Why are the jedi always near extinct in every movie and game? Are they really that bad at military strategy to get c ucked by the sith everytime?
>>63908402
I actually never thought of that. They really are pretty much always nearly extinct. The prequels not so much, but in lots of EU...
There were a ton more Jedi than Sith in Ep 1-3.
>>63908402
They're all over the place in KOTOR
It's going to be shit, right? That DMV scene will be the only funny thing, right?
I wanna fuck that rabbit.
But yeah, it's probably going to be an okay movie. Only the first trailer was really dumb where they thought they had to explain the idea of anthropomorphic animals and that nobody has ever seen anything like it be-fur.
>>63908375
>DMV scene
>funny
The one time I wanted Bane to shoot up my theatre, he wasn't there.
BEST FILM OF THE DECADE
EVERYONE ELSE CAN STAND THE FUCK DOWN NOW.
YOU HAVE BEEN BEAT
>it was so good Mike was brought to tears of happiness
>>63908363
who's this hideous fuckin hutt?
>>63908339
>film
That's a flick, OP.
The trailer for this abortion was before my viewing of TFA.
Why...why, oh why is this being made, /tv?/
Is anyone, aside from autistic tumblrinas, actually looking forward to this?
>>63908293
Because J.K. Rowling has to stay relevant and she has no more characters to fag up.
>>63908343
Basically this.
Also she's on welfare.
Again.
>>63908367
>Also she's on welfare.
Literally how?
What do you think about this rare movie?
I HEARD it wasn't good. I haven't seen it.
>>63908496
You heard wrong, friendo.
>>63908263
I watched it, it's a shit movie that is hated even by the director, but I still enjoy going on /tv/ and pretending it's a patrician masterpiece to trick people into watching it so it all worked out in the end
>Storm Trooper armor is no longer an enclosed system with environmental controls (toxic air can somehow kill them, considering in the established canon they can even survive in outer space and under water until their air supply runs out due to this enclosed system where they never breathe actual environmental shit in)
>Force powers can just be learned by thinking about something, almost like how the Green Lantern powers work
>Lightsaber fighting is no longer a disciplined weapon. You can literally be a Stormtrooper or a level 1 scavenger and fight a seasoned Sith apprentice with ease, even defeating him
>The Star Killer weapon can fire suns at other planets, with said energy being able to travel multitudes faster than light (the amount of time it takes for it to go from the very most outer rim area it occupies, to an inner core system, means the blast was travelling at around 5,000 times the speed of light. Wut.)
>Tie Fighters can now take multiple blasts from mounted turbo canons without even having a scratch, whereas they will be destroyed by a single shot from an X-Wing
>Tie Fighters can now take out emplacement turrets on a fucking Star Destroyer in a single hit, yet can't even knock out the Falcon's engines in at least 10 hits with the shields down
>Dark Side users no longer show physical corruption, and their eyes won't change when enraged
>You can fall out of a space ship that crashes at hundreds of miles per hour, and within the space of a few hours not only be picked up in densely fortified enemy territory, but have so few injuries that you can fly an X-Wing better than anyone else
>Within the space of 30 years, the entire Imperial Navy was replaced by slaves and dark side fanatics
>The New Republic is composed of 4 planets, with their entire fleet, which is supposedly better than the First Order who control thousands of systems, being in dry dock/low orbit of said planets as they are destroyed
Reminder that anyone who likes the new lore is a casual.
>>63908220
>Dark Side users no longer show physical corruption, and their eyes won't change when enraged
Anakin was using lenses. He was just an edgy boy.
>>63908220
>caring this much
>>63908220
Kylo isn't a sith. Pretty sure Snoke purposefully has him just out of feeling the dark side. He wants Kylo to be torn and fight himself
Outside of that I agree
How is this already leaked?
Probably the cuck of tarantino did it so it gets more sound in the internet.
wut
Oscar screener.
Why was Sheev smiling here?
Sheev's a happy guy.
>>63908188
For U
he has two personalities
>Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life. After I killed him in his sleep he used this power to transfer his consciousness into the midichlorians where he lived on as a disembodied ghost within the force itself, eventually he managed to use the midichlorians to create a life in the womb of your mother. You Annakin, are his creation. Qui-Gon tried to tip everyone off to this when he said he believed the midichlorians "gave birth" to you, but no one listened. You are Plagueis will made flesh and eventually you will kill me and avenge his murder. Eventually Plagueis will gain enough strength that he can project a physical image from within the force and talk to people in the real world, he will use this to found the First Order, and then turn Ben Solo against Luke Skywalker by pretending to be you, his grandfather, when he sends him visions. Eventually Luke will realize that the only way to destroy Plagueis is to preform an exorcism upon the force itself from within the first Jedi Temple, and so will begin his search.
Also the same music plays in the background.
>>63908116
Plagueis died after episode 1, dongus.
>>63908116
>Sheev knew he couldn't beat his master in combat so stabbed him in his sleep
B A S E D
>/tv/ suddenly loves Jimbo C's Avatar
Fuck this gay earth.
>>63908101
This is the cost of being contrarian on principle. This place is literally Reddit now.
>>63908144
>contrarian on principle
what?
I dont love avatar but i respect it
2.7 billion is insane
whoops
>>63907945
that poor dyslexic son of a bitch
>>63907945
There it is
>>63907968
hey man, that's not cool, you know blacks aren't very literate.
What am I in for?
Probably one of the most beautifuly shot film in a long ass time
Panderous /v/eddit meme cinema
Anyone who likes it browses reddit without exception
it ain't star wars I'll just say that
Which director/s would've done a better job with The Force Awakens?
I personally think mr Faverau could have made the movie fun and distinct in all the right ways, as opposed to what JJ did.
luc besson
He understands pacing much better than JJ so yeah probably
>>63907819
James Cameron
He's too above Star Wars, but if he assessed from his deep sea palace he could've done it
Can anyone recommend me a good comedy film, flick or kino?
His Girl Friday and Arsenic And Old Lace are arguably Cary's best flicks.
AaOL also launched him into stardom.
He was probably bi, too.
>>63907775
Sorry, the Awful Truth was his breakthrough.
There were some pretty massive bromance vibes between him and Finn. Do you think one or maybe even both might turn out to be gay or bi?
He will be blacked.
>>63907697
i can only hope. I would legitimately love if they hooked up and made out in front of Rey and then flew off together into the stars, never to be seen again
>next film has a love triangle plot where rey can't choose between finn and poe
>9th movie has finn and poe confess their love to each other without even realizing rey was attracted to any of them
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