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Last one reached the limit. Here's one from my gainsless skelly days.
>be me, 16y/o KV
>friend brings these 2 hot sluts to his house after we were having a few drinks at like 3AM
>they have a few drinks with him and I
>friend tells me they want to make out with me
>I don't chicken out
>have 3 way kiss with these 2 sloots
>I'm overjoyed
>go inside with them
>"have fun anon" my mate says
>they continue to make out with me on a couch
>"anon do you have any stds?"
>"Ummm no I've never been with a girl"
>"Woah so you've never even had a hand job or blowjob?"
>"take off your shirt anon" as they put their hands down my pants
>as I'm about to take it off I remember my chest and back acne
>"uh-uhmm maybe another time, I barely know you girls"
>Friend ends up fucking both of them while I sit outside on my own
>never see either of them again
Pic related. The one on the left (our left), the other one I couldn't find on fb
No offense intended but holy shit you people are legitimately autistic. and i say this as a kisslesss virgin myself
I never had a chance cause of friends doing more sausage fests than parties not to say girls in my former major were uggo as fuck add that to being a total shrek in high school. Whenever i get mired nowadays, i eyefuck girls and milfs sometimes until they feel uncomfortable.
>>37380780
holy shit breh you fucked up. the left girl is a real cutie
>Be me, kissless, handholdless 17 year old virgin high school senior
>6'3, 210 lb. Maybe 12% body fat. Face is spitting image of young Matt LeBlanc, or so I'm told.
>Great genetics--older brother is former state wrestling champion but I'm just an autistic nerd.
>Obsessed with working out and playing video games because it's easier than interacting with people in real life.
>Going to mall one Saturday to buy clothes.
>Walking up to the entrance I notice a circle of teenage girls my age huddled outside the double doors. Most are pretty cute, 7/10 on average.
>They see me approaching. Actually, I'm just trying to walk past them without making eye contact.
>As I walk closer, they start to whisper to each other.
>I get to the entrance. They're standing maybe 10 feet away.
>"Nice!" one of them blurts out boldly in my direction, giggling and blushing.
>The others all look at her and giggle.
>I make eye contact with her. She looks back at me.
>Time slows to a halt.
>I look at each of them and then they look at each other. None of them say a word. Several of them start to hold their breath, still giggling.
>"Is she fucking making fun of me?" I wonder to myself. "Who the fuck is this fucking cunt? Who the fuck stands around outside a mall talking shit to random strangers with her cunty little friends? What the fucking fuck?"
>Sudden rage consumes my soul, mixing with social anxiety.
>I need to put this fucking bitch in her place! Punch her in that snide face of hers. Scream at her to go fuck herself at the very least.
>Too scared/socially anxious to say anything back to her.
>Break eye contact. Open door to mall. Awkwardly step inside and walk quickly away.
>I hear them burst out laughing as I'm walking away.
5 years later I told my first real girlfriend about how girls used to pick on me all the time and she said "They were trying to flirt with you, you idiot."
Another 5 years passed before I started kinda believing her.
What does /fit/ think of Psychedelics and fitness? Particularly LSD? Been experimenting for about a month now. This shit is insane. Working out on it feels really fucking good and I feel the need to push my self more in everyday life. Does anyone else have the similar experience or advise against it? I don't know if maybe this is just pseudo science bullshit and I'm probably just putting my self in a worse place.
I've done shrooms 4 times and I can't really use my muscles so lifting is off the table. However I do recommend chilling out with some nature documentaries, best shit you'll ever watch.
Dude I took LSD and now I'm fucking enlightened. Seriously ever since taking it I've pretty much became a Buddha.
Fuck going to school, take some fucking LSD and let nature be your educator.
>>37397534
DUDE DRUGS LMAO
>le vegans are weak and malnourished meme XD
Stop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiw26lKUUc0
>>37396929
good for her but she looks like a 50 year old
>>37396929
Yeah now guess how old she is
>>37396929
Why did you post this old lady
>Be dyel geek in high school
>Girls laughed at me and rejected me
>Years later get /fit
>Am now seen as a good catch and girls go out of their way for my attention
>Mfw I'm still angry
>Mfw I know the only reason they like me is because I have gains now
>Mfw women have been permanently ruined for me and I'm gonna die a virgin now
Thats cool and all but did you check these dubs?
Alright
>>37389153
just go homo
(besides deadlift)
>weighted chinups
>>37385581
ohp
weighted dips
>>37385581
Muscle ups
OHC
Overhead curls
Why do the fittest girls have the worst faces?
Testosterone
Girls were meant to have some fat anon. No fat on a girl gives her a weird face.
