ITT: Comfycore movies
>comfy
Metropolitan
Barcelona
The Last Days of Disco
Damsels in Distress
The Cosmopolitans
Be honest, was he a Mary Sue?
if you don't know what a mary sue is and are just spouting buzzwords, sure.
>>64122980
he was a glib faxline
Yes.
What is /tv/'s thoughts on this man?
>>64122975
should've started his career as a serious actor.
For some reason he just turns me off. I heard him on Howard Stern and he seemed like a good guy but I just can't get into his movies.
>>64122975
suicide before 2020
Christopher Nolan’s Next Movie Is A WWII Film Centered On The Evacuation Of Allied Troops In Dunkirk, France
http://blogs.indiewire.com/theplaylist/report-christopher-nolans-next-movie-is-a-wwii-film-centered-on-the-evacuation-of-allied-troops-in-dunkirk-france-20151226
>Nolan + WWII
the ultimate snoozefest combination
>>64122927
>nolan
>movie about a "miracle"
more proof he is literally the messiah
Can't wait for all the plot exposition.
What exposition will be in this one? Maybe a character explains what a war is.
thoughts on this film? more generally on John Boorman's films? I quite liked this, though i preferred excalibur
did I make a mistake in posting this in the television and film board? gonna bump
tfw no guinevere gf? anyone? boorman?
no?
fuck /tv/ and fuck star wars desu family
What happened to her?
>>64122899
They talked about her daddy issues and hugged eachother.
>>64122899
She got the BWC
Death finally caught up with her and the other survivors of the roller coaster tragedy when they all coincidentally got aboard the same doomed subway car.
Can we just admit that this was a fun movie with enjoyable characters and move on? Do we really need to keep up this contrarian facade and pretend that the prequels were somehow more radical or original? Can we give JJ the credit he deserves?
>>64122882
what the hell do you expect? It's fuckin /tv/, the contrarian nitpicking neckbeard squad of the internet. If Empire Strikes Back came out today /tv/ would shit on it, 20 threads how fucking stupid that jump from Luke was after Vader tells him he is his dad and he jumps into that one hole
But I keep coming back
>>64122882
Why wasn't this used? It's so much better than official poster
>>64122882
>Can we give JJ the credit he deserves?
kylo ren was cool,finn was a nice twist,i like poe but i want to see his flaw(cockyness?),i like seeing the old cast back,i like that they used practical effect even tho some are ehh and the first jedi temple temple might be legit.Rey,Phasma and Snoke are ehh shes kind of a thing i didnt enjoy about this rehash they just want you to wait for the sequels i wonder how pissed were at empire or what people thought of Kenobi death at the time.also the Soundtrack was lazy.
its an overrated to the roof fun ride that chose the laziest road for a fresh start.i felt the space opera but barely.
>People defending prequels on /tv/
This is just an ironic meme, right? No one over the age of 12 could actually believe this, right?
Most people over 12 dont defend any of the seven Star Wars movies
The prequels were much better written, they had actual characters and story, not a bunch of memes and one-liners that lack any emotion or coherence. Luke is a cliched everyboy "hero" that goes through an absurdly rapid transformation between the fifth and the sixth episodes. Anakin's emotional instability and his exposure as a psychopath are gripping; and his doomed relationship with Padme is touching. In the "original trilogy" Han, Leia, Darth Vader and Obi Wan are complete meme characters, nothing about them is remotely believable or human. And why doesn't anyone care about deaths in those movies? Leia's planet destruction, Luke's stepparents' death, all of the blown up rebels--the list could go on--all the deaths are forgotten moments later.
As for direction, the movies from the "original trilogy" were mostly incoherent, badly edited and full of logical problems. The prequel trilogy is a work of a "vulgar auteur".
If you can't see that then film isn't for you and maybe even this board.
I realize now having bad movies like the prequels that took chances is better than a product like the force awakens that was influenced too much by the public's opinions and desires
What if Thor wasn't some pretty white boy, Hollywood?
ITT: Discuss how you would incorporate affirmative action casting in interesting ways if you were in the director's chair.
WE
I'd reboot the Thor franchise with the new female thor.
She would be a Mary sue and never actually struggle with anything.
There would be 3 different sex scenes where she gets blacked by heimdall.
The movie would make a shit ton of money and any bad reviews or criticisms would be viewed as racism and misogyny.
My Jewish overlords would be pleased and reward me with many shekels.
>>64122794
Implying that's not what will happen after Thor 3
They have to make something "refreshing" after the trilogy
so why did gandalf chose bilbo to accompany him and the dwarves considering he wasn't even anything close to a burglar?
couldn't he hire a real hobbit burglar?
because he was small and nimble
>>64122731
>random person approaches you
>"Do you rob people?"
>"Why yes of I do person I've never met! I know I can trust you with this secret."
Is she a good actress?
>>64122628
she evokes a powerful response in my dick
>>64122628
Good for my dick if you know what I mean!
She can sit on my face and never get up
>Harrison Ford's son
It's his wife's son.
why u jello tho >>64117747
He needs a teacher
You have ten seconds to defend capeshit
>Deadpool
>Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
>Captain America: Civil War
>X-Men: Apocalypse
>Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2
>Suicide Squad
>Gambit
>Doctor Strange
>Killing Joke Animated
>Batman: Bad Blood Animated
>Justice League v Titans Animated
This is just fucking 2016
2017:
>Bloodshot
>Wolverine sequel
>Guardians of the Galaxy sequel
>Wonder Woman
>Fantastic Four 2
>ANOTHER FUCKING SPIDER-MAN
>ANOTHER FUCKING THOR
>Justice League: Part One
>LEGO Batman
2018:
>Black Panther
>Flash
>ANOTHER FUCKING AVENGERS
>ANOTHER FUCKING ANT-MAN
>ANOTHER FUCKING X-MEN
>ANOTHER FUCKING SPIDER-MAN
>FUCKING AQUAMAN
2019:
>CAPTAIN MARVEL
>Shazam, whatever the fuck that is
>ANOTHER ANOTHER FUCKING AVENGERS
>ANOTHER JUSTICE LEAGUE
>Inhumans, again, literally who
2020:
>Cyborg from Teen Titans getting his own movie
>some untitled unspecified Marvel movie
>FUCKING GREEN LANTERN AGAIN
>another untitled unspecified Marvel movie
>a fucking THIRD untitled unspecified Marvel movie
>REDDITPOOL 2 IS ALREADY FUCKING PLANNED
>100 Bullets, AKA Who Fucking Cares: The Movie: The Game
>Yet another two Spider-Man movies
>even more untitled Batman, Superman, and a fucking Venom movieAnd don't forget new Disney's™ Star Wars® every year for the foreseeable future
When will this shitty industry crash so we can get real films again?
Why this thread again?
Capeshit is great, based on these titles I have some more movie ideas:
>Batman vs. Captain America: Dawn of Civil Justice
>Wonder Woman vs. Fantastic Four
>Avengers vs. Wolverine
>Guardians of the Galaxy vs. Suicide Squad
>not embracing the golden age of television
>not just pirating old movies
come on senpai
Has he ever made you laugh?
Last bit on comedy bang bang still brings tears to my eyes
No.
fuck shit stack made me chuckle
>Theater has a no singles policy
For big releases or something?
>>64122754
For every movie
I've never heard of a theatre like that.
That seat layout in the OP pic is retarded. What if you want to see a movie with your buddy and you're heterosexual?
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