good actor or just eye-candy?
>>64144862
C. None of the above
>>64144862
a little bit of both but not a lot of either
>>64144862
>eye-candy
candy bar that melted on the dashboard of 76 El Camino
What the fuck did i just watch? no seriously, what the fuck?
i dont know where to start with this monstrosity of a flick. if it wasn't for the obvious faces and lightsabers it would just be the usual high budget flick with the thinking that fancy effects and explosions will make a 'movie' good. fucking wrong.
i couldnt tell if it was at the start, beginning or end due to the lack of structure and plot - infact im still struggling to see what the plot was? the whole thing dragged out to see some old fuck standing on the cliffs - greeeaat.
what really fucking me off was how they mocked the dark side to be a laughing stock. that pathetic joke making the clone troopers run away when kylo was throwing a tantrum.
-kylo was meant to be the evil sith boss but actually got KILLED by a girl using a lightsaber for the FIRST FUCKING TIME. the fucking dindu put up a good fight, they both have zero fucking knowledge in using one, let alone the force in general. what the fuck?
how can anyone possible criticise the prequels with pieces of liberal shit like this one? there were no characters in TFA with any presence, or something that made you think 'wow i like this guy'. the prequels had mace windu, anakin, obi wan, darth vader, darth maul, etc. what did this one have? the characters were fucking dull as fuck, im actually angry as im typing this i just cant get over what i just watched and i need to vent it somewhere.
trust disney to fuck up this bad. i dont even need to mention (but i will anyway) the obvious racism with the dark side being all white, and the 'goodies' being a melting pot of spics, chinks, dindus, females etc. how can this racism even be allowed?
sadly ticket sales determine the success of a film, and so people will feel obligated to think this flick was good but in reality it was tediously boring, which lacked a plot, characters with any redeeming qualities, and made the dark side a joke.
>>64144844
tl;dr
The tie fighter scene were the best parts of the movie and lifted this shit up from a boring mess to an enjoyable movie.
>>64144844
>>64145465
The movie fucking sucked ass, Episode IV repackaged.
Hamfisted shit, wooden characters with forced unbelievable relationships. It was shit.
>>64144844
>>64145465
>>64145514
>HURR DURR IT WAS LE SHIT. I'LL JUST START SHITPOSTING STOCK COMPLAINTS TO BACK UP MY 'ARGUMENT' WITHOUT ELABORATING ANY FURTHER. HURR DURR NOW WATCH ME SHITPOST NOW WATCH ME NAY NAY, WATCH ME SHIT, POST, WATCH ME NAY NAY HURR DURR
You are all a literal cancer. Please kill yourself. You will be helping in the betterment of this board if you do so.
Where is the Star Wars spinoff about General Veers
>implying Disney remembered this guy
>>64144819
Not greenlighting a General Veers solo trilogy
>Disney chose poorly
>>64144864
Someone needs to remind them of the greatness that is Veers.
Fuck, Tray Tor is probably related to Veers somehow
>go to Burger King
>receive this
What do?
I ORDERED A LARGE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You have to kill yourself.
I don't "get" it
Which was the better film?
At first you'd think The Revenant has the edge, but I'd say they're pretty even at the end of the day.
Revenant could've been a masterpiece, but Inarritu dropped the ball. Still a great film, but the paper thin plot and shoe-horned spirituality really fucked with it.
>>64144796
I have to wait to see The Revenant in the theater to find out.
>watching lubezki at home
>>64144796
Revenant was stunning
Haven't seen Tarantino yet since it's not out here yet. I live in a backwards place.
>>64144796
The Revenant isn't perfect, but it got kind of close. Pretty sure it's my film of the year, next to Mad Max.
It has alright.
Not bad, but decent. OK.
Pretty decent, but not excellent.
Like the OT, so I got what I wanted. I'm happy with it.
Can't wait for how decent and OK the next episode will be :)
It was alright.
It was alright.
It was decent.
It was alright.
What did he mean by this?
The glib is facsimile
Wtf, it's actually real.
a fluent but shallow replication of an older work
>The only review that matters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lfocnclUFQ
the same guy who said he like tpm? no thanks then.
All these reviews have something in common, which is talking about how it made them feel and "being 10 years old" again.
Once the nostalgia wears off and people watch TFA a few times the same thing will happen like it did with Phantom Menace. People will gradually see it for the soulless rehash it is.
how much was he paid?
>Alejandro has prepared a delightful meal for us. Chili and sea bass, I believe. Shall we?
What did he mean by this?
>>64144599
nobody knows
Just saw this movie yesterday. Just realized how feminist it was, especially for the time.
>>64144685
not really. malcolm just uses that shit to hit on ellie
Whats your favorite movie of 2015?
Mine's Mad Max Fury Road, still feel the excitement every time I watch it, saw it in theatres twice then bought it. Hands down the best action movie I've ever seen.
>>64144541
You are autistic
>>64144541
The revenant is my most favourite this year also mad max was finally a good action movie. The hateful eight was fine but i wont probably watch it again.
I'd agree, memes aside. At least in terms of action movies. I can't remember being this excited after seeing a movie in the theater for a long time. Nothing that came out this year can touch it
Didn't the resistance supplant the empire as the governmental body for the galaxy? Eg Communist Russia
Why are they still "the resistance" other than star wars nostalgia?
Wasn't it established that the empire lost everything except a single star destroyer, which is the base for the first order?
>>64144426
Post "that" webm plz
Goofy looking bitch.
