Why was TFA such an obvious ripoff of this movie?>Curly-haired dork in a black helmet who had little spaz attacks while acting like he's in control.
>Super weapon is suction based: "SUCK!! SUCK!! SUCK!!"
>Leader guy almost sounds like "Skroob".
>Little old orange person gives hero the relic of power.
>Spaceballs: the Flamethrower.
>FInal confrontation at the weapon's weakpoint.
What a rip.
>Both movies have Jewish Directors as well as numerous Jewish actors
Holy shit
>>63906248
This thread is too reddit for current /tv/ and that's really saying something.
>>63906765
>Calling this you don't like reddit
Oh hai reddit!
DUDE SLEEK CHIC MINIMALISM LMAO
>disliking the new design
cancer
Everything about TFA is fucking lazy. Everything aspect of it.
>>63906350
fucking retard
CAMERON WINS
STAR FLOP IS FINISHED
ITS
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http://www.usatoday.com/story/money/markets/2015/12/18/star-wars-compares-dollars/77508190/
B A S E D
J I M
It could get a re-release too. It could get a huge spike in the third week. Who knows.
Henceforth you shall be known as Darth...
>>63906163
Bitch nigga
Icky
>>63906163
Well he wears a mask...
The sooner you accept that Rey is a Palpatine, the better.
She's the daughter of Luke and Sheev because Luke and Sheev are the same person.
I could accept her being son of Sheev.
>>63906061
Nope she's a Dooku.
Is it time for him to step down and let Michael Giacchino take the reigns?
>>63905984
Rey's theme was the only thing that really stuck to me
This is what most surprised me. I've never been let down by John Williams music before. I guess he is like literally like 85 though and should be long retired if not dead.
Overall the movie was pretty good, despite the soundtrack not being star wars amazing.
It's sad that nothing in The Force Awakens is even as good as the new Star Trek main theme.
My friend took this picture of Vince when he came into her office. What happened /tv/?
>>63905929
Can iphone's really not flip pictures? Fucking disgusting.
>>63905983
Just tilt your monitor
>>63905929
Did she ask him about True Detective?
Literally could not have picked a better actress for wonder woman.
>>63905906
I wanna have this jewess' babies tbqh famiry
I felt the same way about the female lead in the new star wars. Dat smile though :D
>>63905906
too bad when she opens her mouth she will be shit.
Also cant act for shit or talk English.
Would you watch a stage musical about the life and times of Sheev Palpatine? What would be some of the songs?
It would certainly be Palpable
I Dreamed a Sheev
>posts palpatine
>not "le sheev sheev SHEEV! sheev am so funny xD" epic meme
Thanks OP, you male this place less cancerous
Can we talk about how based it is he is Rey's dad?
>Most powerful light side user
>Goes Dark Side only because he realizes the Emperor already controls the Republic and in turn controls the Jedi
>He only ever wanted peace
Confirmed for Rey's Dad. Why else even keep the prequels canon?
>>63905767
He died before she can even be conceived
>>63905805
Force semen. It waited around a couple of years before finding a suitable womb.
>>63905805
The wiki says her and Ren are in their 30s.
Pretty much this.
>>63905762
Haha, RIGHT, man?!
Us guys know. Those SHEEPLE just likeing whatever the corporate JEW shoves down their throat... they'll never learn. But we know...
This should be printed onto a flyer and handed to every person walking into the theater to see the movie.
>>63905762
>screencapping your own facebook posts
I'm about to start the last episode. I don't know if I can handle this, bros. Things just went from intense to outright fucking bonkers.
Also, general "The Shield" thread. Looking forward to reading people's thoughts as soon as I'm done with "Family Meeting."
>>63905758
i'd get the fuck out of this thread immediately until you're done with the ep, Family Meeting is one of the best episodes of the show.
speaking of the shield, do you think there is a particular type of material that could be made into a shield to block incoming light saber strikes? That would be a dope of fuck idea for the new star wars. It doesn't seem to far fetched considering the risks they took when considering Kylo's light saber design.
Vic did literally nothing wrong
>Luke, what's wrong?
>Leia, do you remember your mother? Your real mother?
>Just a little bit, she died when I was very young
>What do you remember?
>Just images really. Feelings. She was very beautiful, kind, but sad. Why are you asking me this?
>I have no memory of my mother. I never knew her.
If Luke and Leia are twins, and Padme died after birth, how the fuck does Leia remember her mother?
shhh, faggot
Midichlorians
>>63905543
She probably thinks that Jimmy Smits' wife is still her real mom. This is before luke tells her. She thinks bail organa is her dad in The First One so she has no reason to doubt her mother yet
Bone Tomahawk was better than this mediocre shit.
Even without the cuck shit, this movie was just plain bad. How the fuck did Tarantino convince Ennio Morricone to score this godawful trash?
>>63905417
it sucks
i was really looking forward to this shit too
>halfway through the film Tarantino just starts narrating his own script
I'm pretty sure Quentin just does his thing to piss off other screenwriters at this point
>>63905417
It's not like Morricone is picky, he scores anything
Fuck TFA for what they did to Phasma. I will never stop being upset with what they did with her. It's unbelievable to me that she was not the stormtrooper who fought Fin. They dropped the ball. They dropped it hard.
>>63905382
>expecting anything out of a character that was created for the sole purpose of selling action figures
I think she's supposed to be in the next one.