>>37376161
they started getting /fit/ to compensate for their ugly faces
>be me
>be at a party
>walk into the room and it's filled with women
>3 guys in the corner talking about cars
>"heh... what a bunch of pussies"
>easly the most alpha guy in the room
>proceed to walk into the kitchen and do sugar free jelly shots with my girlfriends (I'm cutting weight)
>start to get a buzz
>walk over to the guys talking in the corner *lats flexed*
>bring up the topic of guns
>heh... these guys shoot 9mm. Betas.
>show them my desert eagle
>"whoa dude you brought a gun to the party!?"
>I whisper "I'm always prepared" under my breath
>a black guy shows up the party
>posture next to the jello shots to assert that I'm aware of his presence
>place my back strategically in front of a wall (never put your back to a door or an opening, might get attacked that way)
>hear a commotion out in the garage
>since I ALWAYS protect my perimeter, walk into the garage and see the commotion
>notice my friends motorcycle has fallen over
>they proceed to grab tools to move it
>"stand aside... I got this"
>"but anon... that must weight 600 pounds"
>deadlift the motorcycle and place it back into position
>"wow! I've never seen a man that strong" says a girl watching us
>"just doing my job, ma'm"
>proceed to walk into the kitchen and down 3 more sugar free jello shots
>have sex with my accomplished researcher wife in the car ride home
>>37397501
What kind of autistic b8 is this?
>>37397501
Gun safety is not a joke son.
>>37397501
what an absolute autist
Why do betas hate muscular physiques?
It can't be "because they can't get them," anybody could if they worked hard.
because
>you need to work hard
>you need to work hard the right way
betas need shortcuts and handouts
MAGA
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>>37383486
Women logic, its easier to lowe the bar if you cant clear it rather than improving yourself
Powerlifting general
>>37394752
Autism
>>37394752
I want to run sheiko. I really do but I'm so used to 5-6 days a week. 3 days just isn't enough, even with the '4th deadlift day'. Anyway to extend it out to at least 5 days a week?
Rate my program:
>A
Squat
Bench
Weighted Chin-Ups (Accessory)
>B
Deadlift
OHP
Pull-Ups (Accessory)
>C
Front Squat
Close-Grip Bench
Barbell Row (Accessory)
All non-accessory works follows the same protocol:
>Wk 1
4x6@71%
>Wk 2
5x4@77%
>Wk 3
6x2@85% w/ AMRAP last set
Adjust maxes +5-10 lbs every 4th week.
Days in-between are paused singles at 70% for technique, light abs/bodybuilding and 2-5 miles of walking.
Does /fit/ own any pets? Here's my dogbro.
>>37393932
nice. here is my dogbro, she is aesthetic as fuck
>>37393982
>dogbro
>she
>american education
>>37394008
>english cocker spaniel
>american
a dogbro is a dogbro, regardless of gender
>tfw you have Ryan Gosling's hip genetics
god fuck me, i thought i was the only one
>>37393578
is this achievable natty???
>>37395029
Yes, he probably didn't do it natty but it is certainly within the natty limit
Let's have one of these threads.
Post pick and tell what kind of program you are doing atm.
Oly masterrace here
http://symmetricstrength.com/
tfw advanced row is only good lift
>>37391098
tfw only advanced lift is my pull up
lifting for 4 months, feeling like a failure
Should roided up actors be banned from working in media?
It gives people unrealistic expectations both of themselves and others, It encourages and normalizes the unhealthy practice of roiding.
>>37389362
Action hero of the past
>>37389370
another action star of the past
>>37389378
>>37389370
Comedy actor's transformation in 2016
I'll start
>>37387796
Can you get aesthetic GSWs natty?
>>37387826
>leaving out the big balls
like a christmas tree without the star on top, might as well not post at that point
>wahhh I have to eat 3000 calories a day how ever could I manage *bones rattle*
>it's not like eating this much boosts my performance in the gym and builds muscle *more rattling bones sfx"
FUCK YOU SKELETORS I HAVE TO FUCKING EAT A STUPID 1700 CALORIES EVERY FUCKING DAY, DEALING WITH HORRIBLE GYM PERFORMANCE AND 0 GAINS JUST TO GET TO SKINNY FAT MODE
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR BROS
ALL THEY HAVE TO DO IS FUCKING BULK AND THEN CUT TO GET TO OTTER MODE WHILE WE HAVE TO:
>CUT FOR 100 LBS
>DEAL WITH LOOSE SKIN AND GYNO AT SKINNY FAT MODE
>BULK WHILE DEALING WITH CRIPPLING BODY DYSMORPHIA
>THEN FINALLY CUT TO LOOK HALF-DECENT
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
FUCK YOU SKELETORS
>>37386148
Maybe you shouldn't have gotten fat in the first place, fucking degenerate.
it's easier to not do something, than to do something. just stop cramming food in your mouth. this post sounds like it was made by a woman, cry more.
>>37386166
this
