Why is this movie so shitty, /tv/? Are there any recent horror movies that are at least slightly scary?
>>64131594
>horror movie
It wasn't a horror movie.It was a movie with horror in it.
>>64131647
My eyes just rolled so far back that I could see the ZOG mind control device.
Krampus has a couple of good scary moments, but the most recent scary horror movie I can think of is the Conjuring
WE WON'T GO BACK
>>64131410
That kinda fucked me up as a kid. Pretty dark for TNG. Also this.
>>64131410
>they offer no assistance even though the PD says nothing about parallel universe interference
>they didn't just hang around a few more minutes to see if one of the realities has figured out an anti-Borg killer weapon
>or each reality contributes like 10 starships, which would be consistent with UFP communism
>>64131410
Literally JUST: The Alternate Universe
What would you do if he was your son?
>>64131389
I'd throw down my only weapon, stride up behind him and confront him on a narrow bridge above an echoing chasm with no back-up behind me before calling him an idiot and attempting to take his sword away.
I imagine it'll go quite well.
>>64131389
be dead
>>64131389
Throw him to the trash compactor with Phasma
>"You gotta pay the troll toll if you wanna get into that boy's hole"
What did he mean by this?
his dad was pimping charlie out to his friends as a little boy
CONFOUND YOUR LOUSEY TOLL, TROLL.
ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
>>64131394
Charlie didn't have a dad though.
Official Star Wars film power rankings
5>4>6>7>3>1>2
>>64131190
I can agree with that.
Althought putting VII above the prequels doesn't really mean much.
>>64131190
4>5>7>6>3>1>2
4>5>6>7>1>3>2
>The.Force.Awakens.2015.1080p.WEB-DL.DD5.1.H.264-PLAYNOW
IT'S
FUCKING
HAPPENING
SOMEONE'S GETTING FIRED FOR THIS ONE
HOLY SHIT
link to public tracker please
bullshit, google shows nothing.
The most atrocious acting I've seen in a long time
just retire
>>64130823
PART TIME
>>64130823
Just go suck a cock faggot
Harrison Ford is based as fuck and Star Wars doesn't matter.
>>64130823
Ford has always been a shit actor, nigga actually ruined Bladerunner.
I'm just about to see this for the first time /tv/. What should I expect?
a good movie
Spoilers
>>64130442
a Mary Sue
Credits will do fine
>>64130384
it works on your mum all the time
NOOO-O DEY WONTE
>>64130384
>there is an alien species that is impervious to Jedi mind tricks
>Empire haven't used this exploit to create an army of Toydarian stormtroopers
One question:if Han is Ben's father then why did he call Vader's helmet "grandfather"? Does he mean Han is Ben's father but Vader is Kylo's grandfather, not necessarily Anakin himself but Darth Vader the sith lord?Sorta confused.
either troll or super dense
Are you retarded?
>>64130332
leia is his mother, vader is leia's father, you are an idiot
>go to cinema
>sneak past penis inspector
>guard in watchtower shines spotlight on you
What do?
dumb frogposter
>one week before 2016
>still going to movies
>>64130274
If you go to the DIP they can issue an avoidance license that lasts for 3 months. That way you'll only have to live with the shame every few months instead of everytime you go to the cinema
>Goose
>Hal
>Joan
>Carey
>Oscar Issac
>Hank Scorpio
Is this the most /tv/-friendly ensemble of all-time? What are some films with great ensemble casts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DSVDcw6iW8
>not mentioning fallout hellboy bikeman
but yes you are correct
>>64130271
Who's Carey or Hank Scorpio?
>POOOOOOOOOOWER! Unlimited POOOOOOOOOOOWER!
There's people on /tv/ right now that think the PT Star Wars films are anything other than absolute garbage.
>ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!
>>64130221
fuck off man Darth Meme was the best part of the PT
>>64131083
Dank Lord Dart Meme
Execute order 66.
right on it sir
let me just uhh find the
Did he have a conservation like that with a couple thousand different troopers?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh3PNe9cNYA
It's sheevson, then
havent seen episode 7 and never will, but what is max von sydow's character like? i remember reading that he was going to be a cyborg scavenger of jedi memorabilia.
He has a small ship, but it turns out he actually transforms into that ship.
The Force AWAKENS almost had a totally different beginning. Max Van Snowden was going to pick up a galactic map and say "now i have become a map to the stars" and slowly merge into a hologram
>>64130124
>what is max von sydow's character like?
he's only in the movie for 10 seconds. but he was pretty cool. i liked the way he delivered his lines
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