>A tormented philosophy professor finds a will to live when he commits an existential act.
anyone seen this?
>>64107886
>philosophy
>entertainment industry
>americans
what can go wrong
can woody allen stop making movies for the sole purpose of jerking himself off
>>64107886
Films like these are made for boring middlebrows who only want to experience the superficial sheen of feeling "smart" without having to do any serious reading.
"Oi, so Luke Skywalkers crisps was ma dad, cunt hasnae left me any dosh to get hammered with, ken wot i'm sayin Solo?"
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/6184467/Bebo-photos-of-Star-Wars-actress-Daisy-Ridley-show-her-wild-child-past.html
>>64107747
>Skywalkers crisps
>Walkers
U got me senpai
Well, it's a woman, so.
Classy girl
Will this kill Disney animation?
>>>/trash/
you're welcome
>>64107592
more like this will kill my dickbecause i will be wanking it so much i mean
>>64107718
This desu
tfw when you learn that the boy who played Colt in the 3 Ninja movies actually was an awesome martial artist. He earned a brown belt in Gosoku-ryu karate at age 11 and played Colt in the first of the movies at age 12. How the hell could they find a boy who could both act and fight at such a young age?
http://3ninjas.wikia.com/wiki/Max_Elliott_Slade
Hello, Max.
I'm pretty sure the gay guy from the Twilight movie had some martial arts belts too...
>>64105720
>gay guy from the Twilight movie
Who are you talking about?
Total Lifetime Grosses
Domestic: $391,051,329 48.1%
+ Foreign: $422,400,000 51.9%
= Worldwide: $813,451,329
Wow, it really did flop.
>>64104856
I thought it didn't open in China yet.
cute little run
>Watching george lucas interview
>george gives them script
>disney says they don't like it, they wanna make a fan service
>george says he wants to make pottery
>george starts breaking down and talking about how they were his kids
WE'RE SORRY
>>64104331
Shut the fuck up, retard.
>>64104331
I miss him. Fuck all redditors who scared him away. I hope you enjoy the feces Disney shits into your mouths at this very moment.
Working on a list of reddit tier movies/tv shows. So far I have:
>upcoming Deadpool movie
>Guardians of the Galaxy
>Breaking Bad
>Rick and Morty
>Archer
What else?
STAR WARS "THE FORCE AWAKENS"
GOT
any marvel flick
are we not making a Christmas card this year? less than 24 hours left..
>>64039322
a few dank /tv/ memes to get the ball rolling
>Louis Cuck King
>BLACKED
>New ghostbusters hospital kid
>JUST
>HOLE UP
>Jonah "The" Hill
>Frankposting
>Was he autistic?
>What did he mean by this?
>Baneposting
>Dumb frogposter
>Kino, Cinema, Movie, Flick
>Show, series, TV
>Sheik Ibn al-Fleqi
>Fant4stic
>Meme off, bro!
>DUDE (THING) LMAO
nope
shit mods and star wars killed /tv/'s christmas spirit
>>64039455
it's not too late, we made the 2014 card in like 2 hours.
does anyone care about board culture at all anymore?
>itt actors that could do better
He appear in anything decent after LOST?
hugh jackman and mom.
wait. that's not his mom, that's his wife!
>If you were going to draw up list of places on the internet that should be excited about the first good Star Wars movie in more than three decades, you would have to include 4chan. The infamous image board is nerd culture sanctum, places with dauntingly high cultural literacy in science fiction, fantasy, and Japanese animation. You’d imagine posters there would be beside themselves with joy.
>Instead, a lot of them just seem pissed off about John Boyega.
>Boyega is a black actor with a lead role in Star Wars: The Force Awakens. He turns in a charming and sympathetic performance as Finn, a Stormtrooper with a conscience. But a lot of chan posters don’t seem interested in that. Rather, they’re angry he’s in the movie at all. In the story told through the jokes and memes of dozens of chan posts, Boyega got the job not because of his qualifications as an actor, but because of a nefarious outside force located somewhere between affirmative action and liberal conspiracy, a foreign hand unnaturally pushing cultural diversity into the natural state of pop culture. His presence is seen as an invasion.
>Yet if you’re surprised by the reaction to Boyega, you haven’t been paying attention.
>In 2015 it became clear that various reactionary forces have coalesced into a larger, coherent counterculture — let’s call it the Chanterculture — that exists not just in opposition to racial diversity in politics and culture, but in order to advance its own agenda, which across a variety of fronts seeks to preserve and promote the cultural and political preeminence of white guys. This new movement, and it is a movement, combines age-old racist and sexist rhetoric with bleeding-edge meme culture and technology. It unites two camps behind an ironclad belief in the duty to say hideous things: the threatened white men of the internet and the “I have no soul” lulzsters.
Good job, retards. Your retarded memes keep getting us media attention. Quit this shit now.
https://archive.is/5Fk0g
no.
>>64014466
>IT IS CURRENT YEAR GUYS
>>64014466
No. 4chan is inherently contrarian. When Bush was in power, everyone here acted like a liberal athiest. Now that Obama is in power and society in general is getting more and more progressive, the kiddos pretend to be edgy neo - nazis.
>revenge of the Jedi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3lbWba7xjQ
back when Carrie Fisher still looked normal
>>64014438
How could you not know about "Revenge of the Jedi"?
>carrie just holding a turtle
damn, what a couple of qts
The Return of Smallfat edition
Died: >>63978909
Thanx m8
Reminder.
/who/'s gotten into the awful habit of not making a new thread when the old one's about to die
This thread is dedicated to George Lucas. The true vision behind Star Wars and the man who unfortunately sold the rights to satan of filmmaking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7ZW1gtCljs
TFA shilling goes in Reddit.
So, I took the screenplay and divided it into three stories, and rewrote the first one. As I was writing, I came up with some ideas for a film about robots, with no humans in it. When I got to working on the Wookiee, I thought of a film just about Wookiees, nothing else. So, for a time, I had a couple of odd movies with just those characters. Then, I had the other two films, which were essentially split into three parts each, two trilogies. When the smoke cleared, I said, 'This is really great. I'll do another trilogy that takes place after this.' I had three trilogies of nine films, and then another couple of odd films. Essentially, there were twelve films.
>>63998566
>a creator goes through different visions during production
Wow, it's almost like Lucas' Star Wars movies weren't the same calculated soulless movies as the Disney one.
BASED JAPAN AND SOUTH KOREA
STAR C.UCKS BTFO
>Gonna be top of the box office they said
>Gonna finally topple that "shit" film Avatar they said
>Toy sales included its making lots of money, they're now saying
>tfw
>>63994697
the jews fear the samurai
Heh
Will never ever beat Avatar
I'm 20, almost 21.
I was literally 4 years old when the phantom menace came out. I grew up on the prequels.
Surely they could've catered more to my generation because I literally don't care about any of this grandpa shit.
Nobody gives a fuck about your opinion you entitled millennial scum
>>63986551
You and your millenial faggots are ruining the world you know? fuck off
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