My Aunt got me these for my birthday because she knew I liked to cook, anybody know some good recipes?
>not sure if false flag or jack posters are actually retarded
>>7334443
Ok cool!
I know this really good recipe for pulled pork. If you cook it the right way, the meat will be so moist and tender that it will just pull apart and you can use a fork to shred it. It's beautiful!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItcgIIGeFnc
Pour all 4 of them in a blender and throw in 16 avocados and ranch dressing. Dont turn on the blender just take it all out after then squish it cranberry style with your feet. Probably the best banana dipping sauce I've ever made.
something gone bad in the fridge? left out those leftovers? post itt.
I recently had some black berries get moldy. I wanted to eat them :(
>>7334384
not mold but
>last job, couple years ago
>working outside
>trying to find a trail mix i like because i suck at breakfast
>put one together
>it's pretty tasty
>bring it to work in a plastic container with a lid that has an okay seal
>put it in my locker
>it gets pushed to the back on the top shelf
>forget about it
>slow day an unfathomable amount of time later
>decide to clean locker
>find container
>what the fuck is this?
>it has become a worm metropolis
>bottom layer is all worms and trial mix bits
>top two thirds are a huge silk structure
>hundreds of worms wigglin around doin worm things
>no evidence that this was occurring
>no worms in locker
>no smell because dry trail mix
>tape it shut
>leave it out for other coworkers to marvel at
>someone finally gets grossed out and throws it away
i have included an illustration
Hi guys, it's that guy who's about to poison his roommates. I'm making chicken dumplings, fried, and the recipe calls for ground chicken. Should I cook the chicken before adding it to the filling, or cook it inside the dumplings? I will be chopping rather than grinding it. I imagine it will cook pretty fast because of being chopped finely. On the other hand, if I cook it before adding it will definitely not kill anyone and I might be able to grind and mix it into the filling better. Any ideas?
>>7334088
You made it spicy?
>>7334094
not really, just garlic and ginger
>>7334088
I would cook it beforehand.
Did you faggots pre order your mystery Taco Bell item?
https://tacobell.com/preorder
haha wat
tempted to do it just for the novelty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03VWAQ7z5nI
>>7334050
The secret item is most likely the quesalupa
you're paying 2.99 and you don't even know what it is?
PASTA THREAD
Whats your favorite kind of pasta?
Ravioli, lasagna and other stuffed/combo pastas are fair game
I like the shells
>>7333529
Macaroni and cheese followed by lasagna. I'm just a white dude, after all.
>>7333529
capellini master race
Best/easiest chili recipes?
>inb4 someone posts that reddit cringe infographic
stovetop or crockpot?
beans or no beans?
sour cream?
>>7331906
> implying that image is from reddit
> implying reddit makes OC
> implying people on /ck/ didn't worship that retard's shit for far too long
>>7331906
Best and easiest is crushed tomatoes, chopped up chilli peppers, and whatever meat you like. Simmer it uncovered for a while until a lot of the water has evaporated from the tomato sauce
>>7331906
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Fridge thread! Post the current contents of your fridge and/or pantry.
And the pantry. Sorry for rotation, it looks normal on my PC.
Dab
What would you order and why?
>>7331115
Turkey. I love feta and olives together, and I'm watching my calories so it seems one of the healthier options.
Habanero Jalapeno Bacon Cheese obviously.
>>7331115
Habanero Jalapeno Bacon Cheese obviously.
Discontinued food items that you miss.
When I licked my girlfriend's armpit once and tasted deodorant it reminded me of this
>>7331055
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Kfc twister
I buy store-brand for almost everything, but why can't the imitators just get this right?
>>7329327
>buy store-brand processed shit
It's always a gamble. They don't need to perfect it, it just needs to be there for cheap ass bastards like yourself.
>>7329327
the store brand isn't going to spend the time and money to barrel age their pepper pulp
>>7329327
Store brand cereal is the same for me OP.
food only people in your country eat. This is the Netherlands
I can't even describe it, it's deep-fried meatballs with onions and fries
>>7329091
oh my god
>>7329091
Haggis, its great, just dont ask what its made from and you'll enjoy it.
>>7329091
It looks like some sort of alien larvae
Let's have a roomie / flatmate story thread.
Post stories.
I'll start:
>away from uni apartment for 3 weeks
>come back to this
I fucking hate this place.
I came back from break to every single dish and cookware we had dirty, taking up all sink, counter, and some of the kitchen floor, a box of cereal spilled on the carpet and walked on, spilled drinks, and more dishes in the living room.
Living with other people can suck, but count yourself lucky and stay on top of it because it can and probably will get worse if you don't.
>roommate moves out
>notice a missing wine glass
>ask if she accidentally took it with her during the move
>NO I DIDN'T TAKE IT
>okay
>months later
>ex roomie: hey Anon, remember that wine glass? Well I actually broke it by accident.
>Why didn't you just tell me that?
>because you only asked if I took it, which I didn't.
My roommate moved out before me.
She took my two pans and a pot.
They were all shitty grocery store brand ones that were beat up, so I would not have cared too much, except I was there for another three weeks after she left, so I pretty much just ate rice + steamed whatever I had around or prepackaged bs.
Then I moved and bought a nice pan set, which by the end of the yearlong lease, were completely scratched to shit and ruined between four roommates, so I threw them out.
Now I live with a single, competent roommate who treats my pans nicely, at least.
Also, my one roommate at the second place would thaw raw chicken in the sink for hours, leaving the sink unusable, so dishes would be scattered all over the counter. They would remain there after the chicken was out of the sink.
Lets make a sandwich!
Mayo, mustard and horseradish on white bread
After heating the ham I assembled the sandwich. I used Muenster cheese.
Is Kraft Mayo the only good brand Mayonnaise?
. . .hellmann's?
kraft isnt known for its mayonaise; rather its miracle whip
not sure what kraft mayo even tastes like
but yeah, hellmans is the most popular as far as i know
>>7334059
Hell no.
The Japanese know how to make god-tier mayo.
These bad boys were going cheap at my local fish market.
What should I do with them?
Bring to movie theatre
>>7333590
These are scallop fiddlers not crab legs
>>7333590
This is tickling my brains but I can't quite remember why
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