GUYS? Did I fuck up?
>just cooked sausages in a pan
>with oil and it was still cooking
>threw in frozen veggies
>huge burst of flames and oil flying everywhere
>threw it on the groun and ran
>standing infront of my apartment door
>door is closed and I forgot the key
>I was alone so I only have a cooking apron on my bodyComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>7084301
Are you locked out? If not, go in and check
>Dear Penthouse...
I used to love those Penthouse letters. Why don't you tell us what really happened?
>>7084301
>threw in frozen veggies
>into hot oil
FAMILLE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU CALL THE FIRE BRIGADE RIGHT NOW
Hi, /ck/. On Sunday this week, I am going to be hosting a "friendsgiving" Thanksgiving dinner. This will be my first time ever doing a turkey without my parents or other members of the family.
My family can cook a badass turkey for Thanksgiving, but I am curious to see what y'all are used to. What kinds of tips, tricks, family secrets, etc do y'all bring to the table for prepping a Thanksgiving turkey?
I know I could just Google it, but you know how hit or miss that can be for a recipe as delicate as this.
Inb4 some food hipster starts insulting me. Just what do you guys think about Thanksgiving turkeys and their preparation? Brining?
FYI - I can't fry it this year.
TL;DR - General Thanksgiving Turkey thread
>>7084291
Self bump. I will be going to bed soon so I will check back on this thread in a few hours unless I wake up in the middle of the night with insomnia. Either way, I'll be back. Please bump with turkey preparation ideas, bros.
Thanks,
Anon
Also doing friendsgiving this thursday. Looking at doing a drybrine of the bird since kitchen space is small. Looking to do some season combination of kosher salt, pepper, paprika, garlic, thyme, rosemary, and parsley.
imo it's not worth trying to go nuts seasoning the bird, there's not a lot of fat there to taste anyway. My big focus will be making a kickass redwine gracy out of the drippings and giblets.
Everyone else at the dinner is borderline retarded in the kitchen, so I'm not too worried about making an ass out of myself trying to cook the bird.
>>7085158
>red win gravy out of the drippings and giblets
Care to elaborate on your method?
Define fast food.
Swordfish
>>7084230
Poor quality, but tasty and very unhealthy.
anything I eat while driving
These are for next week, but I needed to get them today.
Also, my power is out.
Also also, does anyone recommend any other green peppers? This is for an upcoming cooking thread.
you could get some Serranos. what are you going to make?
>>7084210
The peppers themselves are going into a homemade hot sauce and from there into a home made buffalo sauce of a green color. Some will be used as a spicy puréed topping to grilled chicken.
Also I literally haven't been able to find serranos at either grocery store in town. I think walmart might have just been sold out.
Power is back on!
Manly foods thread.
We posts foods that help us assert our strength and confidence as men.
Foods that are undercooked, high in protein, extremely hot, or risky-to-eat are welcome here.
I'll start with a few favorites:
> Bacon cheeseburger with mayo.
This item has so many manly things going on it's truly difficult to list them all. For starters, there's the cholesterol, which makes it dangerous; this is definitely not the type of food you eat if you fear death. Then there's the protein, which...
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>americans confusing being fatasses with manliness
If it's not an animal you caught/killed/raised yourself, it's not manly
>>7084172
Stay bold, gentlemen
>Australia finally gets free 24 hr food channel
>First four shows I see
>Rachel Ray fucking up left and right constantly spilling and dropping shit
>Guy Fieri
>Man vs Food
>Andrew Zimmern
I've never seen these people before but is this what American cooking is? What the fuck?
And before you get all butthurt and take this as a slight, our food channels are all tiny...
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Hello Cuntfriend.
What is Austrailia's native liquor? I would like to try it.
inb4 spider venom
>Guy Fieri
>I've never seen these people before
I see you're new to /ck/ and to /flavortown/
>>7084170
It's televised american cooking
Just like with the australian shows, they have to make it something people that aren't interested in cooking would want to watch
I'm out of ketchup
is that peanut butter on fried chicken?
>I'm out of ketchup
Are you implying that you were previously IN ketchup?
>>7084169
lololol fucking rekt
What does /ck/ think of Julia Childs?
>>7084145
She was hilarious, made cooking look deceptively easy and the world is now poorer without her
>>7084145
she was a racist and pre-muticulturalist with liver spots
>>7084145
goddess, albeit a funny looking one with a weird manner of speaking, but I love her.
Why do people eat raw meat?
>>7084137
Because some meats taste better uncooked.
>>7084137
Cuz is tastes gud
I like the center of my beef to be rare because it has a nice flavor and texture.
Tldr: im a young entrepreneur starting a shoe-gaze/indie rock themed restaurant in Dublin
What kind of foods should I have on the menu? Im thinking either themed by season or by bands/albums.
Pic related
cherry colored cola
>>7084007
If you don't know what you're going to be serving when initially devising the plans for the establishment, you've already gone under.
>my bloody spaghetti, (spaghetti with tomato sauce)
>cheese and onions, (there is a galaxie 500 song called cheese and onions)
For experienced chefs or anyone who feels the same.
Just got out of high school this past summer, and I have two options for school: culinary school, or a technical college to learn any other trade. I really love cooking, but after doing some research being a chef doesn't seem to be the best job for someone who wants a family. Is it worth giving up a dream of cooking to raise a family or is it not that bad?
If you didn't know what the job was like, what did your "dream of cooking" consist of?
chefs and cooking professionals are criminally underpaid unless you are the top of the profession. its really sad considering the hard work and skill involved with good cooking.
so trade would definitely be the wiser choice if you intend to have a family.
>>7083991
Just cooking, I suppose. I enjoy making things for people and seeing them enjoy it. Cooking is also the only "art" form I'm decent at.
When I got takeout last Tuesday. Is this official policy or the chain near me Jewing me?
Oh, they're definitely jewing you. But that's their job and how they generate revenue.
>>7083902
I ask because if it's not official policy, I can complain to try to get them to not Jew me.
>>7083899
>When I got takeout last Tuesday. Is this official policy or the chain near me Jewing me?
http://www.buffalowildwings.com/Global/menutier_pdfs/P28_Call_Ahead_Menu.pdf
Right on the menu that some crazy special onTuesday/Thursdays doesn't include regular celery or ranch that is normally included. The price of those items are not listed however.
How is milk packaged in your country, /ck/?
Canada: it comes in bags.
Seriously, if you're going to shitpost at least come up with something more original and entertaining that hasn't been beat to death already.
>>7083889
I'm from the good parts of Canada and my milk comes in jugs and cartons.
>>7083989
Anything West of Manitoba is a shithole tbqh.
This is clearly a generalization, but it's something I've noticed:
Why do men seem to prefer more bitter tastes, while women prefer sweeter tastes? Do men like bitter stuff more because they think it makes them look tough, or is there just something different in our taste buds?
We require protein to develop muscles
Women require sugar for titties and ass. Evolutionarily speaking
>>7083602
Actually, I think I read something about that in my psychology book... will post back soon
>>7083607
sugar is for the brain though.
Good riddance.
At last, all the qt3.14s will have their chance to shine!
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/11/17/business/media/christopher-kimball-founder-of-americas-test-kitchen-to-leave-the-company.html?_r=0
>>7083461
I liked his snark though.
>>7083461
You had Rachel Ray if you wanted to watch a qt cook. Now this show is going to tank after him leaving. Try watching an edit with Kimball's antics cut out. It will be boring like Martha's cooking shows.
>>7083471
>Rachel Ray
>qt
Here you go: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7TUQjAltDI