https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvsiJppCdmk&ab_channel=RedLetterMedia
IT'S HERE
shiieeeeet
Not a chance.
Why did I feel like Captain Phasma did absolutely nothing to contribute to the film? I was expecting some cool shit from her. Phasma's big shining moment was when she retracted the shields on the mega death star.
Damn did she even shoot her gun?
>>63869162
She will kill Luke
Cap this
>We're going for a Boba Fett type character
>expecting huge badass in cool armor
>get asshole who says 3 lines and literally gets thrown into the garbage off screen
bravo J.J., all this time it was just a diss against boba fett
I was expecting at least her armor to have some exotic abilities anyway. Bob Fetts armor could fly and had Lasso guns. She was a disappoint
ITT: we speculate upon who MVS was playing and what role his character had in between VI and VII
>>63869150
Remember when everyone was saying he was gonna play some cyborg character called the "Collector" who lived in the AT-AT and had Vader's helmet and was actually former Chancellor Valorum?
inb4 mvs force ghost
Perhaps he was sent to Jakku at the same time as Rey to look on from a distance to check how she was getting on? Only to get bopped just before she actually does anything
i liked the new star wars, but not doing a thrawn movie trilogy was a squandered opportunity.
>>63868963
As much as I like Thrawn's character and would have liked to see some of the Expanded Universe material adapted to film. It was already too late to do an adaptation of most EU stuff 20 years ago.
>>63868963
give me a short summary of Thrawn EU, people keep saying it's so good but its EU so it obviously can't be good at all
don't worry, family, disney got your dumb needs covered
there's going to be shitloads of movies and merchandise for you get until the retarded masses get bored of it
Phantom Menace made The Force Awakens look like Child's Play in terms of lightsaber battles. Why didn't they choreograph any cool shit like this?
Qui Gon Gin, Obi Won Konobi and Darth Maul...Best lightsaber battle ever EASILY!
Whoever disagrees is complete and utter pleb trash.
Nice bait.
>>63868904
here's your reply
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0mUVY9fLlw
Where were you when Star Wars became Feminism: The Movie?
>>63868901
Star Wars was always a feminist movie
Leia was feminist character
Girl kicking male asses was revolutionary for 1977
>>63868901
>strong female character=boring character without flaws or personality.
When Rey forced grabbed the lightsaber and you realize she's the new Luke I felt proud for women everywhere tbqhwy
This is a better feminist movie than Mad Maxipad
OK, so...was the lighter a 'thumbs up' or a flip off? It was a clear middle finger for me, but everyone seems to think it was a thumb
>>63868786
the bird made more sense
He was showing the neanderthal fire
>>63868786
No?
That scene made me giggle silently. COME AT ME
This film is actually better than TFA. I'm not joking.
bro all of the prequels are better than fucking TFA
there were sparks of imagination in every lucas film despite the shitty aspects, this new one is just bleh
to add to that, i would take the sparks of imagination in a shit film over a bland polished film
phantom menace is literally the ONLY Patrician Star Wars piece
>Three years after the destruction of the Starkiller Base, the Resistence has been driven from their former base on D'Quar by the First Order. General Leia leads a contingent including Finn and Poe Dameron in a new base on the fiery planet Kul. The First Order Fleet, led by Kylo Ren, who has completed his training with Supreme Leader Snoke, locates them through Kylo's connection to his mother through the Force.
>While investigating a potential TIE fighter sighting, Finn is ambushed by a monstrous Scrin. He manages to escape from its cave using the Force, but soon suffers from the scorching wasteland temperatures. He is found by Poe, who brings him back to base to recover.
>The First Order launches a large-scale attack, using gigantic AT-AT Walkers to capture the base. Finn, Poe and Leia escape on a freighter with C-3PO and Chewbacca, but the ship does not possess a hyperspace drive, leaving them vulnerable.
>three years later
>completed his training
that would be a fuckin kek if he went from an apprentice to master in just three years
>>63868589
>Finn
>the Force
Rey is the Jedi.
>>63868845
if she were the Jedi it would be believable but she's a Jedi master in the first film. she out force used an active force user so she's pretty much a master and is an unbelievable Mary Sue. Bravo Jar Jar, Bravo!
>Forgive me, I've felt it again. The calling to the Light.
>Show me once more, the Power of the Darkness.
>Nothing will stand in our way. I will finish what you started, Grandfather.
Anybody else felt like this was oddly poetic, heartfelt and creepy at the same time?
I liked how he stabbed Han just as the sun went out in the background. As Poe had said earlier "As long as there is light, we still have a chance."
>>63868408
>>63868443
Gay.
Mom's gonna freak.
he's the most millennial villain of all time
So, now that the dust is settled and Star Wars is confirmedshit, can we all agree that pic related is MOTY?
>>63868210
I wish she got raped.
The Revenant
i watched it today and i was blown away. from the trailer it looked like another mary sue james bond movie
This will probably be ignored since /tv/ didn't atack episode VII enough yet but...
Post your guilty pleasure and explain it.
In Time: Literally best guilty pleasure evar.
>Best idea.
>Not soo bad acting
>Not soo bad action
>Not soo bad plot.
>Kinda shitty romance.
>Annoying as fuck female lead.
6/10 Movie, it could be better but isn't that bad even though is not good.
>>63868052
I have a soft spot for In Time, because that was the movie I saw on my first ever date.
Far cry by uwe boll
Solid action film 7/10
Yes I'm serious
>>63868052
>Dat Amanda Seyfreid short bob
Good god, my penis and I enjoyed that flick immensely.
Also, JT wasn't that bad.
why wasnt shutter island shat on for being a less original memento, though it's much younger?
the core plot of both match each other exactly:
mentally ill guy is looking for the murderer of his wife while it's actually himself but he tricks himself into thinking he wasn't so he can keep looking and doesn't have to confront what he has done, accompanied by someone who knows about everything and wants to help him realize what he has done and get over it.
memento's story telling structure isn't only way better, also the chosen amnesia condition makes much more sense to keep the denial realistic
It didn't run backwards
>>63867966
so fncher just watched memento and though to himself "man that's hard to follow, I'll put it in the right order and watch it again"
Because nobody wanted to criticize Scorsese for making a turd.
The quality is atrocious, but why not? Obviously, heavy spoilers.
Starting with the best scene in the movie.
Post requests.
>>63894815
Can we get one with Kylo stoppi-
Oh of course it's the one you do first.
How about Rey's first scene with her swinging down from inside of the Star Destroyer wreck?
My request is you develop some taste Eko
Even your boyfriend paulson did
>>63894815
damn the video quality in that version is good for a cam, but that audio is atrocious. Anyone know of a better audio source?
Rise of the edgy characters?
>>63867731
You mean every Star Wars villain ever?
>>63867749
>You mean every Star Wars villain ever?
Grievous wasn't edgy.
>>63867756
Shit characters with no motivation shouldn't be counted.
