Last one reached the limit. Here's one from my gainsless skelly days.
>be me, 16y/o KV >friend brings these 2 hot sluts to his house after we were having a few drinks at like 3AM >they have a few drinks with him and I >friend tells me they want to make out with me >I don't chicken out >have 3 way kiss with these 2 sloots >I'm overjoyed Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
No offense intended but holy shit you people are legitimately autistic. and i say this as a kisslesss virgin myself
I never had a chance cause of friends doing more sausage fests than parties not to say girls in my former major were uggo as fuck add that to being a total shrek in high school. Whenever i get mired nowadays, i eyefuck girls and milfs sometimes until they feel uncomfortable.
>Be me, kissless, handholdless 17 year old virgin high school senior >6'3, 210 lb. Maybe 12% body fat. Face is spitting image of young Matt LeBlanc, or so I'm told. >Great genetics--older brother is former state wrestling champion but I'm just an autistic nerd. >Obsessed with working out and playing video games because it's easier than interacting with people in real life. >Going to mall one Saturday to... Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
What does /fit/ think of Psychedelics and fitness? Particularly LSD? Been experimenting for about a month now. This shit is insane. Working out on it feels really fucking good and I feel the need to push my self more in everyday life. Does anyone else have the similar experience or advise against it? I don't know if maybe this is just pseudo science bullshit and I'm probably just putting my self in a worse place.
I've done shrooms 4 times and I can't really use my muscles so lifting is off the table. However I do recommend chilling out with some nature documentaries, best shit you'll ever watch.
>Be dyel geek in high school >Girls laughed at me and rejected me >Years later get /fit >Am now seen as a good catch and girls go out of their way for my attention >Mfw I'm still angry >Mfw I know the only reason they like me is because I have gains now >Mfw women have been permanently ruined for me and I'm gonna die a virgin now
>be me >be at a party >walk into the room and it's filled with women >3 guys in the corner talking about cars >"heh... what a bunch of pussies" >easly the most alpha guy in the room >proceed to walk into the kitchen and do sugar free jelly shots with my girlfriends (I'm cutting weight) >start to get a buzz Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>37394752 I want to run sheiko. I really do but I'm so used to 5-6 days a week. 3 days just isn't enough, even with the '4th deadlift day'. Anyway to extend it out to at least 5 days a week?
>wahhh I have to eat 3000 calories a day how ever could I manage *bones rattle* >it's not like eating this much boosts my performance in the gym and builds muscle *more rattling bones sfx"
FUCK YOU SKELETORS I HAVE TO FUCKING EAT A STUPID 1700 CALORIES EVERY FUCKING DAY, DEALING WITH HORRIBLE GYM PERFORMANCE AND 0 GAINS JUST TO GET TO SKINNY FAT MODE
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR BROS
ALL THEY HAVE TO DO IS FUCKING BULK AND THEN CUT TO GET TO OTTER MODE WHILE WE HAVE TO:
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