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http://www.avclub.com/article/jared-fogle-sentenced-15-years-says-its-all-subway-228656
Bradford claims that Fogle’s weight loss, prompted by the Subway diet that was once his claim to fame, caused him to become “hypersexual.” That’s according to The Indianapolis Star, which also noted that Bradford went so far as to say that Fogle could suffer from “brain disorders that can be associated with sexual drive.”
Another reason NOT TO EAT GMOS.
>>7090444
Or it's a lawyer spewing shit to win the case.
>>7090498
jesus christ one post in the thread and somebody's already ruined the mood
I can only imagine having to be this formerly fat fuck's lawyer. All you want is for him to cop a plea so you don't have defense of a child rapist on your cv but he comes blustering in telling you this bullshit story about how being not-fat for once in his miserable life made him need to seek out porn featuring kids with a single digit age. You just groan, rub your temples, and start writing this fucking retarded argument while wondering exactly how drunk or coked out you'll have to be to say any of this shit with a straight face
I'm hungry and I have no idea what to cook. I barely have any ingredients but maybe you guys can help me figure something out.
No pasta. Had that for a week now.
No buying anything I have no money.
Picture is what I have. I also have milk onions two potatoes.. Ask me if I have anything else if you have ideas
Fridge content
>>7090361
Do you have rice? If so, rice and beans. Done.
Some spices
For the first time in over three years I bought a whiskey that was on a shelf above my knee.
How am I supposed to drink this?
I'm trying to graduate from shots of cheap liquor and want to drink slowly from a glass.
>>7090351
do you have a proper wobbling whiskey glass?
just drink it and stop being a stupid faggot
How do you get plating ideas?
>>7090320
Nature, artwork, music.
I imagine I'm shooting the food with a shotgun and I try to replicate what the mess might look like.
feng shui
Going to a sports bar for the first time in a few hours, Any tips on how I should act? What I should order etc...? Can I talk shit during the game?
>>7090280
Order a beer and sip it. Get some wings. Root for the home team.
You aren't going to watch that shit Jacksonville/Tennessee game are you? WORST GAME EVER. I don't know why they'd even schedule that shitshow for a Thursday night....
Step one: Get wasted
There is no step two.
Do you put sugar on your cornflakes?
I always did
negative
>>7090217
No, I just put banana on it. It's yummy
I put strawberries and blueberries instead.
For me it is the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich
Certainly the cheapest source of food if you don't know how to cook. 2 of these pack ~720 Cal + 28 grams of protein.
>>7090151
>trans fat
No thanks.
>>7090169
It's only 0.1 grams of trans fat per sandwich. Trans fat becomes a health risk if you consume more than ~2 grams of it per day. You would have to eat 10 mcchichkens alone to eat 1 gram of trans fat.
i can't put on weight at all, what are some foods that are both calorie dense and provide little satiety?
hard mode: no cakes, no fast food
any starch
bread rice pasta potato
>problem solved
peanut butter
adding butter to rice
avocados
eating fattier cuts of meat
My mom bought me vegan hotdogs. Why would she do this to me? She's suppose to love me.
Does she think I'm a fag?
>Now Grillable
Oh my fuck
They actually taste like any cheap hot dog. Grinding up shit into a tube isn't hard.
>>7090026
When you grow up and get a real life, you won't have to depend on mommy to buy your food for you.
Gonna try this new burger at jack in the box
alright
At first glance it looks disgusting
>>7089940
Cold dry cheese, looks awesome!
![f1f53888-db5d-44c6-a586-a5e1f13cd953_560_420[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/D8zCUNF.jpg "f1f53888-db5d-44c6-a586-a5e1f13cd953_560_420[1].jpg")
Pizza or Burger?
>>7089844
Biscuits n gravy gor breakfast, Burger for lunch, pizza for dinner.
>>7089849
How to become obese in just three easy steps.
Piza
Let's talk about this abomination over here.
How the fuck is this "pizza"?
>>7089786
When you're old enough to drive, you'll be able to venture out and try common foods like that.
>>7089792
What does your post even mean? I've had it already.
>>7089786
looks pretty good to me tbqh family
New "Italian authentic" restaurant.
Go check it out on lunch break.
Every. Single. Worker. Is a FUCKING ALBANIAN pretending to be Italian. Trying to talk like Italians. Even say stereotypical Italian phrases and have Italian pictures and stuff on the walls. They all had Albanian names and did not look like any Italian I've ever seen.
The food was garbage low tier quality with giant portions of tasteless "food".
What the fuck this is a Midwest small town.... How long until their entire families arrive?
Welcome to what I deal with when it comes to sushi
That's not uncommon.
>>7089776
>Americans complain that food doesn't have to be authentic
>Americans complain about servers not being from Italy
>Ingredients: High fructose corn syrup,
>>7089768
>Ingredients: OP
Ingredients: Apple Juice
especially when the shit is advertised as something that ain't apple juice
>>7089768
>hfcs is literal cancer me
it has the same nutritional impact as table sugar; use moderation faggot
Hi CK How did I do?
Looks really good mate.
>>7089747
a little shitty desu
