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Sup /fit/, Basically im a 6' 1" 60kg (130lb for you amerifags) skinny white dude who can eat a proper diet of generally high protein/carbs for a solid month and not gain any weight. For the last month iv been doing weighted pushups and standard pullups as i cbf getting gym membership. Any tips for bulking ? or just a general bulking thread?
Eat more
>count calories
>eat more
How the fuck are you guys capable of eating all day? If im maxing out my appetite at breakfast, lunch and dinner when the fuck am i capable of eating more. Not trying to be a cunt legit just have no clue how your all capable of eating all day when at school/work ect.
Anon,
since I started working out like 10 month ago I just get hate for it. I'm going 3-4 times a week and its real fun and getinn' part of my life pretty fast.
But everyone around just seems to be interested in saying how DYEL I look. I know that I can't rock mutant-mode in 10 month so I'm happy with the gains I made. But everyone else just seems interested in dragging me down.
Did this ever happen to you anon. When will I be finally muscular enough to intimidate all the haters?
People will always be jealous and insecure.
You are bettering yourself without hurting anyone else, never let someone make you feel bad about that.
>>37623888
>you can't buy it
tell that to /fraud/
The only hate I ever get is over the changes in my diet, and all that is from fat friends who want to keep me just as miserable as they are. Oddly enough, they never bitch about me going to the gym or running, or insisting we walk places instead of driving.
Don't let people drag you down because you're doing something that's good for you. You don't need an intimidating look, you need to be able to take care of and defend yourself.
Today I was eating my pre-workout banana and I sucked it like it was a dick (for a joke). But I ended up getting an erection. What the fuck?
>>37623803
So you wanna suck a dick. Big deal breh.
>>37623803
I love sucking dick. Something about having a man guide your head down to his cock, having him slide down your throat, listening to his grunts as hes in pure pleasure, his hot cum filling your mouth as he groans and whispers
>fuck
Jesus now I wanna suck cock, you see what you did? Fuck.
>>37623803
thats what you get when you forget to say nohomo
>Want to try low doses of SARMs
>Don't want the baldness, acne, shrinking balls, and gyno
>Wanna do a recomp like pic related
Anybody have any success on running SARMs safely?
I'll be following Lyle McDonald's UD 2.0 workout and diet, btw or is that unnecessary?
>>37623760
>low doses of SARMS
It wont do shit for you at that point.
>I use MK677, LGD, SR9009, Ostarine, GW, YK.
>>37623760
how long did that recomp take?
Who candida here?
>>37623575
You mean who doesnt clean their tongue? Them cum swallows are showing OP.
>>37623586
>huehuehue
>>37623575
That is not candida
How does this make u feel /fit/
>>37623364
i love how Macedonia just stands there ashamed with his arms on the side like ayy son i did some wrong imma accept my destiny
>>37623364
It makes me confused as to why you would assume I care about this false perception of the pefect male body created by most likely bias fatties projecting their insecurities.
What the fuck is this?
*yaaaaaawn* oh hello there fitcuck.
Must be sad knowing this morning you have to run around town to get that energy for your Wagecuck work. You see.
I, a Free man can sleep in the morning all comfy and snuggly to prepare to my decadent feasts of delicious foods and drinks.
What did you eat today cuckie?
An organic lettuce leaf and a sao biscuit cost about 17 dollars for it all? Well I had a classic triple bacon cheeseburger with chili fries and large chocolate triple thickshake. Resting in my belly. Making me feel full. Satisfied and happy.
Oh well better get...
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>>37623153
i used to be 400+ lbs and unemployed
it's definitely a better feeling to be semi fit and able to afford things
different strokes, i guess
>>37623153
/r9k/ is still haunting me to this day
You definitely have'nt lurked /fit/ long enough to know how to bait us properly.
The stuff you make fun of us for doing is stuff that we like.
The stuff you bragged about doing makes me want to vomit.
It's like a homeless man making fun of the nice suit a rich man is wearing.
This trolling attempt was so bad it honestly made me cringe.
>went to boys house
>he didn't have silk bed sheets
whyyyyyyyyy
isn't silk a weird texture to sleep in?
Too slippery
>>37623133
it's great for your skin and hair
i still sleep on the same mattress as i did when i was like 10
possibly even younger, no idea. but i've had this thing for as long as i can remember.
Is nofap/noporn a meme or does is it valid a self-improvement method?
its a self-improvement method, if you intetionally give up fapping you'll start picking up other good things intentionally
It's legit. I'm 18/M and currently 90 days in. You should try it, the first week is adapting, after that you're just grossed out and never want to do it again.
If it does work as a self improvement method, I don't think it has to do with test
I'm guessing that not fapping would change your biochemistry and promote behaviors that lead to a productive lifestyle which is normally required in order for you to reproduce and successfully raise kids. If you fap all of the time, I think it would dissolve this natural drive.
Charlie Z comes up to you at the Gym and challenges you to a Boxing fight. Do you accept? Do you think you can beat the 147-0 p4p GOAT?
https://youtu.be/0OCqVIHvBhY
>challenges you to a Boxing fight
That's not what happend.
He asks people to do some sparring and then starts ging all out. Or even sucker punxhing them.
When they say ''whoa, stop it'' he counts that as them giving up and him winning the 'fight'
Probably fight him. The reason he gets people over is he catches them off gaurd.
I'm no champ boxer but I do train and I have greater reach and weight on him. Would just go in on the attack like he does.
>>37623046
Say he asks you to spar and then starts unloading on you . Do you strike back and make it a fight, or stop it and give him the "win".
I don't like drinking tap water. Redpill me on plastic bottles. Is it true that they contain toxic shit and estrogen and will fuck my hormones up or is it just a meme?
stop drinking at all and start eating more wet stuff so that you're will get hydrated
>>37623044
I ate your mother last night who was pretty wet, but still felt the need for hydration so why don't you answer the question?
Bump for interest
Sup nerds! I bet your summer cut isn't going half as good as mine as. Check out that dope dad bod I got in the winter LOL. Now I'm fucking shredded with a six pack that could pierce steel. What do you guys estimate my body fat to be? I was thinking maybe 5%. Anyways hope y'all can look to this in the future if you ever need inspiration to really get jacked.
Manlet
Is this like an LMAO ROAST ME FUCKINGGGGGGGGG HAHAHA KYS NO WAIT LOL K MY SELF LMAO thread
Ya know, I decided to come on /fit/ cause I was thinking about getting back in shape, but I haven't worked out in 2 years and I still look better than this faggot. See ya in 2 more years
>>37622858
Not sure what you mean bro I'm a 6 foot stud. And I'm now beautiful aesthetically.
How do I enter Australian Aboriginal mode?
Black? Tribe genetics?
furak they're pretty jacked
>>37622786
Eat nothing but veggies and walk everywhere for the rest of your life.
>>37622810
No I don't wanna look like a low test vegan, those tribal folk were onto something. Kangaroo meat?
Rate me, fit. Just take a pic, no pump.
195 cm, 105 kg.
curlbro/10
>>37622608
>curlbro
wat
>>37622595
>All that juice bloat and still no traps.
Sorry jim
>gfs body is 10/10
>gfs face is 6/10
Just put a bag over her head
Paper though
How hot are you though
why would you date a prawn
