What day is it today?
It's Leela's birthday.
groundhog day
>ground pork
ba dum tss
>>7335530
Jacks new pork sliders video day feat. Jack Jr and fat guy.
Rate my fried egg
Hell yeah, I'm drunk and it looks pretty good. I like the plating too, those two pieces of lettuce.
Devour/10
>>7335318
Here's another one without sambal but with brie
>>7335333
That's just over the top.
I'd devour that as well.
Idea: Cheese made while still in the cow, then served with the steak of the cow that made that cheese.
sounds deeply unkosher
>>7335231
>cooking the calf in the mother's milk
>>7335231
Cows for meat and cows for dairy are very different staples. There are combination staples but they are quite rare. If you make the cheese inside the cow the stomachs acids will probably not work in your favour. But hey give it go!
Girlfriend got me a bunch of booze, but none that I ever drink. Please tell me some mixed drink I can make using them.
Are you dating a flight attendant?
>bunch of booze
>not even enough to get drunk
Try again, OP.
Your girlfriend is a faggot, and so are you.
Saw these going cheap at my local patisserie. What's a good method to rustle myself up some delicious grub with these?
>>7334226
They were selling crab legs in a bread store?
>>7334525
I don't think you know what patisserie means
>>7334653
not that anon but please explain
>>7334076
Ordered a cheeseburger and got patties on a hoagie bread dripping in coleslaw. Disgusting NC food
>>7333594
I ordered spicy cheese bread at what is actually a decent pizzeria, and they served me melted pepperjack cheese on some yeast rolls.
>>7333594
>Shithole NC town
>Didn't get BBQ
Your mistake desu senpai.
Should have gone to Cookout.
>these locations have some of the words most bountiful marine life swimming and crawling around their shores
>people have been living their for millennia
>the best ideas any of them could come up with for this cornucopia of top-tier seafood was to deep fry them and smother them in vinegar to cover them in cream and bake them in fucking pies
You can't make this shit up.
t. Maine
>>7333326
You're pretty angry for a Mainer. You sure you're not a Boston transplant?
Also, rude.
t. Bong
*or to cover them in cream
I am not a clever man
>>7333337
>Are you a Boston transplant
>New England
This entire region might as well be Boston transplants. We should cut the pretenses and become one state.
>Skim "milk"
>Almond "milk"
>Soy "milk"
>2% "milk"
>vegan croissants
>vegetarian burgers
>have vegetarian friend
>buys quorn and other shit that's meant to replicate meat
>ask him why he doesn't just eat meat
>"animals"
life must be destroyed to sustain other life
hey man soy milk is delicious homemade with a bit of sugar and drank cold in a hot humid summer day
I have 16 cavities, most minor surface cavities.
I'll be filling them over the next year and want to change my diet to help work on my teeth
What are some good foods without sugar/carbs/etc?
>>7335893
It's not the food
It's your terrible oral hygiene
>carbs are now also responsible for giving you cavities
>>7335900
Murrican who suffers from severe depression.
I've recently started taking care of myself better and going to the doctor and such
>>7335904
It was a combination of food and brush habits.
I used to drink a lot of soda.
>>7335907
Potatos are carbohydrates which can turn into sugar and thus bad for teeth or something, right?
I do not know how to into health.
Hello /ck/. I need your help.
I fully admit I did not know that this board even existed until I looked specifically for one dedicated to cooking/food, etc. Every spring and summer, my friends and I go out camping in the Rocky Mountains and every time for the last 3 years, we have consistently proven we know nothing about food or how to cook it. Keep in mind, we tend to do a lot of bush camping a.k.a. shitting in bushes and drinking really heavily. Most times, someone will bring hotdogs or hamburgers, maybe make some guacamole or stuff like that. Last time we went, all...
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>>7335855
Thanks for rotating my photo, 4chan.
It'd probably be better to ask /out/, honestly, /ck/ just talks about fast food.
For camping, I do all the prep work at home and just do the final cooking on site. Also, coolers are sketchy. Don't bring foods that spoil easily, I'm betting this is why you got sick. If you need to bring meat, eat it on the first day or freeze it before putting it in the cooler.
If you want homemade soup or chili, just freeze it in ziploc bags/tupperware and reheat in a pot of hot water when you want to eat it. There's powdered soup mixes you can get for camping,...
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>>7335855
Get an MSR dragonfly, or maybe a butane stove if your a stupid person. Get some decent camping pots and a nice pan. Get an plastic egg holder.
Bring potatoes, onions, cheese, cans of chilli, mac and cheese, butter, some millk, bread
>hashbrowns in the morning with egg
>grilled cheese for lunch
>sausages and corn for dinner
Surprisingly my local fish market now stocks these. Decided to buy a couple out of curiosity.
Any anon's have a kickass recipe they would like to share?
>>7335733
I like to enjoy them at the cinema
>>7335741
Came to post these.
Butter them and pop in the microwave
>>7335741
I have once, when there was a movie cafe in the area. Watched that Virus movie with Jamie Lee Curtis in it, I specifically cracked the crab legs when there was gore on screen to gross out my date.
is my bugrer undercooked /ck/?
>>7335458
I like my steaks rare to medium rare, but burgers that aren't atleast medium have disgusting texture and tend to just completely fall apart as you're eating them.
>>7335458
Yes
You never learn, do you Jack?
Pub lunch!
Shepherds pie in a tankard.
>>7335253
This reminds me of that kid during lunch who would mash a bunch of leftover food together in one lump on his tray and would eat it for attention
>>7335253
You can charge some sucker tourists 40 quid per tankard.
>>7335268
That pretty much sums up all British "cuisine".
>buy a six pack of apples
>they look fine
>they all have moldy cores
Why is this allowed?
Never happened to me in 10 years of Apple eating.
>>7335111
Are you eight years old?
But seriously, yeah. Never, ever, EVER got a moldy core in my 27 years of apple eating.
>Buy prepackaged, overpriced produce
It's either rotten in the core or otherwise subpar.
>By the pound
No problems.