When Han Solo and R2D2 appeared in the movie, most of the theater erupted in applause, and those were the only parts where they applauded. This irritated the fuck out of me, clapping like a bunch of fucking sheep. The movie wasn't even that good.
>>64100778
I got really drunk and talked all the way through the film. By the end I was loudly mocking it and someone called me a bastard.
>>64100778
Well you're also a sheep because you paid to see it.
Meanwhile me, like the true patricians, just shit on the move on /tv/ without paying to see it.
>>64100778
I can picture it now. You in the theater whispering under your breath after every bout of applause, "fucking normies"
I saw a test screening.
This movie destroys all comic book movies before it. It surpasses The Dark Knight and the Avengers.
You're all in for a real treat.
Mmm boys! You know the oldest lie in /tv/ fags?
>>64100746
>I thought she was with you XD
>[laugh track]
>Theatre audience claps
BOIS
http://www.dailywire.com/news/2037/force-star-wars-stupid-and-immoral-ben-shapiro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vj5tvBFcsF0
Yes
>>64100502
sauce?
I had no clue George Lucas meant for the Ewoks to be the communist Vietcong and America to be the empire. That's fucking hilarious.
Star Wars Film Rankings
B̲E̲S̲T̲
VI
IV
V
VII
I
III
II
W̲O̲R̲S̲T̲
The prequels were much better written, they had actual characters and story, not a bunch of memes and one-liners that lack any emotion or coherence. Luke is a cliched everyboy "hero" that goes through an absurdly rapid transformation between the fifth and the sixth episodes. Anakin's emotional instability and his exposure as a psychopath are gripping; and his doomed relationship with Padme is touching. In the "original trilogy" Han, Leia, Darth Vader and Obi Wan are complete meme characters, nothing about them is remotely believable or human. And why doesn't anyone care about deaths in those movies? Leia's planet destruction, Luke's stepparents' death, all of the blown up rebels--the list could go on--all the deaths are forgotten moments later.
As for direction, the movies from the "original trilogy" were mostly incoherent, badly edited and full of logical problems. The prequel trilogy is a work of a "vulgar auteur".
I feel neutral about the series overall, and honestly don't care about trolling or contrarianism. Here are my sincere rankings:
1. "Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones"
2. "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace"
3. "Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith"
4. "Star Wars"
5. "The Empire Strikes Back"
6. "Return of the Jedi"
7.
8. "The Force Awakens"
Episode 7 isn't even a Star Wars movies. It is a Marvel flick masquerading as one.
V > VI = IV > III > I > II
Non-Canon Mickeyshit;
VII
>>64100476
>Episode 7 isn't even a Star Wars movies.
Then why does it say its star wars in the title?
Is he the most fedorafag character in the Star Wars universe?
>The Jedis existed for at least a 1000 generations
>still not believing in the force
I mean we know God isn't real, but I'm sure Jedis prove that the force is at least is
>>64100359
But God is real
he was great
Lucas ruined him later by making the Jedi a huge presence in the prequels when they should have still been a very small behind the scenes group so that most people wouldn't believe in them. Instead they have a giant citadel on the most populous planet in the galaxy
Bravo Lucas yet again.
literally green screen the trilogy
>>64100317
Literally reddit the post.
>>64100317
>what is the Hobbit Trilogy
>>64100317
Yes LoTR what's your point
One question: Why did THAT scene have to happen? You know the one.
>>64100265
Directors self insert.
>>64100265
Which scene?
>>64100265
you mean the scene where KURT RUSSELL DIES? idk
DUDE OVER ACTING IN EVERY SCENE I'M IN LMAO
Both of the Ex Machina guys were really hamming it up.
>talking shit about the current best husbandu today
>>64100263
>Dr. Pavel, I'm Black Leader
JUST DIAL NIGGA I'LL FUCK YOU UP
RAPIST NIGGAS
PSYCHO NIGGAS
MEME NIGGAS
>Added CGI rocks
What did Lucas mean by this?
R2 was only a robot because of technological limitations.
>>64100084
>>64100084
was adding those rocks really necessary?
>>64100615
yes, he could bill more hours to ILM on behalf of the financiers of the re-edits, 20th Century Fox.
Why are these films so fucking well-made? How could three three and a half hour movies hold such high quality all the way through and still be just as impactful today?
Boromir's death still gets me.
Like many great movies of the last 20-30 years it has an almost herculean effort of production value put into it. they had a small army creating props for the movie, all the make up ect... very little cheating with cgi.
I wonder what had more Time put into the development of the movie T2 or the first lotr movie (they refilmed movie 2&3 after seeing the success of the first one i believe)
>>64099867
Because Peter (I'm a Kike but not enough of a Kike that'd you'd want to gas me on the day of the race war' type Kike) Jackson balanced his faggotry with actual decency.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0EchOPyvrA
>Its a Chakotay episode
muh peeple
>>64099860
That little punk ruined the final season.
>It's a Janeway has a headache so she annihilates an alien race episode
Now that enough time has gone by for us to evaluate.
Be honest. This was a hack show, with hack plots and hack jokes.
It was shocking but in the end there was no substance to keep it going. Seth McFarlen made his money and got the hell out with two shitty spin offs.
>>64099780
People have been saying this for years OP......
>>64099808
but now we've had enough time to accurately evaluate it.
sure people can say it sucks but now we have enough irrefutable evidence to prove accurately that its hack and old hat material.
>>64099780
>not a star wars threat.
Ok, i'll bite. they're like the simpsons but the know when to die and just make shitty shows just for the payoff.
The Simpsons is trying to be a good show when it sucks.
While Family guy was a good show but sucks now and they are clearly doing it for the money.
I really hope one day Lucas story that he was going to do for episodes 7 8 and 9 released for people to read. Letting disney make shit up is retarded, imagine someone did that to JRR tolkien or JK rowling ,remember. hes the only real SW author remember that.
how has that nigga not hung himself by now
>>64099656
because hes worth like 7 billion dollars
and yes money does fix everything
>mickey is obi-wan
>minnie is leia
What did they mean by this?
>I actually liked this
whats the appeal of this movie?
It's Wes Anderson going full on Wes Anderson
>>64099568
whimsy I'd say
>>64099568
Its pretty much the only wes anderson movie that doesnt suck cock.
>Inb4 a bunch of autistic hipsters try to defen his stuff.
I enjoyed this movie because it was goofie, actually had a good story, and it was paced REALLY well.
