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Is she elite?
>>63880932
autism
i want her to gun me down tbqh
>>63880932
>movie comes out
>it gets discussed to death for two weeks
>then nothing
>torrent comes out
>all the autistic Australian faggots who didn't discuss it before spam it nonstop for a month
I want this meme to die.
Does anyone else find the Death Star II to be more iconic than the original?
It just looks a lot more sinister to me, and when someone says "Death Star" that is the one I think of.
>when someone says "Death Star" that is the one I think of.
Same
>>63880867
Trivia: in French, in episode IV, it's called the "étoile noire", or Black Star, then in episode VI, it's called the "étoile de la Mort", or Death Star. As a kid, I wasn't even sure they were supposed to be the same star or two completely different objects.
>>63880974
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYcI4ScPI_M
Why doesn't America want to watch a big boobied jewish mentally ill qt singing dark comedy songs? It's making me depressed tbqfh.
>>63880418
>big boobied
this is why. boobs are out of fashion now.
>>63880499
Goes to show that the media is run by gays tbqfh.
i personally do want to watch it but unfortunately i live in a country with stit-tier broadcasting prospects. The only way to get anything current, is via cable.
Glib Facsimile or Soft Remake?
>>63880395
Glib Facsimile
Soft remake because the plot details have never been the main thrust of the franchise
>>63880395
Glib Remake
Will it ever be beaten?
Even TFA couldn't do it.
>>63880313
Star Wars Episode VIII: The First Order Strikes Back will be Empire 2.0, the better film, and will beat it.
That's not TDKR though :)
It's a self-perpetuating meme at this point, I dunno if any movie can topple it
Putting some time aside to rewatch the Star Wars movies, I've already seen them but years ago.
I was considering the release order, story order and machetes order. Between them I've settled on pic, which is machetes with added Ep I.
What do you personally think is a good watch order, barring new comers and regardless of film ranking.
>>63880192
Machete order skips episode one because it's pointless in the larger plot. The whole point of Machete order was to maximize the story of Anakin while minimizing the shittyness of the prequels. If you're going to watch all 3 you might as well just do release or chronological order.
True Patrician Viewing Order:
1) A New Hope
2) Empire Strikes Back
3) Return of the Jedi
4) There is no 4
>>63880192
just watch them all in order faggot what are scared of
>Rey, did I ever tell you about how I abandoned my five year old daughter to live in absolute squalor on an inhospitable desert planet named Jakku? I left her in the care of a brutish alien scrap-dealer who essentially used her as slave labor for the next decade and a half, sending her to scavenge parts from dangerous remote locations, feeding her barely enough to survive and housing her in an overturned rusted out AT-AT. That same scrap dealer actually had the Millennium Falcon sitting in his scrap yard, yeah the same ship I trained with Obi Wan on and had all my adventures on. Oh, I also never bothered to send word to Rey that her mother had been killed when my Jedi academy was destroyed, so she remained on Jakku for fifteen years waiting for her every day, too frightened to leave in case she missed her beloved mothers return. While this was going on I wandered around in hiding while my friends, increasingly concerned over my disappearance and searching everywhere for me, fought a losing battle against a resurgent empire in which they desperately needed my help, me being one of the most powerful force users alive. In fact by just staying in hiding and letting the empire slowly regain its strength and build a new death star eight times bigger than the last one I guess I really made everything my friends and I fought and sacrificed for kind of meaningless. I put a map leading to where I was on R2, and put him in sleep mode, but then I removed the part of the map that showed my location. That part of the map I put on a USB drive and sent it to a friend who also lived on Jakku and told him to give it to the resistance. I was very careful not to tell him that my daughter, that I abandoned, was living a twenty minute drive away from him just two towns over so that he could give her some money or food or even just provide some companionship which might have alleviated the crushing loneliness which was her permanent state. He was a good friend.
>people still think Rey is Luke's daughter
it's like the Prequels affected you fuckers so much that you still can't get it out of your head that the Force isn't biological midichlorian crap
>>63880038
im going to like this new meme. reminds me of the obiwan handing down to Luke, Darth Vaders lightsaber meme. your father killed many younglings with this one misa here.
What happened to The Heightful One through Seven?
>the magnificent seven
>the ridiculous six
>>63879932
The Fuckin' five
this guy got more screen time than i thought he was going to
and it wasnt enough
I expected to see him more and at least dick Rey desu
>>63879783
i was reading JJ planned to kill it at first, then changed his mind, correct?
>>63879783
Captain Phasma got less screen time than I thought and she ended up shit. Guess it balances it out.
"Do you have a cute boyfriend?"
What did he mean by this?
>>63879731
He has a crush on her.
>>63879731
He's an insecure cuck, like most blacks.
>>63879731
Finn has a crush on Rey, but Rey is not into him. Her love interest has been cast for the next movie, as has been Finn's.They are both grills
is this the GOAT vampire movie?
what would be the GOAT werewolf flick?
An American Werewolf In Parisfuck you, i like it
>>63879703
>is this the GOAT vampire movie?
Yes.
Only contenders are Only Lovers Left Alive and Let The Right One In (or Let Me In, pretty much the same).
>what would be the GOAT werewolf flick?
Only one I can think of is Dog Soldiers? why aren't there any werewolf movies?
I really wish underworld wasn't on some twilight shit
can we just get a vampire vs werewolf movie without love interests and female main characters
So I have been hearing good things about this one punch man show
would it be good for someone like me who doesn't really watch anime or is it one of those shonen nonsense that take 230 episodes before it supposedly gets good
>>63879688
It's only 12 episodes long (just ended today) and you should watch it OP.
>>63879688
You''re on the wrong board.
(But it's great, you should watch it)
>12 episodes
>1 ova (2 more upcoming)
>pokes fun at shonen while simultaneously outdoing every shonen
It's worth checking out.
Why do people clap at the movies when no one can hear them?
I've heard this only happens in America, I'm American and never understood this.
Example
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcC-RPq388g
>>63879517
I don't know what confuses you about this. Is it just a thing that outside of America, people don't understand clapping is an expression of adulation? People all over the world talk to themselves, so why the fuck not clap for the hell of it?
Americlap here.
Heard people clap/applaud in two movies.
What do you think about La vie d’Adèle or Blue Is the Warmest Colour?
>>63879364
Seems kinda boring.
>>63879364
Good 8/10
I think it again shows that yuri only works in 2D.
worst character in star wars ever:
1. jar jar
2. captain phasma
because fuck dike brienne bitch and her bullshit shiny armor
discuss
Just how tiny is your penis?
>>63879182
>Deactivates shield and costs the first order gravely.
>Literally no consequences
Vader would have annihilated an entire star system for that
>>63879182
>That normal female stormtrooper in the other scene with Kylo Ren
>the female operators in the control room
>Rey is strong and independent, doesn't need saving
