You are a youngling and Anakin just activated(?) his lightsaber, what do you do to stay alive?
>>64089348
I'll try spinning, that's a good trick.
"Hello reddit!"
Tell him that I hate sand. How it's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
>Movie set in Ancient Egypt
>Cast nothing but white people
Why is this allowed?
>>64089312
Pull down your pants, tuck your weak faggot boner between your legs, bend over and show us your boy pussy you raging fucking fag.
>>64089312
WE
WUZ
KINGZ
Egyptians are white according to the U.S. census
>tfw spill is gone
>tfw they wont review any recent movies youre looking forward too
>tfw the took down their YouTube channel and website so you cant rewatch old videos
am I the only one that misses them?
nope
>>64089292
Fucking what, Spill was the shit man just some dumb dudrs taking the piss and writing movies. Fucking Spill man no reason to take down their YouTube channel. Merry fucking Christmas
>>64089292
I completely forgot that I used to watch their movie reviews. Damn, what happened?
If Obi Wan can do THIS...
>>64089085
...why didn't he do it HERE?
Doesn't seem to me like a very good friend.
GEORGE LUCAS
>>64089085
Anyone else like to pretend the prequels didn't really happen?
>41 years old
>>64089003
What sorcery is this? She looks like a fucking teen.
>>64089003
ok then
>>64089043
Didn't have kids.
1.Empire
2.Force
3.Hope
4.Sith
5.Jedi
6.Clones
7.Menace
The final 3 are all interchangable. Really hoping Ep 8 is a slow burner.
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>>64088983
1-3.Empire, Force, Hope
4.Jedi
5.Menace
6.Clones
>Power gap
>Power gap
>Power gap
7.Sith
Revenge of the Sith is easily the worst film and only liked by edgelords who like "muh darkness XDDDD"
>Millennium Falcon
So there are falcons in Star Wars?
>>64088851
FAL - Acronym for Fast Approach / Landin
CON - Means its fake. Dishonest. A ruse, which is what Solo was. He was a Ruse-Man as he always lied to Jabba and others about how fast the falcon actually was
>>64088851
>long time ago in a galaxy far away
>speak english
wtf
You know what bugged me? In the OT, Han pronounces Falcon like "fulkun" like it's some regional dialect, but in TFA he just uses the normal "fal-kon" pronunciation. What happened?
So why don't the Sith cultivate squadrons of force-sensitive younglings to do their bidding?
I'm aware of the 'there can only be one sith lord and his padawan' thing, but why not at least keep the padawan rejects. Cultivate their force abilities just enough to make them elite Storm Troopers. Super good blaster reflexes, immune to jedi mind trick. Why not
>>64088808
Dark Side, brah
More potential threats to undermine the hierarchy and authority of the Sith
They know what the Dark Side entails and don't want any more people to have to keep an eye on
Sidious wanted the biggest Chad Jedi to be his right hand man and do the bidding and him alone
>>64088808
They did.
That's why there is the rule of 2
Why is the style of classic simpsons episodes so much more charming than any other animated television show? Obviously the writing was great but no other show can make me laugh with just a still image like the simpsons can
also, classic simpsons thread
it was hand drawn and inconsistent
>>64088736
The colour's opaque rendes, the irregular hand drawn outlines and general asymmetry is perceived as being more "real" by your brain.
This is true for any old cartoon/anime.
Why the fuck are mods deleting my eastenders thread, it's a fucking british soap opera and /tv/ related, SORRY I DIDN'T MAKE ANOTHER STAR WARS THREAD YOU FAT FUCKING LOSER JANITOR
Calm down muhammed.
>>64088664
I make one /eastenders/ thread and the janitor gets mad that his hotpocket is cold so deletes my thread to make more room for star wars and you think i should just take it?
British soap operas need to take a stand
>>64088631
I just made an actress thread and it got deleted. Why?
Which is better /tv/
new Mad Max or new Star Wars?
http://strawpoll.me/6362180
Both are simple action movies did great with critics but a lot of people here seem to hate them. They're both somewhat reboots and have stronk female protagonists.
Im sure a lot would agree but overall I'd say Fury Road has a lot more going for it. Visually it's more creative and ambitious. Both had good practical effects but utilized CGI where it needed but the redundant spectacle of TFA was actually kind of boring. Despite both being shot on film, FR sometimes looks too color graded while TFA mostly looks a little more authentic even though it'd nowhere near as visually interesting.
Also Furiosa is less of a Mary Sue then Rey
Personally I prefer TFA cause I like the characters and actually give a shit about what happens to them. The only one who got close to that in MMFR for me was the war boy and he was a bit character.
>>64088590
Hating Mad Max is a meme, hating TFA is an honest reaction
>>64088590
>Both had good practical effects but utilized CGI where it needed but the redundant spectacle
You are sooo wrong about this...
Does /tv/ have any vintage waifus?
it's hard to knowing they all smoked and were racist as fuck
What are your film and tv-related new years resolutions?
I'm gonna watch 300 movies in 2016
>>64088232
Im watching films from now on. no more movies.
im gonna start watching things
any recs?
get a job in the film industry even if it means being the guy that gets coffee and wipes the toilets on set
work my way up to director and make redpilled movies
ITT: Movies about loneliness.
Need some recommendations.
>>64088231
>Movies about loneliness.
Hmm. Buffalo 66 is kind of about loneliness, but not as much as Brown Bunny.
Sorry bud. I got some shows that I enjoy, followed by the criticisms I know they're going to recieve.
Mr Robot (le reddit/autist may-may show)
Welcome to the NHK (le weeb shit may-may show)
if you don't mind homos a single man is a good movie.
Taxi Driver
So, how do you think he will look like in 8?
Episode 3 vader but an even better character
I hope he'll figure out this Vader cosplay is retarded and will stop wearing his helmet at least, he's got a scar that'd be a shame to hide
He will have a scar on his face and tears in his sweet lil eyes.
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