7 for me. It gets better each time. BAZINGA.
7? I pay monthly rent in my local cinema so I never have to leave
lucky the bathrooms have nice showers
>Most """contrarians""" are actually just downboated butthurt redditors
Fuck off faggot
>watching a flick more than once
>daily reminder that TFA is not canon
Before you redditfags begin jumping in and hurling shit at me, let me explain. The whole point of the Star Wars series is that Anakin Skywalker ended up fulfilling his prophecy after all. Literally every movie in the series leads up to this. At the end of the third movie you think that the prophecy was all bullshit and all because he didn't kill Palpatine when he could. Then he meets his son and realizes he's still good after all and sacrifices himself to kill the emperor. Also, Luke, since he is a Skywalker, was the last potential sith but he overcame it by not killing his defenseless father. THE END, that's the point, the prophecy was fulfilled, Anakin the Chosen One brought an end to the dark side of the Force, there are no more Sith, THE END. There hardly are Jedi any, just Luke. The Force realized it was causing all of the problems in the galaxy and so fixed itself by creating Anakin Skywalker. It manufactured the rise of Palpatine to get rid of the Jedi and then manufactured Luke to get rid of the Sith. THE END.
Then The Meme Awakens and Jar Jar Abrams decides to completely ruin the entire point of the fucking series by creating two more sith and completely reintroducing the Force. Also other shit characters. REEEEEEE
>>64090653
You are now aware that you live in a world, a terrifying world, where there are people right this moment who use terms such as "canon" and "cinematic universe" when talking about films and television shows.
A terrifying world where imagined characters on a screen are required, according to those who discuss them, to adhere to "ground rules" set out by the creators of said-characters. A terrifying world where those that discuss these characters and their actions, are actually enraged if said-characters deviate from the mannerisms expected of them, the mannerisms that may have initially been set in the pages of a comic book.
Think about that. A comic book. For children. Yes, pictures and words on the same page, which are meant to be read by children, that are actually read by adults who then bicker and express their frustration at film-translations of these comic books not being "faithful". Faithful to a comic book. That's supposed to be read by young children.
This is your world. This is the world of capeshit. Terrifying, isn't it?
>>64090698
Hi Ian
>>64090653
Cool. Now all you have to do is save up a few billion dollars and buy the rights from Disney. Then I'll be inclined to believe you.
Is the age of PG-13 fan service on network television over?
I can think of no shows like Lost Girl or Chuck or Charmed that currently air.
once upon a time
>>64090594
Only light cleavage in that
chuck was one of a kind
>Star.Wars.The.Force.Awakens.2015.DVDScr.XVID.AC3.HQ.Hive-CM8
Oh jesus. Most pirated screener of all time?
>its real
well look at that
he even released the spectre one today
there is no force awakens screener you dumbfuck
I don't really see the point of watching a Star Wars flick at home. The best part is the sound and score and you can't really replicate the experience you get in a theater.
Anyway, yeah this will probably beat GoT for most pirated thing ever.
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>64090388
Apparently he continually self-harmed on set too.
paid bloggers trying to hype the thing #564
There's no way it can live up to the hype at this point.
Obviously everyone knew that the finale of this film would be the I-rex v. the T-rex, but why did they have the worst possible way to do this ending?
The theme of the Jurassic World films is "don't fuck with nature because nature will fuck you right back".
JW actually goes to great lengths to try and stick with this theme. I was pleased that they didn't fuck it up really badly.
The obvious ending was to have the T-rex killing the I-rex. Instead, they ended up going halfway and having the T-rex getting beaten down, then the raptor decides to fucking buddy up to take the I-rex down, and then (worst of all) it gets eaten by a Moasaur.
>>64090277
Honestly felt sorry for Indo at the end. She was just trying to find her position in nature even though she's a freak experiment. Maybe none of that would had happened if she had been introduced to more dinos in the park besides her sister just like Owen said.
The movie was too much of a rehash. Too many homages to the original and too much George Lucas 'poetry' to leave much of an impression. This is why I think TFA was lackluster and the best reboot/rehash/sequel of the year was Fury Road.
>>64090505
the sequel will be completely different
So 2015 is almost over
What's the film of the year?
Steve Jobs
C a r o l.
Dumbest Film Ever.
OK..so they land on this planet and go into the castle/bar filled with shady people doing shady stuff. All these people from all over the galaxy, right?
>Where did they park all the space ships?
The 100s of ships all these dudes would have had. What, do they have underground valet service or something?
Han parked about a 1/2 mile away and they walked in. Where are all the other fucking spaceships?
>>64090054
Do you see all that tree cover? Just pretend they're all parked there. Also, what makes you think they all came from off planet?
>>64090054
OP is trying hard!
>>64090092
>Just pretend
I refuse to suspend belief when watching a science fiction film
George Lucas appreciation thread.
Reminder that he literally did nothing wrong.
Reminder that George was bullied off the internet in 2000 by Star Wars fans.
>>64090063
Especiually Reddit Letter Media.
mfw reddit has arrived
why is she so fucking hot
>>64089897
He took after her father, for sure.
Dodd was hot as hell
>>64089897
high test
>>64089897
The hair.
Did we ever get a definitive answer on why his lightsaber has a crossguard?
He made it himself and he's a total edgelord with no regard for practicality.
Yeah, they're vents because his kyber crystal is cracked and unstable.
To burn your shoulders should you find a lightsaber and attempt to duel him
What the fuck is this guy's problem?
NORMIES!!!
INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE
can we have a bootleg thread, /tv/?
How important do you think he will be in the sequel?
>>64089555
How much do you get paid per post / thread?
How can I work like you?
Very, based on the favorable audience reaction.
>>64089555
Very important, and then they'll kill him off at the end because that's the only dramatic twist they can be bothered to think up.
will the neon demon be good or just shut like his last two movies
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Neon_Demon
www.imdb.com/title/tt1974419
literally semon demon: the movie
>>64089509
who is this neon demon
>>64089509
his last two movies were amazing.. Drive is by FAR and AWAY his best movie
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