good actor or just eye-candy?
>>64144862
C. None of the above
>>64144862
a little bit of both but not a lot of either
>>64144862
>eye-candy
candy bar that melted on the dashboard of 76 El Camino
What the fuck did i just watch? no seriously, what the fuck?
i dont know where to start with this monstrosity of a flick. if it wasn't for the obvious faces and lightsabers it would just be the usual high budget flick with the thinking that fancy effects and explosions will make a 'movie' good. fucking wrong.
i couldnt tell if it was at the start, beginning or end due to the lack of structure and plot - infact im still struggling to see what the plot was? the whole thing dragged out to see some old fuck standing on the cliffs - greeeaat.
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>>64144844
tl;dr
The tie fighter scene were the best parts of the movie and lifted this shit up from a boring mess to an enjoyable movie.
>>64144844
>>64145465
The movie fucking sucked ass, Episode IV repackaged.
Hamfisted shit, wooden characters with forced unbelievable relationships. It was shit.
>>64144844
>>64145465
>>64145514
>HURR DURR IT WAS LE SHIT. I'LL JUST START SHITPOSTING STOCK COMPLAINTS TO BACK UP MY 'ARGUMENT' WITHOUT ELABORATING ANY FURTHER. HURR DURR NOW WATCH ME SHITPOST NOW WATCH ME NAY NAY, WATCH ME SHIT, POST, WATCH ME NAY NAY HURR DURR
You are all a literal cancer. Please kill yourself. You will be helping in the betterment of this board if you do so.
Where is the Star Wars spinoff about General Veers
>implying Disney remembered this guy
>>64144819
Not greenlighting a General Veers solo trilogy
>Disney chose poorly
>>64144864
Someone needs to remind them of the greatness that is Veers.
Fuck, Tray Tor is probably related to Veers somehow
>go to Burger King
>receive this
What do?
I ORDERED A LARGE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You have to kill yourself.
I don't "get" it
Which was the better film?
At first you'd think The Revenant has the edge, but I'd say they're pretty even at the end of the day.
Revenant could've been a masterpiece, but Inarritu dropped the ball. Still a great film, but the paper thin plot and shoe-horned spirituality really fucked with it.
>>64144796
I have to wait to see The Revenant in the theater to find out.
>watching lubezki at home
>>64144796
Revenant was stunning
Haven't seen Tarantino yet since it's not out here yet. I live in a backwards place.
>>64144796
The Revenant isn't perfect, but it got kind of close. Pretty sure it's my film of the year, next to Mad Max.
It has alright.
Not bad, but decent. OK.
Pretty decent, but not excellent.
Like the OT, so I got what I wanted. I'm happy with it.
Can't wait for how decent and OK the next episode will be :)
It was alright.
It was alright.
It was decent.
It was alright.
What did he mean by this?
The glib is facsimile
Wtf, it's actually real.
a fluent but shallow replication of an older work
>The only review that matters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lfocnclUFQ
the same guy who said he like tpm? no thanks then.
All these reviews have something in common, which is talking about how it made them feel and "being 10 years old" again.
Once the nostalgia wears off and people watch TFA a few times the same thing will happen like it did with Phantom Menace. People will gradually see it for the soulless rehash it is.
how much was he paid?
>Alejandro has prepared a delightful meal for us. Chili and sea bass, I believe. Shall we?
What did he mean by this?
>>64144599
nobody knows
Just saw this movie yesterday. Just realized how feminist it was, especially for the time.
>>64144685
not really. malcolm just uses that shit to hit on ellie
Whats your favorite movie of 2015?
Mine's Mad Max Fury Road, still feel the excitement every time I watch it, saw it in theatres twice then bought it. Hands down the best action movie I've ever seen.
>>64144541
You are autistic
>>64144541
The revenant is my most favourite this year also mad max was finally a good action movie. The hateful eight was fine but i wont probably watch it again.
I'd agree, memes aside. At least in terms of action movies. I can't remember being this excited after seeing a movie in the theater for a long time. Nothing that came out this year can touch it
Didn't the resistance supplant the empire as the governmental body for the galaxy? Eg Communist Russia
Why are they still "the resistance" other than star wars nostalgia?
Wasn't it established that the empire lost everything except a single star destroyer, which is the base for the first order?
>>64144426
Post "that" webm plz
Goofy looking bitch.
>>64144518
Not as goofy looking as your mother.
CARMELLA CAN YOU PLEASE CHECK THESE DUUUUUUUUUUUUUBS
pathetic
You're pathetic. This is how you get dubs.
witness me
>He got the up side, I got the down side. See there's two sides to every Schwartz.
What did he mean by this?
>>64144224
Daily reminder that I'm surrounded by Assholes.
>>64144439
Yo!
did both rings come from a box of Cracker Jacks?
3 part script prediction
Post 1/3:
>We open with backstory
Snoke is Plagueis - The Sith Lord who could cheat Death (Plagueis = canon because Episode III, Ayy lmao Muun version was EU bullshit)
>Sheev kills Plagueis who becomes dark equivalent of force ghost
>Revives himself into a disfigured zombie-like figure, adopts a new name, watches the events of 1-6 and influences the betrayal of Sheev by Vader.
>Steps into power void once Sheev dies
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>>64144143
(2/3)
Now Rey and Kylo get trained
>Luke trains Rey Yoda style ('cause Pottery),
>Snoke trains Kylo with some badass dark side training, We get to see him do things with the Knights of Ren (his followers from the academy) we heard all about but never saw besides the one scene in the rain.
Other Characters
>Finn is convinced by Leia to use his skills to fight the First Order.
>Poe...
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>>64144208
(3/3)
Final Battle Extraordinaire:
>Luke gets diverted somehow during wizard battle, possibly Snoke killing Leia?
>Snoke uses break in action to break Rey, who has once again rendered Kylo useless despite being bested, because he again can't bring himself to finish her. Snoke captures her so he can convert her.
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George Lucas said himself that Anakin was still the Chosen One in the OT and it was planned from the beginning... is this enough reason to believe that Anakin is the true protagonist of all of the Star Wars movies?
t. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqLsQClut5c
is it better than season 1?
Not even close and neither season approaches the greatness of the film. It's still OK
It's great
I just finished season 1 and didn't like it. Is season 2 worth my time?