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Okay guys, explain this one to me.
Today was leg day. A really good leg day. Hit all my numbers, full ROM every rep, really pushed hard on this one. About halfway through the workout, I found myself looking at literally every girl's ass, chest, legs, fucking everything. Curvy girls, ripped girls, flat chested girls...I had no problem thinking about how I wanted to cum all over her brestbone. I got so fucking horny. Even on the way home, this girl was walking her dog, she had a cute face, but was a bigger girl. Didn't matter. Those tits were massive.
I...
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>>37373993
holy shit, when did i make this post? OP are you me?
Well you would be me if you were like that but were insanely horny before and even more so after workouts like I am. Have to fap nearly 5 times/day, being a fatty that can't get laid doesn't really help either. Oh well, enjoy the High test bro
>>37373993
Senpai. Senpai. This is a blue board. Just. What are you doing?
Not only was your entire story arousing and lewd, your picture isn't even homo, no homo.
>>37373993
who this yummy mummy
-FACE-
This hideous mother fucker turned himself into a sex god that women all over the world threw themselves at. He did this despite looking like some disgusting melvin
-HEIGHT-
He wasn't blessed with height
-FRAME-
He had a pathetic, weak frame
The cure ? He learned how to play an instrument and make music. It doesn't matter how bad you rank in these meme requirements. This is the cure
Why don't you unfortunate ones go this route. And of course make money along the way (with a real job because the chances of doing it through music are very slim)
Seriously how do you stay on a diet? Im always getting invited out, parents always bringing leftovers home or ordering take out etc...
So when all those things happen here what you do.
You don't eat it you fucking fat piece of shit.
>>37373805
>letting food go to waste
>>37373795
>go out with friends and eat something not super fattening (fucking everywhere has some form of chicken or a salad or some shit).
>Let parents eat their leftovers
>don't order with them
Seriously how hard is it to tell your parents "Oh I was already planning on cooking something" like what you think they're gonna get fucking offended or some shit because you're costing them less money? You...
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How to get rid of them?
Yes I did google it but I want to know if any fitizen had this problem and how they actually solved it.
Pic related its me
>>37373757
Bump. I have them too.
>>37373757
Put a light bulb in your mouth. If you conduct electricity, you're fucked and you'll never get rid of them.
>>37373757
>>37373942
Fellow sith-eyes here. Apparently, that shit's from genetics, and it's there to stay.
What os the best way to lose body fat?
Pic related is me I weigh 170 pounds and I need to change
Reading the sticky 1x1
>>37373741
when is it due?
>>37373759
OP here that was a good one lmao
THIS IS A SERIOUS QUESTION
I love to finger my girlfriend and then lick her juices off my finger. Would this effect me negative in anyway? Would her vaginal fluids contain estrogen or anything else?
Again, this is a serious question, I'm not shitposting
Everything is good in moderation
You're going to lose your gains for always and eternity.
>>37373740
It's mucus. You're eating mucus. Pussy mucus. Anyways it contains carbs, amino acids and proteins.
>tfw 30 & still lift, still play vidya, still call girls I like crushes, still can't grow a beard
>>37373441
Are you a big guy?
>>37373535
F-for you.
>>37373441
Some of your peers are addicted to alcohol. Others are schizophrenic. Some of them already committed suicide. Others still are awfully old for having down syndrome. A handful are still virgins. You should go at your own pace.
How do I convince my girlfriend that Herbalife is a pyramid scheme and to get her to stop using the products? Her family has bought into it and is using it as their primary source of income. At this point I'm also considering just breaking up with her.
>>37373414
Explain to her that it's the jews trying to take her money for garbage
>>37373524
She seems fine with this and even brags about it as if one day her family will be in a similar position, well except for she doesn't think it's garbage.
Are they struggling financially?
bieber FUCKS more girls than you can DREAM of and doesn't even LIFT while you stuff your face with protein powder and tasteless food bieber eats PIZZA while your ONEITIS licks his TAINT
>>37373368
That's like saying that because some people are happy I might as well not try to be.
>>37373368
You must be really insecure
>>37373368
Delët this
Is it possible to get an ass this firm with normal training, or is it "videogame only"?
>>37373298
Post ass
>>37373302
This. Need an assesment of your current situation
>>37373298
Yes it's possible.
Post ass anyways for us to see the situation we're talking about.
Can you buy alpha?
>>37373214
no
but you can buy low tier instagram prostitutes
>>37373214
if that sad excuse of a human is any example, no you can not.
>inb4 people jump up my ass because he probably gets laid more than me and bought his way into like 10 minutes of screentime in some movie about navy SEALS
Paying for hookers, no matter how high dollar they are, is still paying for a hooker. I doubt this man has had a single meaningful relationship with a female (or anyone for that matter) in his entire adult life. It's saddening. Daddy's money does...
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>>37373230
/thread
Is she Natty?
anyone who looks better than you isn't natty
>>37372540
Makes sense. Thank you.
>>37372524
looks great.
this is definitely achievable natty for men, not sure if also for wymen
>when you lift so hard that your whole body starts to shake
A-am I dying /fit/?
>>37372496
yeah. my hands shake a bit after lifting. it's fine
Sometimes my ears ring after power shrugs
>>37372526
>tfw tinnitus
>tfw the ringing is fucking blaring after doing heavy rows
How do i get a skinny face without operations?
Stop shoveling food into your face like you are about to go into hibernation for the next six months.
Exercise.
>>37372610
Start cutting u fat bastard
Is there any way to tell what I would look like if I lost 30 to 40 pounds? I'm currently 190 pounds and I think it would be be easier to diet if I knew what I would look like, pic attached is me
slimmer cheeks and hopefully a haircut
Why don't you just do it and find out?
>>37372399
u look cute
no homo
