>Dang ol' treeniggers I tell ya what man need to get my dang ol' pelts yo son was a lil dang ol' bitch uh-huh
Why does he still get work
he outclassed leo by a mile in this
MUH SON
Can someone explain the dream sequences for me? I didn't understand them... were they supposed to do something with rebirth?
Anyone got a rip of the Triumph of the Will bluray? It's been out for over a week now.
14/88
Bumping.
[spoilers]NO FUCKING DIALOGUE[/spoiler]
Why is this allowed?
If he doesn't have any lines, he gets paid less. Then that money that was saved gets put into extra CGI
>>63890674
>Disney didn't want to pay him more shekels just to say a few words
Is there anything the sons of Abraham can't do?
Because all anyone will hear is the Joker.
WHAT... IS YOUR NAME?
>>63890363
Mary Jane
>>63890363
Noh-Wan
KLEEBORT
Just saw the movie for the second time.
Here's some questions that popped up in my mind:
>How can Rey understand BB-8?
>How did Maz end up withLuke's / Anakin's Lightsaber after it was lost on Bespin?
>Why does it take Han roughly 40 years to figure out that a Bowcaster is a pretty cool weapon?
>How can Han then use the Bowcaster when it was often described as a wepon too heavy to be wielded by anyone but a wookiee?
>Why does Vader's mask look like it was molten / exploded when it was just burned?
>How can the hero party watch asthe hosnian system is destroyed thousands of lightyears away in the sky above them?
>What power source didStarkiller Base use for the first shot when it needs a whole sun to charge?
>How can Rey understand Chewie when Finn cannot?
>Why does General Hux refer to Kylo as "Ren" in front of Snoke when all Knights of Ren take that name?
>Jumping to lightspeedout of a hangarin outer space, ok. Jumping out of lightspeed by handbelow a planetary shield? I think not.
discuss
Here's something that popped up in my mind:
"CULTURAL MARXISM: THE FILM, IN SPACE"
The second question sounds like it will be a spin off or a feature in a future production desu senpai when Maz said "it's a story for another time"
>>63890014
>How can Rey understand BB-8?
Luke could understand R2. We can only assume that certain droid groups speak a universal language that can be learned in some short time, like morse code.
>What power source did Starkiller Base use for the first shot when it needs a whole sun to charge?
They never really said that it needed the whole sun, if I recall, Finn says it 'drains the sun's power'. Maybe it drained this specific sun twice? The first time just withering it slightly. Dunno',
>red is evil
>blue is good
will Rey turn to the dark side?
Yes, she will switch places with Kylo
>>63889974
yeah and so will poe, c3po, r2d2 and the soccer ball
fucking retard star wars fans
She'll definitely flirt with it as revenge for Han.
Does anyone else feel like O&A were at their prime in terms of quality right before Ant got fired?
The 2011 - 2014 shows are comfy as fuck, a lot more conversational and a lot better than the show was before, with all the shitty "politically incorrect" stunts and bits.
The 2004 - 2010 period was good and had a lot of great guests, but it's enfuriating to hear them interrupting a great Bill Burr conversation in order to call some midget strippers or whatever.
>>63889922
>none of these "men" are black
>>63890017
Patrice was the only black person allowed in studio and he died so
>>63890080
No wonder CK never came back.
What are some filmes like pic related?
There's really nothing else like it to be honest la familia
Goodfellas
Star Wars The Force Awakens
So what do you guys think Opie's reaction will be to anthony's arrest on the next show?
He should only mention being aware of what happened and having no other comment. If he does any gloating or commentary, the fans will call him out on it.
>>63889876
>made me check
here is your (you)
DUDE
CUMIA WAS ARRESTED!!!
LMAO
Why is she so sweaty?
>>63889824
moms spaghetti
She lives on a desert.
>>63889824
Shes hanging out right next to the most violent and stupid race in the galaxy. You'd be nervous too.
