Blow my physical self up. Why the fuck is he so big in this abortion of a sketch?
>>64141749
why does that look like the tiniest couch ever?
OP here, I mean he's actually there and part of sketch. This isn't Photoshop magic. I want to know what kind of fuckery this is.
>>64141826
Kimmel probably hoards the couch funds for the dressing rooms
I'm going to hang a high wire between the two towers of the World Trade Center and walk on it.
What a hothead.
he obviously got permission to do it, why was it portrayed as a heist
>>64141691
Is this what Americans do on their spare time?
My mom got me a scorpion jacket for christmas, now I can look like the Driver too
>>64141640
In addition to looking like a faggot?
>not owning at least 3 scorpion jackets already
>almost 2016
do you even drive faggot
Daaaaamn. I'm so jelly, man.
Lucky.
Is he the most handsome man of all time?
>>64141631
Yes.
>>64141631
Only after the accident.
>>64141631
>Was
>Lefort grade IV
His face literally was torn from his face, BONES AND ALL... then reattached
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_Fort_fracture_of_skull
Who would win?
I want to say Rey, purely because John Cena was the dumbest fucking meme of 2015.
John Cena lost matches. Rey has never been defeated.
we already know who the winner is
and hisname isJOHN CENA
Stop talking about fucking Star Wars and let's talk about how we can make Wild Hogs 2 into a reality.
bumping this good thread
>>64141555
R E D D I T
> movies for mom
INTENSIFY FORWARD FIREPOWER
>>64141541
>SIR!!! WE LOST OUR FORWARD DEFLECTOR SHIELDS!!!
>>64141541
TOOO LAAATTE
>>64141541
AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!
Let's discuss the best tv show since Lost. Bookfags stay out. No spoilers allowed.
>>64141412
Obviously you havent seen a lot of tv shows. The strain is bullshit.
>>64141919
I have super high standards and refuse to watch trash. The Strain is great because it has excellent visuals and television is a visual medium.
>>64141987
The knick,fargo, house of cards.... All better than strain.
So are they setting up Finn and Poe to be homosexual love interests? Genuine theory.
>>64141297
Yep. THat white boi is gonna choke on BBD.
to be perfectly honest bisexuality isn't that much of a stretch of the imagination in the current socio-economic climate.
It is perfectly reasonable for Poe Dameron to be exclusively homosexual and Finn to be bisexual with Poe and Rey.
>>64141394
His boipoosi is going to get smashed by BBC
>tfw you will never experience this kind of love
;_;
I bet the field was CGI
Hello /tv/ i'm a poor fag here need the best free watchable sites i'm talking 720p 1080p etc..
Gif related to tv show.
Just torrent it
>>64141223
NETFLIX
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>>64141223
Couchtuner
>>64141268
Not free
>>64141210
Where's the rest?
>>64141911
Rest of what?
Is this the worst written character in the movie? Literally nothing about her makes sense.
SHE DON'T NEED NO MAN
SHE STRONG PROTAGONIST
UGG CRUSH BAD GUYS
NO REDEEMABLE QUALITIES, JUST NAZI ANALOGIES WITH A DESPOTIC CULTURE OF WARFARE
ME SMART WRITER
ME MAKE COMPELLING STORIES
>>64141132
MARY
Which do you like better and what does it mean.
>Alien: you value characterization and atmosphere over quick pacing and action.
>Aliens: you value quick pacing and action over atmosphere and characterization.
>>64140812
Alien is obviously the better film if you care about film. If you're just a theater-goer looking for your next spectacle to consume then Aliens is for you.
Like Alien more but Aliens is still great. In Alien the Xenomorph was so fucking menacing and in Aliens they were just some shits
I think they were both excellent but as an action pleb I liked Aliens more.
Rey will be the villainess of the new Star wars. I have some ideas to support my theory:In the film Rey is extremely unnaturally gifted in the force, she can use it with no training or instruction at all, her power just awakens randomly. Unless they explain her sudden abilities; like Luke having a link into her mind she's too unbalanced. Even if they explain it Rey by her own existence brings unbalance to the force. during her fight with Ren she uses her rage, anger and hate to overpower and beat him. She nearly kills him and might have finished him if the ground didn't separate. We know almost nothing about her and yet people think she's Luke's daughter. Ask yourself this; Would Luke abandon his family on some shit hole of a planet?
Ren is the true fulfillment of the Prophecy of the chosen one. Here's why Ben/Ren will bring balance to the force. Taken straight from the wiki folks!
>Despite his loyalty to the First Order and his devotion to Vader's legacy, Ren demonstrated deep conflict within himself. In spite of his commitment to Snoke and the dark side, he constantly feels the pull of the light. Snoke displays an interest in Kylo Ren due to his embodiment of a BALANCE between BOTH the LIGHT and DARK sides of the Force, as opposed to only one aspect.
Ren is pretty much confirmed for the chosen one and tragic hero of the new Star wars. Here are some reasons for this:
1.) His own lines foreshadow heavily that he's going to bring balance like his grandfather did. Aka for the greater good I must do bad.
2.) The harder he tries to go to the dark the weaker he becomes but when he's balanced he's as powerful if not more so then Vader or Rey.
3.) He struggles extremely with the dark and light side of the force and is torn between them.
4.) If he's studied anything about Vader he knows he did the right thing in the end.
Rey is a clone of Anakin. Luke was training other Anakin clones to try and jump start the Jedi Order. Along with the Anakin clones is Kylo Ren, his nephew and the biological grandson of the original Anakin. But Kylo wasn't as powerful as the Anakin clones, despite being a biological descendant, and he grew jealous of the clones' power. He was seduced to the dark side with the promise of greater power, and he killed the rest of the Anakin clones before they could become even more powerful. All except for one, and that is "Rey", she escaped, or rather, was hidden until she will be "harvested" by the Sith at a later time when she is ripe.
>>64140666
Rey expresses so much rage, look at her expressions throughout the film. She looks pissed off almost the entire movie save a few scenes. She's scowling in almost every shot I saw and I was paying attention.
Youre giving this more thought than the creators OP.
Movie is shit just let it go.
