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>I Didn't Ask for this Edition
All I asked for was a cheap pair of dip bars.
Thanks, mum and pop
>>35369087
>jcp gift card
I hate their clothes but their colognes are godlike.
>>35369100
A good cologne is nice. It makes the qts snort
>>35369087
Actually looks pretty cool man!
>Can an average faggot with a cute, boyish-looking face (kind of like pic related but poor) get a high test girl?
There is this Latina at my gym who I believe she kind of likes me because I see her checking me out often. But I was a few months without going to the gym and now the gym is infested with niggers who keep trying to hit on her. She is nice to them but I can see she doesn't give a shit about them.
Do I have a chance?
Try "Hey, how's it going?" and take it from there.
>>35369005
If you look like this you're pretty much doomed. Dude has no facial bones whatsoever.
>>35369005
Yeah fatties are really desperate so you should be able to land one
>tfw not sure if dad has realised im gay or not
is this a normal present for a hetero son who lifts?
also post your presents if you got any i guess
>35368672
>the size difference between his right and left arms
no, a normal girt for a straight son would be under armor shirts/ lifting shoes/ scale
so like what my dad bought me
>>35368672
Maybe it's his way of saying he approves, breh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t72b4RKhH7U
ITT: Bulk motivation
(Pic related)
>>35368370
Girls smiling at you is motivation anon, that is what keeps me going
100g peanuts: 600cals 30g protein
mass gainer shake: 900cals 50g protein
kfc bucket for one: 1400 cals 90g protein
clean bulk
C'MON!
Tell me a bedtime story /fit/ :3
I didn't lose my gains today by eating everything on the table, and went for a run with the dog.
A child died in Africa whilst you were stuffing your big fat face with food. There, now go to sleep in your comfy warm bed you privileged cunt.
>>35367729
That's a great story!
>>35367729
thats cool
one less human on this over populated earth
its as much the kids fault for being born in shit black poverty country as it is op's for being born into a "privileged" life why dont you go post on your tumblr
Goals thread?
How much do you expect to lift this time 2016?
>squat
>deadlift
>overheadpress
>benchpress
>Squat
Hopefully at least 280kg
>Deadlift
342.5kg
>OHP
Don't really care about it
>Bench
190ish kg
Im aiming for
>240S
>260DL
>no OHP
>200B
>>35366690
Goals are
535 squat (440 now)
350 bench (285 now)
565 dead (455 now)
275 push press (232 now)
Is smoking weed bad for gains?
nah
yeah, smoking is. vape it instead for your pulmonary health
I just smoked a bowl and ate a bag of cookies.
>tfw only 170lbs
expecting any fit related gifts tonight lads?
ive got my fingers crossed for some weightlifting shoes and a new carton of chalk
>>35363214
My gf didn't get me a christmas present, it was really weird. I got her a bunch of shit and yet there was nothing for me.
I mean not even a card or a piece of chocolate or anything.
So.. I'm going to the gym today. Merry Christmas.
No because I'm not a child. I'm going to the gym
I asked for some coolkid Eleiko and HK shirts
>tfw they'll get me a Lu shirt
>i want an Eleiko vintage shirt
>life is suffering
I want to lose 30 pounds in 1 month. Is that possible without exercise? Because I don't have any money for a gym membership? I know you guys hate /NewYearFags/ shitting up your board with their posts, but I'm genuinely going to stick with trying to lose weight because I'm tired of hating myself guys. Tired of hating what I see in mirror you know? So yeah, is that possible?
genitals
gee idk is it possible for you to read the sticky before frogposting?
if not I doubt you have the willpower to put the twinkies down
>>35374988
you won't lose that much in 1 month unless you are like 500lb+. Just eat less calories on average and you'll lose weight.
>>35374668
The TumbIer invasion has begun.
>lt wiII be over Jan 2nd
>>35374668
It'll only last a few weeks brah lets just laugh at their failure
I've been here for like... 3 years? I don't know, when was the last time there was a sticky post about a /fit/ meetup? Since about then. But I still don't see why you guys have to be so obnoxious to people doing something that doesn't affect you at all. Like how can anyone over the age of 18 STILL be this antisocial?
>>35374755
>Like how can anyone
>Like how can
>Like
Like, go find pIay, Iike, your new Wii kid, this Iike, doesn't concern you.
Can we get a thread for scrawny, skinnyfat DYEL fucks?
Had a conversation today with a skelly girl.
She's tired of people telling her to eat more or gain weight.
She claims she eats what she can and just won't gain weight.
I ask her if she lifts, she says no she doesn't want to be too muscular. She does yoga and cardio.
Fucking dumb bitches. She does yoga and cardio, doesn't lift weights, and wonders why she's skelly. This shit is as bad as the hams who say they can't lose weight. Why don't we have more skinny hate threads?...
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>>35374436
Why do we have to hate?
Are you a fat fuck OP?
>>35374456
Fuck you honkey peckerwood.
Alright so i need some advice people. I have tried and failed to loose weight in the past many many times. For the past 3 weeks i have done nothing other than eat better food, No more fast food and have cooked every meal i eat. I have a very physically emending job, where i am on my feet walking at a fast pace and constantly lifting things from 1-50 lbs in weight other than my two 15 minute breaks and half hour lunch i am walking and moving for the entirety of my work shift. Know i want to know how far will this get me on my weight loss journey, if all i do is watch what i eat...
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Okay I can barely read that gibberish of a fucking paragraph
Yes you can lose weight by watching what you eat
>>35374173
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>>35374173
Working at amazon isnt enough. Do bodyweight squats and pushups and crunches to improve overall muscle tone
http://www.mtv.com/news/2244303/disney-channel-ripped-abs/
thoughts?
>pretty ripped
>that is considered "ripped AF" by normies
TOP LEL. Thank god for dismorphia that makes me keep going with this whole thing.
haha that first guy has JUST ab insertions
>>35374109
Have you been natty or nice this Christmas? Honestly the closest thing to ripped on that list is Nick Spano.
Is it bad if your motivation to get fit is because you think it might make a certain woman more attracted to you? Obviously the health benefits are good too.
What is your motivation?
Chop wood, carry water. Well, in this disgustingly homogenized postmodern huxlean nightmare came true, there's not much wood to chop and water to carry.
So i strain myself in specially assigned place for people to lift and carry around heavy things.
I was a dyel in jail,made a 3 ton9 and got raped,now im stronk and im coming back for them niggaz
>>35374024
>Is it bad if your motivation to get fit is because you think it might make a certain woman more attracted to you?
hell nah bro, that's probably the most common motivation. make that bitch literally WANT you
Let me make this clear. I am bad at getting sex. I rarely ever have sex. I'm unattractive, and socially awkward. 99 days out of 100 I sit forlornly dreaming of sex, craving it. It drives me crazy. I get agitated and can't get anything done. But on those days I think I have it all figured out. The meaning of life is to have sex with attractive girls, and lots of them. Fuck everything else, just lol at everything else and people who care about anything else.
Tonight I had sex. Just the anticipation of it drove me into a frenzy and sent my heart racing for hours....
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Sack up
>>35373754
OP you are a talented writer. Don't waste your gift.
There's more to live for than sex man. Find something else you're passionate about. You can be good at sex and have tons of it, but that's not a fulfilling lifestyle. It gets old. Sex isn't something to live for. It's a distraction from other real and meaningful pursuits.
