You have ten seconds to defend capeshit
>Deadpool
>Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
>Captain America: Civil War
>X-Men: Apocalypse
>Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2
>Suicide Squad
>Gambit
>Doctor Strange
>Killing Joke Animated
>Batman: Bad Blood Animated
>Justice League v Titans Animated
This is just fucking 2016
2017:
>Bloodshot
>Wolverine sequel
>Guardians of the Galaxy sequel
>Wonder Woman
>Fantastic Four 2
>ANOTHER FUCKING SPIDER-MAN
>ANOTHER FUCKING THOR
>Justice League: Part One
>LEGO Batman
2018:
>Black Panther
>Flash
>ANOTHER FUCKING AVENGERS
>ANOTHER FUCKING ANT-MAN
>ANOTHER FUCKING X-MEN
>ANOTHER FUCKING SPIDER-MAN
>FUCKING AQUAMAN
2019:
>CAPTAIN MARVEL
>Shazam, whatever the fuck that is
>ANOTHER ANOTHER FUCKING AVENGERS
>ANOTHER JUSTICE LEAGUE
>Inhumans, again, literally who
2020:
>Cyborg from Teen Titans getting his own movie
>some untitled unspecified Marvel movie
>FUCKING GREEN LANTERN AGAIN
>another untitled unspecified Marvel movie
>a fucking THIRD untitled unspecified Marvel movie
>REDDITPOOL 2 IS ALREADY FUCKING PLANNED
>100 Bullets, AKA Who Fucking Cares: The Movie: The Game
>Yet another two Spider-Man movies
>even more untitled Batman, Superman, and a fucking Venom movie
Filmmaking a shit
When will this shitty industry crash so we can get real films again?
I LIKE THAT THEY ALL FOLLOW THE SAME FORMULA SO THAT I KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON AND UNDERSTAND THE PLOT AND I LIKE THE BRIGHT COLOURS
>>64117505
Capeshit is great. You always know the good guys will beat the bad guys and you can just turn your brain off and enjoy the explosions, without having to think about a plot
>>64117563
>explodes anally
oooo who /hype/ here??
also, 2016 thread, what are you looking forward to seeing next year /tv/
>watching movies
literally reddit: the hobby
tv shows have surpassed movies in every possible way
>Adam Driver
>No DiCaprio
Fucking 10/10
>>64117485
hopefully no more posts from you
I watched the Force Awakens today. One thing I don't get is why did Han Solo let Kylo Ren kill him?
>>64117370
he thought kylo ren was talking about returning to the light when he wanted han's permission to kill him
He had the high ground.
>awww daaad you just don't understand, I'm dark and evil, it's a Sith thing, you wouldn't know about it...
Is there any scene in the piece of shit film that is actually a built set and not blue/green screen?
You mean Episode III
>>64117312
The Arena
The second one
>movie on TV
>break every 5 mins for 10 mins of adverts
>movie not on TV
>have to marathon it
>most movies are 2 hrs plus these days
>the human mind loses concentration after 20 minutes
FUCK OFF BEBE
Where are all the other spaceships?
there's a giant parking lot behind the mountain
Why did they make a sleezy cantina out of a jedi temple?
The bar is on tracy island. The hangar is under the lake.
/tv/ BTFO
REY IS NO A MARY SUE CONFIRMED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQEm2RmdIi0
>>64117220
>Goobergator Mundane Matt
Not even once
Wow. I guess i was wrong all along.
She is not a Mary sue.
Thank you OP for sharing this video. It has truly opened my eyes
ITT: Supposedly "handsome" people you don't get at all.
Don't get me wrong, he's not ugly, but most people act like he's a greek God. And he has very small teeth.
>>64117196
are you gay
>>64117196
also literally bald
>>64117196
Have you seen Shame and his monster dong? Can't unrender the Fassbender
How mad will the Star Wars babbies be when TFA doesn't beat Avatar?
They're already doing damage control, it's hilarious
>>64117190
Post more Based Jimbo quotes
Avatar is for granola-nibbling hippies.
How the fuck did a girl who had been a jedi for half a day beat a sith/whatever who had been trained his entire life, partly by Luke and who apparently also killed a bunch of other jedis also trained by luke???
Sure he was injured but come on. Also how did he not just completely destroy finn?? He was able to fling rey 30 feet into a tree literally seconds before he started sword fighting some random ass dude with no prior training??
Turns out fighting control panels doesn't prepare you for the real thing
I don't think he was as skilled as he makes himself out to be, you never know how long he actually did train with Luke or how he dismantled his training school.
Also it doesn't look like with the time he has spent with the New Order he has anyone actually teaching him how to fight, just Snoke talking to him from a projector.
The only logical explanation is that she was one of luke's jedi in training who had her memory wiped for some reason
name a better episode of king of the Hill
oh wait, you cant
>>64117162
That episode where Mr. Burns assembles an all star baseball team to beat Shelbyville and something crazy winds up happening to all of them.
>>64117300
>simpsons
>>64117162
which episode was this?
im a sucker for the one were bobby plays wipeout on his stomach with grill spatulas
History of Oil:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIpm_8v80hw
Collapse:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9KVw38WS90
Happy new year! Enjoy it while it lasts!
>>64117096
yo this nigg a mad a f a b o uu t o il
itt: babies who just learned about scarcity
peak oil is a meme and an old one. oil is the cheapest liquid next to water and we discover new sources all the time its just not worth drilling now because we have so fucking much.
what is the vaporwave of film
The Big Bang Theory
S O L A R I S
Harmony Korine
Was just watching Uncle Buck on tv and noticed this 10/10 QT
Can we have a retro tv/film QT thread?
>Uncle Cuck
>>64116995
My name's Buck and I'm here toparty
what was the point of a curved handle?
wouldn't it just make the end of the lightsaber heavier and more awkward to hold?
>>64116985
what was the point of this character
>>64116985
the lightsabers are a euphemism for their dicks. his just has a little curve on it. thats normal
>>64117388
Hello Nazi!
Jar Jar Binks was supposed to be a Sith lord. When the fans disliked him, Lucas came up with Dooku. That's why he was so rushed.
Hope this helps.
- Adolf
