What did you think of it /tv/?
As a white man the black dick sucking scene offended me and I must now hate this movie.
Comfy and hilarious. 8/10
>>64081724
Needs editing imho.
Why is he so based?
>>64081546
Han Solo is dead, long live Han Solo.
Why are you such a faggot?
>>64081546
He isnt
What is the brown stuff he put his mask on? Is it some kind of ash? Looks like ash or sawdust.
Vader's ashes
It's cinnamon.
Cat pan
>How can Rey even compete?
Is that Han's outfit ?
Those are some tight pants
>>64081506
I hope that, now that Mark is even thinner than during VII's filming, he gets some uniform like that instead of the farmer robes.
Best subplot in the history of movies.
>>64081156
hello reddit
I dont remember R2 being that big
>>64081156
Why arm red????
>J.J. ABRAMS recently read the script for Episode VIII of Star Wars. And he had a reaction to it that his lifelong friend, “The Force Awakens” actor Greg Grunberg, had not ever heard from the director over their decades together in the industry.
>“He read it and said something he never, ever says,” Grunberg, who plays pilot Snap Wexley in the new film, tells The Post’s Comic Riffs. Grunberg said that Abrams called the Episode VIII script “so good” that he wished he had written it.
>Even...
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That could just be him being a professional, and helping Disney market the next one, but I'm gonna be optimistic and say it's real fucking good.
>>64080924
JJ thought bringing in Kahn in the second Star Trak movie was a good idea
>>64080985
Dare I get my hopes up after ep.7 let me down?
Man this movie was awesome! I think they overused the CGI in parts, but I guess they are trying to be make it more modern. It harkens back to A New Hope, but in a totally original way. It's not a perfect film, and I still don't think it's better than any of the OT, but man the villians in this are amazing. I can't wait for the sequel!
Star Wars is garbage. Doesn't matter what cute title they put after the colon.
>>64080909
It was a glib facsimile you pleb.
>>64080909
Underage detected. We didn't talk about overuse of CGI back then.
I remember the response being positively lukewarm amongst my classmates who were Star Wars fans. Some critics had already called the film bad before it was released, so most of us were happy to find it was pretty good/okay. Yes, it repeated ANH but we all assumed it was building up to something. We were wrong.
Granted, I was only a freshman in high school, but I don't remember anyone calling it the biggest disappointment in...
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I know it's been said before, but this moviesucked.
Unlike the original trilogy, the pacing was really rushed, camera jerky, action meh, characters were underdeveloped, and everything felt rather soul-less. For example: the scene where Han Solo is on the catwalk. It was supposed to be a highly emotional and moment in the saga, but the way it was executed made it completely non-moving. They mourn him for 10 seconds, then move on.
All of the character/plot development from ESB and ROTJ, gone. Leia is obsessed with war again, not able to care about anything...
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>>64080788
>we don't get to see why
>we didn't get to see the re-building or any of the interesting stuff.
This is the first movie in a trilogy. Why would you expect them to explain everything in the first movie?
>They mourn him for 10 seconds, then move on.
So like Leia mourned for Alderaan, or Luke for his foster parents
>>64080838
But those were minor characters. Han was an important part of the story
>I was only nine years old
>I loved Darth Vader so much, I owned all the helmets and black capes
>I pray to Vader every night, thanking him for the Midichlorians I have been given
>"Vader is love", I say, "Vader is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a nerf herder
>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Vader
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The thing is that Darth Vader is his grand father, so it makes him a little less pathetic. He shouldve been some cuckold unrelated to Vader it wouldve made him more pathetic
What if the whole point of Kylo Ren is to show that trying to fill someone else's shoes is pointless and fruitless, and is a statement about the movie and how it shouldn't try to be like the OT but rather its own thing?
>>64080754
Nice reddit meme
>tfw you realise Toto is probably dead now
irl everyone involved in that movie is dead except for a dwarf from the lollipop guild
>>64080465
Yeah but they are not puppies.
Probably? That dog died 70 years ago.
Luke sure bounces back fast from seeing his Aunt and Uncle burned alive and turned into skeletons. You'd think this would have a huge emotional impact on a person, but not Luke Skywalker -- he's cracking jokes with Han just a few scenes later, it's like he doesn't even care.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix5h-hZfLTY
and
Luke knew why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_69wvG7Bqa8
in his heart he knew.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZ8Na04Bh9Q
>>64080358
1977 is a comedy newfriend
It's his aunt and uncle. Who gives a fuck? You could shoot my aunt or uncle and I wouldn't even blink.
Aunts and uncles are the red headed step children of families.
Am I am edgy teen if I find Kyle Ren cool?
He's the reason TFA is worth watching.
They shouldve showed more backstory of him and less leia+han cringe shit
I think edgy teens are the ones who hate him tbf
You're only an edgy teen if you want to be him and start acting like him.don't lie anon, you've been acting like him haven't you?
Alright, the script for episode VIII is finished and we're ready to start shooting. Only thing we need is an official title so we can start advertising. What have you got?
>>64079925
STAR WARS EPISODE 8: THE DESOLATION OF SNOKE
>>64079925
revenge of mediocrity
The Return of Dennis
>Kylo could sense him
>'there's been an awakening' possibly referring to boyega somehow wresting control over his birth
>able to wield a lightsaber without killing himself, even wounding Ren an actual Force user
So he's clearly force sensitive. What will happen to him next?
>>64079919He'll fully realize it when he engages in the "underdog fight" with dark side Rey but he'll suppress it because he loves her too much to kill her, even though he has to.
>>64080000
Shitty get yo
i wish he could bang my gf
Mike Stoklasa and the Plinkett reviews destroyed Lucas' image and legacy beyond repair.
If the reviews never existed, we never would've had Disney buying George out.
Mike Stoklasa, a pitiful, failed director / writer, had to destroy and tarnish a greater creator's legacy in order to propel himself to stardom. He used the unfortunate failure of Lucas as a stepping stone to make himself look smarter. He is nothing more than a phony erudite. All the things he mocked in the past, he now commends with songs of praise. He is a shill. A lazy, uncreative...
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b-but space cop will finally be the movie that breaks Mike into the industry
I'm not really a fan of the prequels but fuck RLM, snark doesn't replace talent or intelligent critique
I never heard of Reddit Lame Meme until I started browsing /tv/
They are irrelevant and only retards listen to them