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He will return in Episode VIII.
Lets hope not
>>63879164
He might make it better, he maybe borderline autistic and fucked up but at least his life was fucked up to justify it partially
>Rey, I hate sand
>Rey, you look like Padme
Is this any good? Will this finally be like an actual television show parodying retail stores or will it half-ass it like most tend to do? It has potential.
Anyways discuss
>>63879117
>mfw wagecucks will watch this and laugh at a corporate America-produced parody of their own miserable existence
looks to score high on diversity points at least.
>>63879492
If anything there's too many whites for it to be set in a walmart
What does Chad Swoleson think of TFA?
Epic brah epic!
It goes right into his top three favourite movies alongside Jurassic World and The Shawshank Redemption.
He thinks Darth Kylo was a little bitch but he liked the movie anyway because FUCKIN STAR WARS
>>63879073
IT WAS EVERYTHING HE WANTED IT TO BE!!!
>"Light Side" is now canon
Anyone else find this stupid and video-gamey? What if you're a Sith but you use healing powers to save an evil ally, or your protection powers to keep a powerful weapon from being destroyed?
What about telekinesis and jumping higher? Is that the "Neutral Side"?
It was better when there was just "the Force", and there was a "Dark Side of the Force".
I agree with you. I thought the dark side of the force was like using the ring in LOTR.
The pathway to Hell is paved on good intentions, etc.
Luke said "I can bring him back to the good side" in Jedi as if that's somehow better
who cares
The difference between the light and dark sides are related to the fable of the sun and the wind.
Meaning neutrality really isn't possible.
>280 million budget
Let that sink in
Whats with that dumb mini zoom
>>63878823
Yeah, I was thinking that.
It's like a zoom ESPN does during a football game. Im guesing they do it here because it looks more "realistic"
you know....a bus flying through the air has to look realistic
>that CGI Thor in the first scene
Reminder that it's not Abrams fault.
He is the director, not the writer.
Except the Jew was a co-writer.
>>63878633
Disney probably gave him a huge drawn out plan and breathed down his neck the whole time
Directed by J. J. Abrams
Written by
Lawrence Kasdan
J. J. Abrams
Michael Arndt
>be 20ft bong woman, probably mocked and traumatized her entire life
>get hyped as an actress for your warrior performance in a shitty D&D TV show for basement faggots
>land role as secondary antagonist in the new Star Wars
>get your character hyped in anticipation
>have to do a ton of mediatic appearances, blitzy photoshoots and talk about your character in a meaningful way
>show up at...
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it aint me starts playun
>>63878134
she's planned to be in episode 8 (and have more of a presence)
don't worry
a lot of TFA got left on the cutting room floor, so they might throw in those cut scenes in the future
>>63878322
>have more of a presence
citation needed
>don't worry
worry? I don't give a shit. as far as I'm concerned, she was a totally wasted character. I'm just not sure how the creators can boast their SJW agenda with Rey, then make such sloppy work out of other female performances
if more of her screentime was cut, it means it sucked.
ugh can this hack die in a car crash please
Did he raped your family or something?
>>63878008
>2001 doesn't show the aliens
pleb hasn't even read the books.The monolith is the alien
"not likely use DNA at all"
wat
I'm sorry, but if you like the 1970s version, you are blinded for nostalgia for an era that you weren't even born in.
The 2005 version is better in every aspect.
It's really not
I watched both of them as a kid and recently
Both times I prefered the original
>>63877979
>being a nigger
>not understanding that both have their merits, but the 70's one is ultimately superior
I'm not even a nostalgiafag, your opinion's just wrong.
I actually prefer the oompa loompa songs in the remake.
Now that the dust has settled this movie is trash right?watched it 4 times. 1st i liked. 2nd i loved. 3rd i hated. 4th i hated.
I'm just pissed that literally none of the actors were actually playing their instruments.
I'm tired of fucking Hollywood being so god damn lazy that they just cgi faces onto musicians rather than making the actors learn how to play.
>>63877668
I watched two times and liked it. It's fun to see a military musician giving orders.
>>63877709
Miles know the drums, don't he? I saw in a interview.
And fuck you OP, this FILM is great.
>In early drafts of Attack of the Clones, the name of the Jedi who contacted the Kaminoans was Sido-Dyas, and was originally a false identity for Darth Sidious—Obi-Wan Kenobi claimed to have never heard of him, and Mace Windu confirmed no Jedi of that name existed. The spelling "Sifo-Dyas" appears in one draft as a typing error that Lucas preferred to the original name;[5] thus the scenario of the Jedi's identity was rewritten.
>Sido-Dyas
>Sidious
>No...
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Nobody knew the name Sidious until Dooku told him on Geonosis.
>>63877698
Sidious first appears in TPM when Nute Gunrays talk with Sheev
>>63878096
I meant the Jedi. Obviously those working with him knew it.
>/tv/ regards this utter trash to be one of the best Britcoms
It's just American tier toilet humour, with no cleverness or subtlety to the gags, and the overdone DUDE SOCIALLY AWKWARD NERD LMAO trope thrown in for extra measure. To call it a Reddit show would be giving it too much credit; it's more like some LADbible shit.
oi cunt
>>63877632
Nice blog post
>>63877653
BUS WANKERS! Hahahaha Jay is literally me xD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAd2xnlrmc0
>>63877564
Geez that music is just like mixing Empire march and Sheev theme so original
Bravo Williams
lmao they sound literally nothing alike
>>63877564
John Williams is a hack.
So what's everyone's thoughts on this show so far? I'm liking the ship designs so far.
![c82[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wfGaEnt.jpg "c82[1].jpg")
>>63877547
>Syfy
it's shit
>>63877568
It can't all be shit.
>>63877547
How can any other scifi series even compete ?
How come he managed to gain more attention and popularity from the fans than Phasma, Hux and Kylo?
>>63877520
>/tv/
>"the fans"
>>63877520
So, it's because TFA is literally JUST the type of rehash I was expecting, it's nothing but a glib facsimile.
If Star Wars was all I had access to as a child in terms of sci-fi I probably would become one of those crazy fanboys, but thankfully I had access to anime from very early on in my youth years that my mental balance is very stable.
Seriously, if you have watched Akira, you'd realize just how sophisticated anime is and it blows away anything Star Wars would have to offer.
A lot of people mention Ghost In The Shell, which has just enough of sexuality in the mix to draw in the western audience I suppose but I must say that Ghost In The Shell is not even in my top 10 anime, not even close, that's just how deep the world of anime is.
Some anime is so disturbingly mature like Fractale that I wish it would challenge the system and submit it as a Drama category in the Oscars just to bitchslap the snotty Academy.
It's not just the level of maturity and sophistication anime has, it's also quite original, entertaining, and visually fantastic. I would regard anime as the highest form of cinema art-form.
But hey, me preaching about anime won't do you any good, you gotta go out and see it for yourself just how much you are missing.
The recent one I would recommend to check out is Sword Art Online which is light and easy to get into anime for the first time yet appreciate it as much, but if you want the heavy stuff right off the line check out Guilty Crown in which the plot is so complex and twisted that you'll need extra oxygen pumped into your brain in order to comprehend everything, and if you want amazing visuals and a gripping drama that also has awesome mecha battles Aldnoah.Zero is the shit.
Seriously, if you know anime like I do, Star Wars looks like it's something for little kids.
>>63877520
BEcause he deserves it much more. He was the last authentic character in any SW movie. Everything else was made to fit a certain demographic's expectations and likings while he is just an isolated piece of pure in-world cohesion.
