I'LL TIGHTEN THOSE RESTRAINTS
>>64135662
JJ Plagarism
>>64135662
Why is star wars so fucking shit?
>>64135662
If he knew about the mind trick all along why didn't she try it on the rations vendor?
STAR
FIGHTING
WIZARDS
BIG
Does /tv/ actually like movies. What is one movie /tv/ won't nitpick?
You're a fucking retard.
Probably newer than the bog I did in the dunny this morning.
>>64135582
Conan the Barbarian
>>64135582
>What is one movie /tv/ won't nitpick?
Tremors
What does it say about our society that these are our scariest movie villains in 2015
And this guy
LITTLE
JJ Abrams is promoting white genocide
>we will never see another Master and Commander film
It hurts.
good
If it was made in todays time half the characters would be female and/or black, Jack would be played by Lena Dunham and the british would be in black naziesque uniforms
>>64135459
in the heart of the sea tried it and failed miserably
>>64135495
>not liking that movie
fag
teh rey
>fnnnnnnnnnnnnngh
>the nigger
She's like the second coming of Emma Watson. Basic plain looking chick that's overly hyped because she's in a successful meme franchise
What is the official /tv/ opinion?
>>64134953
Complete shit after season 1
>>64134971
Why?
The vicepresident killing that random chick was the biggest jump the shark moment in a while on TV
Could you date a girl with bad taste in movies?
>>64134885
sure, it's not like most people's taste in films, myself included, aren't terrible anyway
Yeah
If I had a gf I'd have better things to do than watch lots of movies anyways
>>64134885
Yes. This should give you the perfect opportunity to get a date, anon. You could show her good cinema and she would mistakenly think you were smart.
>WE
ARE
COMING
TO
AMERICA
>>64134825
>wher the latinos trannys at?
This was actually a really good movie
Why does everyone hate found footage?
I get the complaint about how it's unrealistic for someone to film everything, but every horror movie has stupid quirks.
Because its a transparent way to save money and effort for most films.
>>64134846
And also looks like shit.
Im fine with it if it makes sense for characters to be filming it. Most of the genre is pretty lame, ie a highschool student decideds to start filming everything the day before sht goes down
Rec did it well
You guys forget about True Detective Season 2 already?
Not star wars related. Fuck off
>You ever bully or hurt anybody again, and I'll buttfuck your father with your mother's headless corpse on the front lawn
What did he mean like this? Did he plan to use a headless corpse to penetrate another man's asshole?
>>64134626
Yes.
>omg I loooove Star Wars, Harry Potter, and Marvel! 3 of the biggest franchises of all time! like they generate billions of dollars cool right? im so obsessed with them omg i can't even. I'm such a nerd.
why is everyone, not just women, suddenly like this?
>>64134380
being a nerd is cool anon, get with the times its 2015
>>64134380
it's a millennial thing
we're the generation that fucking bought into mass appeal
the fact that this shit is pandering bothers them in no way whatsoever
the thing is that they're so fucking narcissistic that they actually believe they are manipulating the media, not the other way around
Because the end is coming
>look at me im such a dork watching a star wars movie hihi
who?
>>>>>>/heem/
Joe Rogan is a modern day Plato
You manage to get right in front of JJ Abrams, /tv/, and you have about fifteen seconds before you get dragged away. What do you say to him? Or do you just wind up and swing?
>>64134070
spit on his face
Next movie, man...if you want a fan's advice..
cool it on the homages/references and start ramping up some relatable flaws in Rey.
Other than that, good job.
Oh! And Y wings! Y wings and A wings!
MAYBE SOME B WINGS!
Kneel down
Start sucking his kosher dingus
Can you guys explain spoilers to me?
I don't get how knowing the outcome of one scene would ruin the entire movie when you need te entire movie to know why that outcome even matters.
When the public stops caring about the story and only care for the end results it just seems like they are not looking for entertainment anymore, just titillation. sMh
>>64133997
Ruins the immersion, at least that's the case for me
>>64134102
What does that have to do with immersion?
>>64134169
So I can get a genuine reaction from whatever is happening on screen