What the fuck was this even? Damn this sucked hard
a film where we pretend that humans can survive a journey through the lethal radiation belts surrounding earth
>>63889680
>hating The Right Stuff
I'm about to get my dad down here hold on.
>>63889680
Listen you little snot nosed faggot. I'll have you know the space program was the pride and joy of my generation. When JFK was assassinated our country refused to remain weakened; We became a unified front and watched in solemn grace as our men did the impossible. The Right Stuff is a movie that dramatizes this grand achievement, and is literally the only attempt that worked. And someone from your generation with your ipads and your nigger music and your 9/11 could never understand what it means to be part of something so great.
Okay, how exactly did the First Order manage to build this fucking thing?
Everything leading up to the movie's release implied that the New Republic is the central order of the Galaxy at this point and that the First Order is some kind of fringe nation operating far away from the Republic's jurisdiction. The Galactic Empire, which owned literally the ENTIRE GALAXY, took almost two decades to construct the first Death Star. How is some rogue nation able to turn an entire planet into a superweapon with a fraction of the resources and without anyone else noticing?
And why use it on the Republic, again? Starkiller Base managed to destroy one (1) nearby Republic star system. What exactly did they think would happen to them afterwards? That the governmental power which owns the entire rest of the galaxy would not immediately curbstomp them out of existence?
Unless... I'm wrong about all of this, and the First Order actually controls the majority of the galaxy while the New Republic is (was?) just some minor nation, and if that's the case, why even have them there? Why not just have the First Order control the galaxy with the exception of some Resistance sympathizing worlds? Why even have the Republic exist if they don't do or mean literally anything? Why even have "the First Order rising out of the Empire's ashes" at that point, instead of just The Empire (and the Rebel Alliance) still duking it out?
What the fuck...
>>63889618
First Order is just the SS.
The Empire is still fuck huge even with the Emperor and Darth died. Just because you take the British Isles from the Roman Empire, doesn't mean you destroyed them.
>>63889618
It bothered me that we don't know shit about the first order (or the republic, the resistance, or any backstory). How long have they been around? the stormtroopers have been raised by them since birth, wouldn't it mean they've been around for quite a while? If so, why is everyone so young? Are they like neo nazis are actual remnants of the empire? Do they control any planets? If not, where do they get their resources? Is it all from Snookie? Shouldn't this be more clear then?
Obviously the movie didn't need tons of exposition about the political state of the galaxy, but it needed at least a few lines about it to better establish the world. It all felt so shallow. Like they wanted the Empire's visuals and that's it.
>>63890557
The opening scrawl says that the First Order was born out of the Empire's collapse. The Empire's gone.
so he's gay for finn right?
>>63889553
>I haven't left the house in so long that I mistake friendship for sexual interest
>>63889553
If you're not gay for him, you should fuck off back to reddit.
>>63889553
No, take your filthy fantasy back to Tumblr you degenerate.
Poe is pure.
http://www.engadget.com/2015/12/20/star-wars-the-force-awakens-breaks-records/
>Disney expects the adventures of Finn, Poe and Rey to set an all-time domestic debut record with an estimated $238 million haul
>Worldwide, it's estimated to rake in $517 million over its first five days
>On top of that, TFA also broke several other domestic records
>biggest single-day gross ($120.5 million)
>biggest Thursday preview ($57 million)
>best December debut
>multiple IMAX records
>biggest opening weekends in Australia ($18.9 million), Germany ($27.3 million), Russia ($12.3 million and the UK ($48.9 million)
>that $4 billion Lucasfilm purchase suddenly seems like the bargain of the century
CAMERONFAGS BTFO
DINOFAGS BTFO
CONTRARIAN FAGGOTS BTFO
BEING A "GEEK" IS NOW IN. GET FUCKED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Damn. They actually pulled it off
Arguably the best movie of 2015.
Plebs flock to a pleb flick. Is this supposed to matter?
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It's finally out, /tv/!
How do I use this link?
>>63889653
google the filename. download torrents you find.
>>63889515
Fake and gay.
