Watched expected got thread.
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>>64138572
mine's gonna look like shit compared to this, but...
>Amerilards get burgers when they go to theatre
You can't make this shit up
I had a cheesesteak one time. Last time I got some mozzarella sticks. Choice food to eat, my friend.
>yuropoors can't appreciate fine dining
Your tabs speak to a very humorous meta joke that I don't quite get in this context but can appreciate nonetheless.
>rewatching the OT
>Luke, help me take this mask off
>But you'll die
mfw based Lucas invented Baneposting in 1983.
>>64137626
>putting the mask on was extremely painful
>taking it off killed him
Truly pottery
.....woah...1983 to 2012
thats a big gap
>>64137626
CIA guy's question to Bane 'will you die?' was a referece to Darth Vader
This is a bro thread. Let's post and discuss bros/homies/buds in films. Why don't more movies focus on this kind of relationship?
>>64137479
>Why don't more movies focus on this kind of relationship
I hope the pacific is as blue as in my dreams too OP.
> Manage to be able to go see SW7 while avoiding all spoilers
> Have a fucking good time seeing the movie, blows all my expectations away
> Go see on /tv/
> Everybody hates it
Fuck you guys, you dont know shit
Its like 2 or 3 contrarian autists who've successfully hijacked /tv/ and keep posting about it. Its amusing, really, the amount of work they're putting into embarassing themselves.
It was pretty well liked initially, there's just been a huge wave of contrarian trolling the last few days.
>>64137464
> Everybody hates it
No we don't. Most of us love it. There's just a few out spoken fucktards crying about it
What did YOU do during INTERMISSION?
I felt bad for Tarantino - until this point he had never made a movie that wasn't GREAT
and I bought popcorn
I took a piss, then shitposted on /tv/
I sat in my chair and stared off into space
>>64137397
I've yet to see it. Learned that it's showing where I'm vacationing (Miami/Ft. Lauderdale) so I'mma see it on Monday
CUT MY LIFE IN TO PIECES
>>64137396
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
FATE OF A JEDI
>>64137420
DISINTEGRATION
NO SHEEVING
>WOW THAT IS QUITE A GRIP
>YOU SHOULD NOT PICK A SUPERMAN V BATMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE WITH THIS PERSON
>>64137374
>yfw this is better than star wars
BOYS
PLEASE LET'S BRING LEXPOSTING BACK
>>64137374
It's BATMAN V SUPERMAN DAWN OF JUSTICE YOU NIGGER DESU SENPAI
SW:TFA is the latest in a testament to the elephant in the room: 'pirating' isn't the new, insidious plague of the movie times, it's spoiling films. There's almost no possible way to prevent movie spoilers nowadays, in this age of connectivity. From social media to forums to image sites to plain-old Google searches: you damn near cannot (soon WILL not) be able to avoid spoilers for films unless you see it opening night. And even then, still not fullproof, people spoil things from screenings.
I remember theaters getting The Dark Knight Returns shipped to them in two separate packages, to help prevent pirating it, IIRC. Think about it: how can film companies possibly hope to combat/prevent spoilers? They can't. Now YOU, the consumer, can try your best to go web black and stay offline as much as humanly possible until you see the film, but even that seems incredibly improbable.
Again, and SW:TFA is thew newest proof of this: the new cancer/threat of films from here on out (the huge blockbusters, mainly) is preventing spoilers.
Why does it matter? Everyone already knows the endings to the major Shakespeare works and nobody complains of that.
This new obsession with the plot of films is cancer and an inherent anti-art sentiment.
If you literally can't bear a film knowing what will happen then you have no business calling yourself a fan of authenticcinema
>>64137345
Fuck off dbag Han Solo dies.
When will traditionally animated features make a return?
>>64137322
Never. The future is cg which will be succeeded by shitty interactive video game movies which will be succeeded by watching other people play shitty interactive video game movies.
>>64137322
This honestly would of been better if it was live action. It was animated for the sake of being animated, they never did anything with it. Could of done a "Princess Bride in Mexico" kind of thing with the characters. Wasted potential.
>>64138276
I don't know if it would've been better, but it would've been more successful.
Emperor = Disney
lightning = Marvelification/tumblrification of movies
Luke = Star Wars franchise
Vader = George Lucas
FATHER PLEEEEAAASE!!
>George will never fight the evil disney empire and make the original original trilogy
>>64137250
OP= autistic faggot
>/tv/ suddenly defends George Lucas
What happened?
This was the best saber duel in the entire series
Prove me wrong
>Prove me wrong
I was ready to agree with you until you posted this now you can eat a dick
well, that's not a hard task...
>>64137224
kill yourself, manchild.
>Very likely, since he was cut from TFA
HOW DOES THIS MAKE YOU FEEL /TV/?
>>64137096
i don't understand this
i thought anakin was put into a vader suit
If Vader has a cameo, it's going to be in the iconic suit.
There's nothing iconic about Hayden Christensen.
>>64137096
You know just because something is cut from a movie doesn't mean it'll be in the sequel. It can be but I wouldn't say that makes it "very likely."
Best/worst performers?
>>64136990
I hate Proops. Not sure why.
That second from the right guy I always liked. He's cute.
>>64136990
Ryan=Colin>everyone else
>improv
the cringeiest form of entertainment
they put in so much effort, for such mediocre jokes, and everyone eats it it up because of
>muh unscripted
Disney will get full rights to the prequels, V & VI in 2020.
Should they try and get the rights to the original as well?
>>64136889
>should they try
they already did. fox won't sell for any amount of money
>>64136889
They did try.
>>64136920
>>64136945
Is there an article saying as such?
