>Bonds play-brother just happens to be a super villian
>Bond Slut falls in love with him after a weekend
>Batista nearly kills both Bond and the bitch...the bitch got two concussions in less that 5 minutes...they end up fucking less than 30 seconds after getting rid of Batista
>Bond gets drilled in the head twice in one sitting, but he ends up being okay and is sniping away at henchman a few seconds later
>Bond shoots a gauge at the compound and the whole compound explodes
>The new boss just happens to be a villian too
what did I miss?
>>64132062
>the last three movies were orchestrated by this movie's villain
>>64132062
a plane materializes out of nowhere because Bond needs it for a chase sequence.
>craig
>bond
http://murphcooper.tumblr.com/post/135538931843/ok-so-my-dad-just-came-up-with-the-coolest-fucking
This theory fits perfectly when you think about it, and this is why the new trilogy is going to be superior to the original. This is monumental storytelling. I don't even think Kasdan and Abrams could have come up with this on their own.
http://murphcooper.tumblr.com/post/135538931843/ok-so-my-dad-just-came-up-with-the-coolest-fucking
The new trilogy will be its own cultural phenomenon in history and it's deserving of it.
not going to read it so ill never know whether or not you're being facetious :^)
>ok so my (dad, girlfriend,mom, wife, kid, grandmother, etc) did something
I'll not read your fucking blog, you fucking stupid faggot
Domestic: $440,395,329 49.5%
+ Foreign: $449,900,000 50.5%
= Worldwide: $890,295,329
>10 millions more in just a day
:]
>>64139687
Please fucking defeat Avatar
please
>>64139687
I saw it again this afternoon. The theater was about 5x more packed than it was opening night, just with lines outside of the auditoriums. It was almost impossible to find parking for my whole group, too-- we should have all met somewhere else beforehand and packed everyone into the same car.
Indian Smurfcats is toast.
How is this even possible? This looks realer than real life.
>ywn suck on that nipple
>>64139509
light and shadow
I guess nipple hair makes it real.
I just watched pic related. I gotta say, Korean films are my favorite tbqh.
I've watched all the popular "revenge" films. What else do y'all recommend?
Korean Film General
I Saw The Devil
>>64139480
>Korean films are my favorite tbqh
1/10, try harder next time.
>>64139574
thats a revenge film you dip
Tae Guk GI is my favorite that isnt drama
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>You're TEARING ME APART
what did he MEAN by this?
>>64139420
They were all fuckups in some way or another, but they found comfort in each other, for whatever that was worth.
>>64139505
who
their expectations of him deviate from his expectations of himself
Guess the movie
>>64139311
the mummy
Real life circa 2017
IRL
ITT greatest hollywood duos
name one non manlet jew
You can't
>>64139310
Who was in the wookiee suit for TFA? Can't be mayhew as the fucker can't even stand up without a cane or walk around.
>>64139310
How does Downy Jr. compares to them?
Was Kylo Ren a big guy for you?
Cancer: The thread
>>64139426
Thanks for le bump!
>>64139309
No, he was a hothead.
>Secretly the son of the most powerful, important person in the history of the galaxy
>The flat-out best pilot in the galaxy even though he's a teenager
>Becomes best friends with the coolest dude in the galaxy in the course of an afternoon
>Makes out with a princess
>Saves the day in a vehicle he's never once flown before by firing a single shot, basically blindly, at a small target
LOL WUT A GARY STU M I RITE?
>>64139308
The Force was with him, always
>The most powerful, important person in the history of the galaxy
>the flat-out best pilot in the galaxy even though he's a teenager
>becomes best friends with everyone though he's a creepy asshole
>fucks a queen
>saves the day in a vehicle he's never flown before by firing a single shot, basically by accident
LOL WUT A GARY STU M I RITE?
Luke never pulled the force out of his ass though, and flew his shitty ship in the trenches of tatooine so he had lots of practice for that extremely specific trench run.
I finally got around to watching the first season of True Detective. The hype train did not lie. This was phenomenal. Honestly, I expected something a little more explicitlysupernaturalin the end, but I was fine with the direction they took.
So I'm a little concerned by the fact that season 2 apparently has none of the same cast/characters, takes place in a totally different setting, and doesn't even HINT at anything macabre in the trailer. It looks like they just decided to make a crime drama and use the True Detective brand. Da fuck mayne.
Is S2 any good? Are my fears justified? I would be happy to stop watching right now and end on a high note. I just need to know.
>Is S2 any good?
No.
>>64139213
season 2 is absolute shit and you might as well not watch it.
it was fun when we had threads on here every night. we could frankpost and make fun of it. the night that they tokyo drifted into the moon was fun, that was extra laughable. especially with the heist scene ending up how it did. (i won't spoiler it but lets just say deus ex machina x infinity)
if season 2 was its own show we would have said meh, its ok. but the fact that it was the second installment of the greatest story told in modern times made us all wonder what the fuck was up for about two episodes, and then just relentlessly make fun of it for the rest.
>>64139213
Don't watch it
Watch seasons 1 and 2 of Fargo instead, much better anthology series
HOLY SHIT
ASH TEAMS UP WITH THE DEADITES TO KILL LUCY LAWLESS CONFIRMED
ITS HAPPENING
rip pablo
I think that'll happen next season. Next episode is gonna be Ash vs Pablo vs Deadites vs Lucy Lawless, and when Xena kicks everybody's asses then they team up.
>>64139226
>tfw Pablo and kelly are gonna die because Raimi wants everyone except Ash to constantly diealso why did the evil stop trying to possess ash after EDII?
this was the best star wars movie. fuck you all
Hey Reddit
I just saw it last night, all the questions I had before watching the movie I still had after watching the movie.
Honestly the whole thing is like a 2 and a half hour trailer to sell toys. Like ROTJ but with a little more payoff and little less ewoks.
So she's better than luke and anakin and shitty old obi wan
fucking deal with it, nerd
>>64139136
>character is a Mary Sue
>described as such
>damage control argues that these are baseless and misogynistic allegations, so please stop spreading such ridiculous lies.
>character is still a Mary Sue
>still described as such
>damage control argues that character actually has a mysterious and detailed backstory, so enough with this hurtful slander!
>character is still a Mary Sue
>still described as such
>damage control trying to make Mary Sue's an acceptable and hip thing
>"deal with it nerds!"
kek
Keep fighting the good fight.
>>64139418
see this is what i mean, you have literallyL I T E R A L L Yno reason why being a mary sue is supposed to be bad, it just is because you say it is
who cares? so what if a girl is more powerful than a bunch of shitty guys
why ;__;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1stwnj944mA
He lost the fight to Rey. But has he really? Here's the reasons why I think Kylo's the real winner of this fight.
1. He never had the intention of killing Rey so he had to hold back his blows the whole fight.
2. I think he either planned to tire her out or to knock the lightsaber out of her hands.
3. He could have easily pushed her off a cliff winning the fight but he CHOSE not to.
So, technically, Kylo is the real winner since he had the opportunity to kill her but showed mercy and just stood there letting her connect with the force instead of pushing her off the cliff.
>>64139091
Fuck off Kylo
>>64139091
>He lost the fight to Rey. But has he really?
Yes he did. It's pretty obvious that they're going to set him up forturning to the light side, and Rey falling to the dark side, and him to duel and best her at the end of the trilogy.
>>64139183
This would be the best outcome, which is why it won't happen.
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