I just saw this for the first time. How the fuck did it manage to be this bad?
Battle of the Gods was pretty good, but this was just terrible.
>>63882295
I disagree.
>>63882295
F was way better than Battle of Gods.
>>63882295
Have you never seen a DBZ movie?
V > IV > VII > VI > III > I > II
So we're all in agreement, yes?
Nope
I think you forget where you are
>>63882163
Good list but it seems that I'm the only one who thinks ANH is the best.
IV>V>IV>III>VII>I>II
Tarantino has gone too far...
Disrespecting the South and the Southern history and pride in such a gross way
It really makes me sick
why dont you smelly cowniggers secede already
>>63882154
I know you're an angry cuckold trying to b8
>fucking Reddit Letter Memeia gets stickied
WAKE ME UP
>>63882040
this thread could become a sticky too for just $9.99
>>63882405
Do you take Dogecoins?
what was the point of even adding this fucking character?
>>63881846
They needed some wise old fucker who was so wise and old that they would have the lightsaber of the greatest Jedi hero in the galaxy
To make up a role for the niggress that plays it.
diversity
so, someone actually had to retrieve this lightsaber from the bottom of that huge chasm in Bespin? and was his hand still attached to it?
>>63881609
That's a story for another day :^))))
>>63881609
>I'LL TELL YOU ANOTHER TIME
jeez. these fan and their stupid requests of fixing lazy plot holes
>>63881609
They never found Luke's right hand.
It somehow came to life because of the midichlorians within it and then traveled to Earth millennia later where it lived with a family with the surname Addams.
Are you too blinded by the hype to deny this was terrible casting?
reminder
>Before Adam Driver was cast as the villain, Michael Fassbender and Hugo Weaving were considered for the role
Who would you have casted? I thought maybe the older brother from Jurassic world could've done it
>>63881616
Isn't Hugo Weaving in his 50s? How would that even make sense?
Why didn't the Eagles simply carry Frodo and the One Ring into Mordor and drop the Ring in Mount Doom?
>>63881568
Because Tolkien wasn't redditor
>>63881568
even the eagles would have wanted the ring
they are more primal so they would have just tore Frodo into pieces and took the ring for themselves
>>63881804
Their're just dumb birds, how much trouble could they cause with the ring
>LOTR is still the greatest trilogy of all times
Thank you based Jackson for BTFOing all Star Shit kids
The Hobbit shits all over both though.
Star Wars is basically Lucas reading LOTR and thinking "I must do this... but in spaaace". Of course LOTR is better.
Am I the only one that thought Han, Leia, and 3PO came off WAY WORSE and more cringe-worthy than all the new characters?
I would much rather see a movie exclusively about Finn or Rey than endure another moment of Han and Leia's endless fucking dialog.
Is he an allegory for school shooters?
He's basically Dylan Klebold in space.
>>63881317
I'm surprised they don't paint snowtroopers chartreuse.
>>63881317
He's clearly fucked up mentally a dozen different ways, sure.
Sort of.
Back in '77 the image of pure evil was The Man, with his fascism and evil corporates, tall and intimidating and invulnerable on the surface, but now we have a different image of pure evil thanks to mass shooters: immature, pathetic, mentally imbalanced. Kylo Ren is a reflection of the times.
ITT: Post the best looking lightsaber
I'll start.
Damn, now I already posted the without a doubt best one. Sorry folks!
it looks like a
Idk why, I just di
dragon dildo
Blunder of the century
>look mom, I posted it again
>>63881164
Nah it was good, a redemption of sorts
The prequels were better desu
post yfw people think Star Wars will beat Avatar
>only grossed 517 million
>still has to gross 2+ billion to even break even with Avatar
>World wide
No one cares about how good you are at peddling shit to thirdworlders Jim
>517M in 3 days
James, you seem a tad worried. Something wrong?
>>63881298
Everyone who wanted to see Star Wars this weekend saw it. Now expect a 50%+ drop off next weekend.
Avatar had like a 20% drop off in it's second, third and fourth week because people just kept going. It was an event. More so than Star Wars.
Star Wars won't have the legs. Plus,a bunch of new movies are coming out in January that will surely take attention away from Star Wars. Once again, Avatar didn't have that threat. In the cold brisk days of January 2010, it was just Avatar and Avatar alone at the box office.
all episodes of Enter the Badlands are coming on AMC today if you have not seen it.
for those that have seen it how do you like it?
>>63881075
I love the fuck out of this show, it's fun, the action is great, they do minimal cuts durin gthe fights and you can see the actors a lot instead of just their stunt doubles.
I'm really hoping for a S2
>>63881075
God tier fight scenes.
Although I think an interesting plot device would be the rediscovery of guns. Like they reach Azra and then come back with AKs to fuck up all the barons.
>MUH 517 MILLION!!
these are the retards that browse /tv/
they thought that this movie would beat avatars
TWO BILLION in foreign markets
foreigners are racist and dont want to see a black guy as the lead
foreigners dont want to see a woman as the lead
It's over.
Star Wars shills on suicide watch.
and reminder that star wars is making LESS $ daily box office vs jurassic world
the only reason star wars has the domestic record is the thursday shows that started super early
>>63881105
Why would they think a bunch of guys with blasters could defeat 2 Jedi Masters?