>>64144518
Not as goofy looking as your mother.
CARMELLA CAN YOU PLEASE CHECK THESE DUUUUUUUUUUUUUBS
pathetic
You're pathetic. This is how you get dubs.
witness me
>He got the up side, I got the down side. See there's two sides to every Schwartz.
What did he mean by this?
>>64144224
Daily reminder that I'm surrounded by Assholes.
did both rings come from a box of Cracker Jacks?
3 part script prediction
Post 1/3:
>We open with backstory
Snoke is Plagueis - The Sith Lord who could cheat Death (Plagueis = canon because Episode III, Ayy lmao Muun version was EU bullshit)
>Sheev kills Plagueis who becomes dark equivalent of force ghost
>Revives himself into a disfigured zombie-like figure, adopts a new name, watches the events of 1-6 and influences the betrayal of Sheev by Vader.
>Steps into power void once Sheev dies
What happens next?:
We Learn how Kylo turned
>Luke has Vader helmet at new temple where he trains because he kept a memory of his father after the funeral
>Kylo is teenage, angry at being forced to attend academy by Leia (she says she did so in TFA)
>Has "dark side cave" style experience upon finding Vader helmet, where Snoke influences him through the Force and shows him visions of Vader's power and anger. (hayden christensen casting leak goes here) Kylo believes it's Vader showing him these things (hence the "show me again" in the helmet altar scene in TFA).
>Kylo assumes his current name, gathers a few followers in the academy(knights of Ren), and murders the rest. He spares Rey (shown by Kylo stabbing the helmeted figure charging rey in her lightsaber flashback scene in TFA), his cousin, which is the last of his connection to the light.
>Rey is dropped off on Jakku by Lor San Tekka (old dude at beginning of TFA), who promises to watch over her as she grows up. Rey is possibly mind-wiped by Luke if they allow that to be a thing, so that she forgets she was ever trained as a Jedi till her sleeper moment happens in TFA.
>Luke goes into hiding on the Ireland planet in self exile
Cont.
>>64144143
(2/3)
Now Rey and Kylo get trained
>Luke trains Rey Yoda style ('cause Pottery),
>Snoke trains Kylo with some badass dark side training, We get to see him do things with the Knights of Ren (his followers from the academy) we heard all about but never saw besides the one scene in the rain.
Other Characters
>Finn is convinced by Leia to use his skills to fight the First Order.
>Poe does more Poe things with BB-8 because he's already a perfect character and they have a man-droid bromance.
>Phasma escaped, is booted out for her role in the destruction of Starkiller Base, and gets developed as a character more, making a personal plot of revenge against the traitor, now acting as a Mercenary.
>Hux wages all out assault against resistance.
>Instead of Death Star 4.0 we see a super weapon involving Snoke's abilities with the Force.
Major events:
>Kylo Backstory
>Rey and Kylo Training
>Poe leads resistance in space battle vs. Hux fleet, possibly in Falcon with Chewie. Chewie is in Falcon regardless
>Finn takes part in ground battle, separates from battle, 1v1 on Rust with Phasma.
>Snoke uses the Force to sway the battle (Bastilla Battle Meditation style from KOTOR if they're cheap//new physical power if they're creative to make a new one up)
>Luke and Rey sense it, and rush to scene. Kylo sense Luke and goes out to kill him. Wizard battle using Force between bigs, Kylo vs. Rey round two.
Cont.
>>64144208
(3/3)
Final Battle Extraordinaire:
>Luke gets diverted somehow during wizard battle, possibly Snoke killing Leia?
>Snoke uses break in action to break Rey, who has once again rendered Kylo useless despite being bested, because he again can't bring himself to finish her. Snoke captures her so he can convert her.
>Snoke sends Kylo to finish a morally crippled Luke, who has now lost his daughter and sister to Snoke.
>They have a brief fight where Kylo fesses up about wanting to kill him like Vader intended. Luke is bested physically, but then Luke tells him of Vader's redemption.
>Kylo gives into the light and vows to save his cousin who he couldn't kill, and the last remaining member of his family aside from Luke, from Snoke.
>Poe saves the space battle with his amazing skills
>Finn battles to a draw with Phasma, where both are forced away from one another because of the battle around them.
>Finn stumbles off to find Luke and Kylo together in the moment of Kylo's turn (this moment will set him up for his big moment in IX when I predict he convinces the other stormtroopers of the first order to defect just as he did.)
Movie ends with:
>Kylo and Luke returning to Resistance Base, Kylo ditching his name and dark side get-up, returning to be Ben Solo, and also separating his ties to the Knights of Ren (they will confront one another in IX).
>Finn showing his evolution as a war leader and assuming a more command position
>Poe being given helm of the Falcon if he wasn't already.
>Hux is killed of by Snoke for failing again, replaced by someone newly introduced (hints at Grand Admiral Thrawn have currently been leaked in officially canonized Star Wars books that accompany the movies and Benecio Del Toro is confirmed as a villain in VIII)
>Rey is tortured and turned, final shot is her building and igniting a red saber.
Directed by Anon. Suggest changes.
George Lucas said himself that Anakin was still the Chosen One in the OT and it was planned from the beginning... is this enough reason to believe that Anakin is the true protagonist of all of the Star Wars movies?
t. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqLsQClut5c
is it better than season 1?
Not even close and neither season approaches the greatness of the film. It's still OK
It's great
I just finished season 1 and didn't like it. Is season 2 worth my time?
