I don't understand why people are so quick to defend the prequels with the
>It's nostalgia! You were a kid when the originals came out, and a teen/adult when the prequels came out. You outgrew Star Wars
argument that normies use so much
Many of the "oldfags" here are around 25-30 (maybe that's generous) and grew up loving movies like Batman and Robin, Kazaam, and of course, The Phantom Menace. Yet, as time goes on, we realize that those movies sucked, we were just too young to realize.
We do realize, however, that there were good, well-written movies in our childhood that kids AND adults could enjoy, such as Toy story, the Land Before Time, and Home alone.
The purpose of a kids' movie is to entertain kids. I don't see how any kid could be entertained by the prequels, where literally nothing interesting happens for 50 minutes, the pacing is drab, and the characters act like slabs of cardboard.
>>63885286
I enjoyed them as a kid
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Why are people getting so triggered that Rey is a Mary Sue?
the entire final act literally proves she's a Mary Sue
>>63885207
Its a children's movie. Who cares?
>>63885319
Then why are there threads being left up about it if this is an 18+ site?
Or do you think blue board means you can post here?
>>63885364
Manchild detected.
What you niggas think about this? I thought it was good, but the girl was annoying and unnecessary.
I liked it a lot, but it had a weird theme. The whole "assimilate into your father's identity but stay an individual" was hard to understand.
>tfw seeing the meme man himself on screen
>>63885066
Better than I though, but some shit was by the fucking numbers. Solid, enjoyable movie all things considered
How would a rebel militia be able to create something more powerful than the Empire while only possessing a fraction of its resources?
Something that is very unclear about TFA is what are the shape, form, and size of the first order and the resistance.
>>63885056
They won the galaxy lottery and gambled it all on black and doubled up
Not even joking, this is part of the extended SW : Universe cannon material.
>>63885056
I'm guess FO probably came across some ancient tech through Snoke's help.
>tfw thinking about 2001: A Space Odyssey an realizing that Prometheus is a hackneyed remake of it
This came on so slowly, so long after the fact, that it fucking hurt. Wow, I didn't like it when I saw it, but this realization is making me question the very fabric of reality.
>>63885041
It's also a shitty copy of At the Mountains of Madness, and stopped an actual adaptation of that story from getting made.
>>63885041
Prometheus has as muchin common with 2001 as it does with The Shining.
So this is Snoke
Are you guys going to watch The Revenant and The Hateful Eight screeners that just leaked? I kinda feel like I should see them on the big screen, but they're not out until next year were I live.
>>63884948
Same here. Can't watch them until the last week of January. But of course I'd rather suck nigger dick than take a fucking screener.
>>63884948
ye i already watched them
revenant = 7/10
very beautiful, cool movie but there wasnt that much going on in terms of story development or any peak
the hateful eight = 5/10
just 2.5 hours of boring talking with some people getting shot every now and then. it's just pointless
>>63884948
I already watched The Hateful Eight
All I'm going to say is that I'm 100% sure without a doubt that /tv/ is going to hate it. I know I hated it halfway in when Tarantula breaks flow to explain the exposition for 2 minutes.
How can one man be so incredibly based?
>>63884935
Tom Hardy is a pretty good actor. TDKR sucked ass, though.
>>63885057
SOMEONE
>>63885057
>>>>>>>>>>>>hothead
Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
>>63884536
James Franco
>>63885297
not handsome enough
I was thinking based mads with a lot of make up
>>63884536
stop shilling over this sick man, the worst thing of "le room" is no the movie itself, but the legions of fucking idiots claiming "OMG is so bad is funneh XD", literally reddit before reddit existed.
ITT we pretend it's 2007
>Summer Glau is such qt 3.14
WHO HAS THE NATALIE PORTMAN HOTEL CHEVALIER NUDES??
kek i wish i was born senpai, the aether is cold and mysterious
Which screener should I see, /tv/?
star wars
All of them, cucklord.
>>63884231
All three you dingus, all three are good movies.
What are the best 60s movies?
literally 100 years ago. who cares
Post yfw
>"and the Oscar goes to.... MICHAEL FASSBENDER!!! FOR STEVEN JOBS!!!"
post yfw
>"and the Oscar goes to.... JLaw for Joy"
>>63884041
>and the Oscar goes to.... Gentle Ben in The Revenant
It's going to go to Eddie Redmayne for that movie where he plays a chick
Who's your favourite character from TFA? Mine's Finn. He literally stole every scene he was in.
inb4: cuck
he was surprisingly good. would've liked Poe to have been in it more
>>63883958
Tray-Tor
>>63883958
>He literally stole
typical negro
What went wrong?
>>63883775
everything
>>63883775
Derivative boring plot, hacky dialogue, shit characters.
It's a JJ Abrams film alright!
>>63883775
lol even the poster looks like fucking shit
Now that the dust has settled we can all agree that this is a flawed but entertaining solid 7/10, right?
Also, does anyone else know Daisy's body of work?
It's just as boring as the prequels
stupid cultural marxist propaganda
>>63883736
>does anyone else know Daisy's body of work?
She had her tits out as a corpse.
>>63883793
I heard that was a body double.
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