>Entire sun magically goes out
>It's kinda chilly
The sun disappearing doesn't mean everything flash freezes.
>>64108355
why wasn't this scene in the movie?
The part in the trailer when Kylo turns on his lightsaber wasnt in the movie
Also why did he keep slapping himself during the fight? To pump out blood from the wound?
who would win a fight between the driver and the nightcrawler?
>>64108268
Driver wouldn't make it to the fight because Nightcrawler would cut his brakes.
jacket vs biker
>>64108285
kek
Can we just all agree it's the movie of the year?
>>64108224
Yes.
>>64108224
No.
I wish my peepee were bigger
itt: the new clasics
Mad Max
>>64108221
overrated
GIMMIEDAFUGENKEYS
Wow, I actually like it.How will SYFY fuck it up eventually?
There is already talk of it getting cancelled early because, again, SyFy are a bunch of bungling pieces of shit who didn't market the show enough, plus started airing it during the holiday season when no one watches fucking tv.
SyFy is notorious for dropping shows like rocks if they don't perform up to snuff two weeks in a row. Yet they'll keep Ghost Faggots and wrestling
>>64108208
>How will SYFY fuck it up eventually?
By slashing the budget ala series 2 of The Walking Dead.
>>64108208
>Yet they'll keep Ghost Faggots and wrestling
Because they both cost precisely fuck all to make.
>>64108208
If its good its bound to becancelled
>Here Come The Habibs! is an Australian television comedy series set to screen on the Nine Network in 2016. It follows the adventures of the Habib family, who migrated from Lebanon to Australia and after striking it rich move from the western suburb of Lakemba to the eastern suburb of Vaucluse. Soon the Habibs find themselves in conflict with their new next door neighbours.
rich lebbos don't move to vaucluse, they just build a huge house in bankstown
>>64108173
also buy their way into muslim heavy suburbs political scene
>>64108122
So Pizza except left leaning?
>Had literally zero screen time showing the New Republic and anyone even involved
>Didn't show anything about the New Republic corruption, just Leia casually mentioning it in passing
Why the fuck was this shit not given screen time, yet we had to have a 15 minute long LE WACKY MONSTERS ON A FREIGHTER sequence? It would have given the movie so much more emotional weight, instead of "these planets that have never been heard of or scene in ANY Star Wars media (even the EU didn't cover them) are now blown up".
Also:
>Not ending the fight between Rey and Kylo with them being on opposite ends when the ground splits, but both still able to keep fighting, instead of him laying there defeated
It would have let you know Rey can fight and would stand a chance against him, but he didn't fight with his full potential because he was trying to turn her.
CUck.
>>64108069
>wanting boring political shit after the prequels
kek
Because JJ is a television writer way over his head.
It's not as if politics is inherently boring, most fairy tales elucidate a great number of court intrigues.
cunt
>>64107813
go to bed Karl
tunt
Help me out, /tv/.
I have no idea how to state my opinion on film/tv shows recently.
Take Star Wars.
>See Star Wars with family
>Family: OMG BEST STAR WARS EVER BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY
>Me: Oh come on guys it's not that good, there's some very clear problems with it.
Go to 4chan for a different opinion.
>/tv/: God Star Wars sucks reddit tier bullshit. Rey is a mary sue, social justice invades
>Me: Holy shit it wasn't that bad calm the fuck down.
Why is everybody so fucking extreme in reactions? Can't shit be like a 6/10 anymore?
>>64107712
>wanting not shit memeposting from /tv/
you should know better
>having a senpai with shit opinions
sucks bro your genepool blows
no one cares that much about nuance with something as unimportant as a movie, so to make it interesting they beef it up one way or another
if you care enough to look for subtle criticisms you are a loser and need to get a life
What does any of this have to do with your ability to state your own opinion?
No painfully literal/obvious minimalist posters allowed.
I love this one
Underrated af godzilla movie tbqh
>people unironiaclly paid money to see this piece of trash
What's your excuse /tv/?
>>64107555
consider suicide
How was I supposed to know it was shit without paying to watch it?
Also considering watching again to refine my critique
>>64107566
Why? Did I trigger you by insulting your favourite new meme-flick?
Be honest guys, do you enjoy the films of this guy?
I don't know who that is.
DUDE TALENTED AUTEUR LMAO
>>64107528
Budapest Hotel was god tier foo
Is he the anti-cuck hero that 4chan deserves?
I don't know who that is.
>>64107558
dude. get Netflix. that's Black Mirror "The Entire History of You"
black mirror is dope.
He got cucked big time, m8
Just got a Secret-Cinema account. Spoonfeed me some rare movies /tv/.
If pic related is what the people on that board consider "cinema" then why would you want to be apart of that?
OMFG HOMOS ARE NORMAL IN THIS MOVIE. WE ARE CREATIVE AND THIS IS AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE
L'Ascension due Chevalier Noir
Der Dunkelheit Ritter Erhebt Sich
>>64107302
My account got deleted :(
>a fucking van
What the hell is this shit?
>>64107284
Star Wars/Spaceballs crossover
>>64107284
a spaceship can't have hot wheels
Han Cholo ese
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