ftge, i didn't ask for these feels
>>36977273
His nudes have been postedhere before m8
>>36966877
Nah he was right, that was fucking terrible.
Fresh off the kekpresses lads.
>>36979965
pretty sure it's just blood that's dried a bit. it can either look black or brown when it starts to dry.
source:
I'm a girl
>>36948566
Dude has the same face as the fat guy from super troopers and beer pong
Good night /fit/. I hope you all sleep well.
>>36981427
Gifs are lossless, and display colors better.
>>36981474
>and display colors better.
literally no. you're limited to 256
I don't get autistic about .gifs like that guy, but its only current benefit over png is animation compatibility
>>36954877
topkek
postin autism
pls post more if you have them
>>36981725
>>36981729
>>36981733
>>36981742
These ones are shit. Delete them
>>36962237
Lines up perfectly with the Benny Hill theme.
>>36973878
Is it wrong that that shit gave me a semi?
>>36949341
shiiiit I know that feel tho
>>36980517
Pretty sure thats /v/ meetup
>>36948294
Posting an old school /fit/ classic
>>36973878
Question to girl on this shit.
How much is that girl flowing in the pic?
I mean is that like a shit and it comes out fairly solid or is it more like maple syrup and she timed the pic well?
>>36984060
Its blood you faggot. It starts to coagulate and becomes thick. You know, like when you cut yourself blood comes out and flows easily then it coagulates until it becomes dry and is a solid thing called a scab. There is a point where it looks like the pic. Almost like a really soft warm piece of bubble gum that can be stretched. Thats what you are seeing.
source - not a girl, but had a ton of nose bleeds when I was young and that shit looked exactly the same if you took the Kleenex off of your nose at just the right time.
>>36952675
>>36968551
http://imgur.com/a/wu3H5/
>>36985178
It's actually not only blood, there's bits of tissue in there
It shows that you are not a girl
t.guy that failed med school
>>36980517
>it was a great time
top kek
>>36948713
Anyone else gonna subscribe to that youtube channel?
>>36971194
why is this picture so frightening? Like if i tuned around and saw this looking at me, I would probably shit my pants.
Tfw too scared to turn around right now.
>>36954829
You know, when you try to look smart, you should actually know what you're talking about.
>>36981462
>agayun
>are you an archeologist
actually laughed
>>36987961
This is the faggiest shit I read in the last few days. Must admit, still got the boner, though.
>>36972885
kill yourself
>>36950527
>murricans talking shit about europes shitskins
Funny every time
>>36958260
the b original one was funnier
/r/inging it
>>36948382
>Gonna start cutting in may
>It's November
RIP.
>>36948713
This is pure hell.
>>36987363
lol i was in that thread yesterday
>>36989397
lol man epic. im jelos
>>36973775
>here's a person
>relate to them
>died
10/10 true literature right here
>>36981708
>fuk of
Still gets me
>>36962237
Are those overhand presses an actual form of them? Is that what push press is because it seems like a huge cheat
>>36981983
Everytime I see this I wonder if he's still in town.
>>36953846
it never does, but you can spare it a little
all you gonna need is:
a flask filled with clen
500mg of dnp
a 2eros beach shorts
cocaine
an ouija board
steps:
>collect the previous
>go to a sauna
>place the objects along the ouija board
>call the god of aesthetics
>"oh god of aesthetics, show me the path to perfection, enligthen me with your presence"
talk to the god
>>36990062
this is not even printed kek
>>36979965
that's just clotted blood and flesh you virgin
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