>only 15 months away
Might as well get an early headstart on theories for Episode VIII
>luke takes on rey as his new pupil much like Yoda did for him
>kyle ron completes his training under snork
>FO literally strikes back
>luke reveals that he is actually rey's father
>rey loses her hand
>>63873445
my bad. it's only 17 months
>>63873410
Rouge one is next bro. And where did you find out Episode VIII is 15 months away? That would put Rouge One and Episode VIII way too close to each other.
>>63873522
see>>63873489
>May 26, 2017
http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Star-Wars-Rogue-One-Taking-Step-Ensure-Accuracy-101017.html
>The next installment, the first of the standalone Star Wars Story movies, Rogue One, has been likened to a gritty war movie, and according to a new report, the production is taking steps to ensure that it feels authentic.
>Forces.tv reports that the production has enlisted members of the British armed forces to populate the film and lend an air of authenticity to the proceedings.
m-maybe this one will be good, /tv/? A Star Wars film that is finally gritty and dramatic, that explores the vulnerability of human condition in the middle of an intergalactic conflict? And not in a "DC-gritty" kind of way, AKA the kind that would appeal to edgy teens who think Nietzsche is a nihilist, but more on a Saving Private Ryan or Full Metal Jacket or Apocalypse Now sort of vibe?
Or will Disney fuck this one up too?
smart movies dont sell
It will be the Captain America: The First Avenger of the new Star Wars movies
>>63873282
But anon, it's STAR WAAAARSSSS, of course it will sell.
>>63873316
As someone who doesn't watch too much capeshit, what does anon mean by that?
I just pissed myself and am traumatized 2:25 mins in
its like fucking d-day with indians
i dont even know if i can watch this ill have nightmares. does it calm down bros? its literally too scary for me
HELP
The whole movie is pretty tense. desu familia
what are you watching it on? if download, link?
>aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
It's funny because Leia is 5'1".
What happened to your accent? You were British an hour ago, now you're from Ohio?
>>63872923
damn, I always thought that she was a woman
CON PAZ CON PAZ
>shoot the shit out of the car with american family returning from vacation in adjacent lane
>South of the Border starts playing
>>63872828it ain't me
So, did you like the movie /tv/?
Pic related is the reason anyone gives a shit about star wars. It elevated scifi to a whole new level, then rotj came and crashed it back down
Let's talk about how amazing empire is and how amazingly shitty every scene without the emperor in jedi is
>It elevated scifi
It barely even counts as scifi. Idiot.
>>63872811
>star wars
>barely scifi
>>63872776
>empire
>elevated scifi to a whole new level
LMFAO
empire is a 2h toy commercial. It had the most iconic moment from the OT, but every patrician knows ANH is the best star wars film
ITT: Big guys.
>>63872621
who got 'the plane that flew too much'?
Racists BTFO
How does it feel to be on the wrong side of history?
>lupita turns out to be a cgi midget
fml
>Poe, Rey, Finn, ???
>>63872581BLACKED.COM
Why was Slavoj Žižek in Episode VII?
Because the dark side is pure, absolute ideology and must be fought.
>>63872390
I would watch that series. Zizek is everything cool about unapologetic old communists combined with /pol/-tier hatred of political correctness.
>>63872390
keke
Took my wife's son to see The Force Awakens and he said he couldn't understand why the bad guy always has to lose.
He says Kylo spent years training and he got beaten by someone who was simply genetically better than him.
I couldn't really disagree with him, he has a point - why do the bad guys always lose?
Fuck off
Wife's son meme is old my friend. Please go to [s4s] to stay on top of the latest memes.
>>63872372
They don't always lose. Especially in Star Wars. The second movie the bad guys won, the entire shit prequal trilogy was won by bad guys.
Tell your wife's son that winning doesn't mean necessarily mean being able to beat someone up and you'll have taught him one lesson that'll bring him closer to being a real winner.
1) Empire Strikes Back
2) A New Hope
3) Force Awakens
4) Return Of The Jedi
5) Revenge of The Sith
6) The Phantom Menace
7) Attack of the Clones
Issue?
>>63872348
Objectively correct. I guess that Return of the Jedi and Force Awakens could be switched back and forth on any given day but yeah. Pretty much spot on.
No. That list is pretty damn accurate.
People have a hard time comparing this movie to the OT, but if you look at rotj as a seperate movie it's really not that great.
>>63872348
>2) A New Hope
>3) Force Awakens
Eh this could go either way really They're essentially the same movie.
And here I thought she's going to be the new Boba Fett and an actual badass evil female character who in the first movie would show up in the background and be intimidating and prove to be something special in later episodes.
Why did they have to throw away this character like a piece of trash? She's no TR-8R, shes an actual traitor.
boba fett didn't do anything in empire
through out the prequels Lucas would insert background characters and make them seem important and enigmatic yet have little screen time
and them market the fuck out of them
he developed this strategy in shadows of the empire
phasma is just the newest one
>>63872266
>Chewie finds her cloak in the elevator
She'll be back.
>>63872309
>boba fett didn't do anything in empire
He captured Han Solo and backtalked to Vader with a cool voice.
Why does it have a lighter?
To light Death Sticks™.
to set things on fire
>>63872248
To start the fire
THE PUPPIES ARE BACK
THIS SUMMER
>>63872064
BUT THIS TIME ITS PERSONAL
>>63872112
>PERSONAL
>not PAWSONAL
If you answer isn't First Contact, you can go to hell.
>>63872019
There needs to be more movies about humans first creating tech that lets them travel the stars for the first time. I fucking love that movie and I'm not even into Star Trek.
>>63872019
Plinkett shat all over First Contact, but I'd say that it was the best TNG movie. Wraith of Khan is easily the best original series movie, though.
>>63872019
Nope. It's actuallyAttack Of The Clones.
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