Let's talk about the Star Wars film no one else wants to talk about.
So what are your thoughts The Ewok Adventure? I lied it cause it had ewoks in it.
Not much to talk about
>>63902070
Liked the first one, ambivalent to the second.
I actually liked after seeing her when she was wearing the helmet and eating that food like a little kid. Why did they ruin her?
>>63901898
Agreed, that was some cute shit.
Best part of the movie btw.
>>63901898
>I like women better when they're acting like children
cunnyfag pls go.
On that note have you guys noticed there have been literally no cunny threads the past few days?
So we have to wait another year and a half to find out who these assholes actually are?
I bet Kylo was the only one who survived boot camp.
>>63901704
the other Knights of Ren. Wow that was fucking tough one
>>63901704
They are Disney's new toy series.
That's all you need to know.
So was Rey trained by Luke or the Knights of Ren? Luke wiped away her memories, right? Probably because he loved her as a daughter and was devastated by her turning to the darkside?
She was not trained by anyone. She learned everything on her own, apparently.
>>63901322
'no'
Too much foreshadowing and hints imply her past isn't what she says/thinks it is
>>63901607
Then what is her past?
Does anyone else feel really fucking bad for that guy who's last dying wish was to see Star Wars: The Force Awakens?
Not at all. He said he loved it, 95% of critics and 99% of Star Wars fans all loved it.
It's a small group of contrarian faggots on the internet who hate it because they think not enjoying popular things makes them more substantial people, and not just jaded, bitter human beings
>>63901209
He deserved to die.
>>63901209
At least he didn't pay for a ticket.
Hermione is and always has been black, according to J.K Rowling.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mbvd/new-harry-potter-play-casts-black-hermione#.df4XGb82la
It's just never going to end, is it?
Us whites are so oppressed amirite guys??
>>63901208
More like "Boy hollywood sure found a great race button that prints money"
I'm black, and even i think this is bullshit.
DUDE LIFE USED TO REALLY SUCK BEFORE MODERIZATION LMAO
>>63901098
life still sucks, faggot. now we're just in a psychological hell instead of a physical one
>>63901271
DUDE REDDIT LMAO
What the fuck man? She did literally nothing the entire movie and got BTFO at the end. What was the point of her?
>toyetic
>>63900803
>another toy to sell
>have her return in VIII
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IT'S A TRILOOOOOOGYYYYYYYYYYYY
So, who's worse?
>>63900628
Kylo ren.
Mutt had some good moments like the soda bar scene and the college chase and they had some good banter
>>63900628
Kylo was actually the best thing in the movie tbqh family.
Tom Hanks's real son.
What are some good criterion movies that don't get sucked off daily
Watched this the other day and it's a really fantastic black comedy.
My favorite
Zippo man or whatever it's called? witht he glowing car
you top 5 or 10 favorites sw characters:
-darth maul
-grievious
-luke
4- yoda
5- obi kenobi
6-chewie
7- han solo
8- darth vader
9- kylo ren
10- leia
Obi Wan
Han Solo
Yoda
Darth Vader
Kylo Ren
Mace Windu
Boba Fett
Mara Jade (idgaf if she's not canon now)
Lando
Edgar Allen Poe Damoramamanaman
no particular order
Obi Wan
Tarkin
Han Solo
Chewie
Sheev
Vader
Yoda
Luke
Poe
Lando
Top tier:
Luke
Han
Mara
Rey
Tarkin
Second tier:
Finn
Vader
Kylo
Obi-Wan
Thrawn
Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that this was a studio calculated paint-by-numbers, poorly written fan-service rehash of ANH, with too many in-jokes and references and not enough attention to making the plot make sense, with too many coincidences ham-fisted into the plot to tick fan-pandering requirements in an attempt to desperately prove to the audience that they "get it", and to sell recycled toys?
>>63900563
Yes, most of us who have a brain realize this. Plus it has JJ all over it. This film will be long forgotten soon.
>>63900606
It's literally MCU tier. Star wars should never be MCU tier
>>63900563
This movie was what would make or break a 4 billion dollar investment, no shit it was all of that.
Rogue One is going to be the real test to see if these new movies are up to snuff.
OTfags will defend this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kpHK4YIwY4
>Obi Wan is the first spinner we see in Star Wars
And it was a good trick
>>63900504
>vader literally has the high ground from his point of view due to robot legs
>spinning cant beat the high ground point of view
Absolutely poetic
>>63900504
so stiff and slow
I feel like I should have just stayed home and rewatched Episode IV.
The Force Awakens went full poetry, lifting every plot point from the original movie and oversaturating it with cool explosions, snappy dialogue, and boasts of being bigger-and-better, all the while discarding the magic of its predecessor.
>all the while discarding the magic of its predecessor
got any concrete thoughts to back this up? other than you didnt see this movie when you were 5 years old?
We get it, you're a racist and misogynistic bigot.
>>63900527
Hey tumbler
http://webmshare.com/play/8GyGz
>"BIN!"
What did he mean by this?
>>63900439
He's saying 'Been!", prompting Ren to reflect on who he had been in the past.
>>63900439
Where did you get this? Upload the whole thing plz.
>>63900439
>BARK!
